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TunaSafe · 12-03-2005, 05:44 PM

"Your Fresh Seal & Mood Indicator"?
http://www.tunasafe.com

How it Happened

I was alone @ home late one night after one, two or three too many vodka & cranberries. I was dog-hungry so I started clambering about the kitchen in search of sustenance. Unfortunately, the only thing edible I was able to muster up was a can of Star-Kist® tuna. I reluctantly sat down with a fork & began to consume the tuna straight out of the can when I noticed "it". There was a tiny logo on the side of the can with a dolphin leaping out of water & the words "Dolphin Safe" underneath.

I sat there in puzzlement as to what the "Dolphin Safe" logo could possibly represent. After much pondering, I came to the conclusion that there were no dolphin parts in my tuna fish. I was so excited to come to this realization that I started to really enjoy the suddenly delicious tuna fish. Satisfied, I threw the empty can in the kitchen trash and felt my way back to the bedroom for a much needed slumber.

The Concept

The next afternoon I arose (unsurprisingly) seriously parched. I then staggered my way back to the kitchen to drink about a gallon & a half of water. As I was chugging the refreshing elixir, I smelled the discarded tuna can in the trash, & I suddenly was reminded of my last prom date. That's when the idea hit me like a search warrant. Why don't I create an assurance logo similar to the "Dolphin Safe'' logo? Instead of a dolphin, I'd use a tuna fish & call it "Tuna Safe". I'd then place the logo on the front of a nice pair of thongs so that the wearer could assure their potential mate that they keep their business clean. The "Tuna Safe" logo would be "Your Fresh Seal"!!! YEAHHH!!! Wait a minute .... it could also be used as a "Mood Indicator"!!!. Sweeter yet, I could package the thongs in tin cans that resemble tuna cans & sell them online & @ retail stores.

After a Few Cups of Coffee

I then Googled "Dolphin Safe" & fell off my cloud. As it turns out, "Dolphin Safe" actually means that there were no dolphins accidentally killed or injured in the process of catching the tuna. What a complete bummer. Now depressed, I fixed myself a late afternoon, bubble bursting, double vodka & cranberry. Things then started to grow clearer once again. If I just placed an assurance logo similar to the "Dolphin Safe" logo on a pair of thongs, people would still clearly get my concept...right?

Never the less, the journey begins...

Thanks,
Cristian

TurboAngel · 12-03-2005, 05:45 PM

Welcome to GFY and......

sicone · 12-03-2005, 05:46 PM

I think that this is SPAM

potter · 12-03-2005, 05:47 PM

That is pretty cool. Congrats on the great idea and good luck on your venture.

mikeet · 12-03-2005, 05:49 PM

You can tunaguiter but you can't tunasafe

spacedog · 12-03-2005, 05:51 PM

got an affiliate program? I'll sell those

DBS.US · 12-03-2005, 06:17 PM

Posts: 1 = Spam

pornguy · 12-03-2005, 06:17 PM

Spam is tuna safe.

TunaSafe · 12-03-2005, 06:20 PM

I just wanted to know what you guys thought.

TunaSafe · 12-03-2005, 06:21 PM

I just wanted to know what you guys thought. Stupid? Funny? Crude?

spacedog · 12-03-2005, 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TunaSafe

I just wanted to know what you guys thought. Stupid? Funny? Crude?

original, unique, & funny & crude. I like it

BradM · 12-03-2005, 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TunaSafe

Stupid

You're right.

NickPapageorgio · 12-03-2005, 06:26 PM

I think they are unique. Don't mind the haters here man. Drive by spam is most common and lots of people get off on pointing out that a post is designed to push a product. Ofcourse, 30 minutes from now, they'll start a thread about how well the sponsor in their sig converts, so, don't sweat it. I like em.

TunaSafe · 12-03-2005, 06:38 PM

I do not have an affiliate program.

rowan · 12-03-2005, 09:33 PM

Might help if your site actually loaded. It's timing out for me.

MikeVega · 12-03-2005, 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rowan

Might help if your site actually loaded. It's timing out for me.

same here ... i was going to waste 2 mins of my time ..

TunaSafe · 12-03-2005, 10:04 PM

timing out for me also. The provider is network solutions. I dont know whats going on.

TunaSafe · 12-03-2005, 10:06 PM

Back up now. Whats up with Network Solutions?

spacedog · 12-04-2005, 07:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TunaSafe

Back up now. Whats up with Network Solutions?

If you decide to change hosts, feel free to check out my directory

Zyber · 12-04-2005, 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sicone

I think that this is SPAM

No, it's tuna!

PixeLs · 12-04-2005, 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zyber

No, it's tuna!

A tUna Flavored Spam?

Marshal · 12-04-2005, 07:30 PM

spam, spam, spam?

TunaSafe · 12-04-2005, 08:07 PM

Does spam smell like tuna? If so, I could make some Spam Safe - Thongs in a can?

Spunky · 12-04-2005, 08:22 PM

I think that idea has some potential..great story

DirtyDanza · 12-04-2005, 08:34 PM

I think it's genius..... fucking brilliant... contact me on ICQ I got an IDEA to make us both some killer cash

dissipate · 12-04-2005, 08:38 PM

this thread gets the offical "WTF" stamp of approval

sweethotkayla · 12-04-2005, 08:40 PM

Welcome to the board...I like your idea its funny and cute.. And i think it would sell..:S

fr0gman · 12-04-2005, 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zyber

No, it's tuna!

No it's Tuna SAFE.

miss wild · 12-05-2005, 08:19 AM

Welcome to the board...nice idea

CherryLipsRosa · 12-05-2005, 08:52 AM

Good try!

