Shooting Your Man Juice! Lil' Jon's a visionary? - GoFuckYourself.com

Donny · 12-04-2005, 09:33 PM

Read #2:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=skeet

Now listen to "Get Low" again! LOL

3,6,9 damn she fine hopin she can sock it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low 2x
To the window, to the wall, (to dat wall)
To the sweat drop down my balls (MY BALLS)
To all these bitches crawl (crawl)
To all skeet skeet motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skeet skeet got dam (Got
dam)
To all skeet skeet motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skeet skeet got dam (Got
dam)

Donny · 12-04-2005, 09:38 PM

2. skeet

"Skeet" is actually a form of birth control practiced by the African-American tribes of North America near the beginning of the 21st Centruy. Visionaries of the time (such as Lil Jon and Nelly) recognized the inevitable and everpresent danger of overpopulation in their land and decided to take action. They discovered an ancient form of birth control used by their ancestors that involved "pulling out and shooting" (much like skeet shooting) during sexual intercourse, as to not impregnate the female, or "biatch". The visionaries spread the word the only way they knew how: rap music. People would listen to the songs of the visionaries during ritual smoking ceremonies and chant "skeet skeet skeet!". Every tribe of their kind in the land listened to rap music and the idea of skeeting quickly gained in popularity. Soon, the entire African-American tribe had done its part to offset the effects of overpopulation through generations of skeeting on the women that they did not wish to impregnate. However, the other tribes of the land (most notabley, the Whites and Mexicans) did not support the "Skeet Movement". They continued to grow in number until the Whites eventually ate the Mexicans. The Whites, however, refused to eat the African-Americans for fear of sickle cell anemia, so they all got on a very large boat and went back to England.

"Excuse me, I didn't catch your name, but would you mind if I skeeted on you? Seeing as how we just met and all, I am not fully convinced that you would make a good mother, so I am electing not to ejaculate inside of you. Let me go get you a towel."

dissipate · 12-04-2005, 09:39 PM

ahhh, gotta love urban dictionary, my roomate and I added this one last year when we were drunk off our minds at like 2am one night http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...rench+trombone

Deej · 12-04-2005, 11:00 PM

wow.... so much time you have :P

Donny · 12-05-2005, 08:02 AM

Nah, not about having a lot of time. That song was stuck in my head. Especially the "sweat drops down my balls" part. So I wanted to find out wtf he was saying (the skeet skeet part) and google did the rest.

Dirty F · 12-05-2005, 08:09 AM

12-04-2005, 09:33 PM	#1
Donny As you wish... Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 13,754	Shooting Your Man Juice! Lil' Jon's a visionary? Read #2: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=skeet Now listen to "Get Low" again! LOL 3,6,9 damn she fine hopin she can sock it to me one mo time Get low, Get low 2x To the window, to the wall, (to dat wall) To the sweat drop down my balls (MY BALLS) To all these bitches crawl (crawl) To all skeet skeet motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skeet skeet got dam (Got dam) To all skeet skeet motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skeet skeet got dam (Got dam)

12-04-2005, 11:00 PM	#4
Deej I make pixels work Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: I live here... Posts: 24,386	wow.... so much time you have :P __________________ Deej's Designs n' What Not Hit me up for Design, CSS & Photo Retouching Icq#30096880

12-04-2005, 09:38 PM	#2
Donny As you wish... Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 13,754	2. skeet "Skeet" is actually a form of birth control practiced by the African-American tribes of North America near the beginning of the 21st Centruy. Visionaries of the time (such as Lil Jon and Nelly) recognized the inevitable and everpresent danger of overpopulation in their land and decided to take action. They discovered an ancient form of birth control used by their ancestors that involved "pulling out and shooting" (much like skeet shooting) during sexual intercourse, as to not impregnate the female, or "biatch". The visionaries spread the word the only way they knew how: rap music. People would listen to the songs of the visionaries during ritual smoking ceremonies and chant "skeet skeet skeet!". Every tribe of their kind in the land listened to rap music and the idea of skeeting quickly gained in popularity. Soon, the entire African-American tribe had done its part to offset the effects of overpopulation through generations of skeeting on the women that they did not wish to impregnate. However, the other tribes of the land (most notabley, the Whites and Mexicans) did not support the "Skeet Movement". They continued to grow in number until the Whites eventually ate the Mexicans. The Whites, however, refused to eat the African-Americans for fear of sickle cell anemia, so they all got on a very large boat and went back to England. "Excuse me, I didn't catch your name, but would you mind if I skeeted on you? Seeing as how we just met and all, I am not fully convinced that you would make a good mother, so I am electing not to ejaculate inside of you. Let me go get you a towel."

12-04-2005, 09:39 PM	#3
dissipate The Dirty Frenchman Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Lost Angeles Posts: 8,904	ahhh, gotta love urban dictionary, my roomate and I added this one last year when we were drunk off our minds at like 2am one night http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...rench+trombone

12-05-2005, 08:02 AM	#5
Donny As you wish... Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 13,754	Nah, not about having a lot of time. That song was stuck in my head. Especially the "sweat drops down my balls" part. So I wanted to find out wtf he was saying (the skeet skeet part) and google did the rest.

12-05-2005, 08:09 AM	#6
Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204