WebairGerard · 12-05-2005, 08:59 AM

pretty funny

12-03-2005, 05:44 PM	#1
TunaSafe Registered User Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7	What do you think of Tuna Safe - Thongs in a Can "Your Fresh Seal & Mood Indicator"? http://www.tunasafe.com How it Happened I was alone @ home late one night after one, two or three too many vodka & cranberries. I was dog-hungry so I started clambering about the kitchen in search of sustenance. Unfortunately, the only thing edible I was able to muster up was a can of Star-Kist® tuna. I reluctantly sat down with a fork & began to consume the tuna straight out of the can when I noticed "it". There was a tiny logo on the side of the can with a dolphin leaping out of water & the words "Dolphin Safe" underneath. I sat there in puzzlement as to what the "Dolphin Safe" logo could possibly represent. After much pondering, I came to the conclusion that there were no dolphin parts in my tuna fish. I was so excited to come to this realization that I started to really enjoy the suddenly delicious tuna fish. Satisfied, I threw the empty can in the kitchen trash and felt my way back to the bedroom for a much needed slumber. The Concept The next afternoon I arose (unsurprisingly) seriously parched. I then staggered my way back to the kitchen to drink about a gallon & a half of water. As I was chugging the refreshing elixir, I smelled the discarded tuna can in the trash, & I suddenly was reminded of my last prom date. That's when the idea hit me like a search warrant. Why don't I create an assurance logo similar to the "Dolphin Safe'' logo? Instead of a dolphin, I'd use a tuna fish & call it "Tuna Safe". I'd then place the logo on the front of a nice pair of thongs so that the wearer could assure their potential mate that they keep their business clean. The "Tuna Safe" logo would be "Your Fresh Seal"!!! YEAHHH!!! Wait a minute .... it could also be used as a "Mood Indicator"!!!. Sweeter yet, I could package the thongs in tin cans that resemble tuna cans & sell them online & @ retail stores. After a Few Cups of Coffee I then Googled "Dolphin Safe" & fell off my cloud. As it turns out, "Dolphin Safe" actually means that there were no dolphins accidentally killed or injured in the process of catching the tuna. What a complete bummer. Now depressed, I fixed myself a late afternoon, bubble bursting, double vodka & cranberry. Things then started to grow clearer once again. If I just placed an assurance logo similar to the "Dolphin Safe" logo on a pair of thongs, people would still clearly get my concept...right? Never the less, the journey begins... Thanks, Cristian

12-03-2005, 05:46 PM	#3
sicone Retired Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Sac Posts: 18,453	I think that this is SPAM __________________

12-03-2005, 05:47 PM	#4
potter Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Denver Posts: 6,559	That is pretty cool. Congrats on the great idea and good luck on your venture. __________________

12-03-2005, 06:17 PM	#7
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12-03-2005, 06:17 PM	#8
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12-03-2005, 05:45 PM	#2
TurboAngel H.B.I.C. Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: NC Posts: 30,122	Welcome to GFY and......

12-03-2005, 05:49 PM	#5
mikeet this & that Industry Role: Join Date: May 2005 Location: Beer City Posts: 5,333	You can tunaguiter but you can't tunasafe

12-03-2005, 05:51 PM	#6
spacedog Yes that IS me. Bitch. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 14,149	got an affiliate program? I'll sell those

12-03-2005, 06:20 PM	#9
TunaSafe Registered User Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7	I just wanted to know what you guys thought.

12-03-2005, 06:21 PM	#10
TunaSafe Registered User Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7	I just wanted to know what you guys thought. Stupid? Funny? Crude?

12-03-2005, 06:26 PM	#13
NickPapageorgio Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: NC Posts: 8,323	I think they are unique. Don't mind the haters here man. Drive by spam is most common and lots of people get off on pointing out that a post is designed to push a product. Ofcourse, 30 minutes from now, they'll start a thread about how well the sponsor in their sig converts, so, don't sweat it. I like em. __________________

12-03-2005, 06:38 PM	#14
TunaSafe Registered User Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7	I do not have an affiliate program.

12-03-2005, 09:33 PM	#15
rowan Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 17,393	Might help if your site actually loaded. It's timing out for me.

12-03-2005, 10:04 PM	#17
TunaSafe Registered User Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7	timing out for me also. The provider is network solutions. I dont know whats going on.

12-03-2005, 10:06 PM	#18
TunaSafe Registered User Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7	Back up now. Whats up with Network Solutions?

12-04-2005, 07:30 PM	#22
Marshal Biz Dev and SEO Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 15,181	spam, spam, spam? __________________ --- Busy ranking websites on Google...

12-04-2005, 08:07 PM	#23
TunaSafe Registered User Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7	Does spam smell like tuna? If so, I could make some Spam Safe - Thongs in a can?

12-04-2005, 08:22 PM	#24
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,949	I think that idea has some potential..great story __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

12-04-2005, 08:34 PM	#25
DirtyDanza Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: BP4L.... Las Vegas, Posts: 8,370	I think it's genius..... fucking brilliant... contact me on ICQ I got an IDEA to make us both some killer cash __________________ AVN Nominated Camming Couple

12-04-2005, 08:38 PM	#26
dissipate The Dirty Frenchman Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Lost Angeles Posts: 8,904	this thread gets the offical "WTF" stamp of approval

12-04-2005, 08:40 PM	#27
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12-05-2005, 08:19 AM	#29
miss wild Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 1,304	Welcome to the board...nice idea __________________ [img]http://****************/sig/fhv3_b_624x80.gif[/img]

12-05-2005, 08:52 AM	#30
CherryLipsRosa Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Costa Rica Posts: 3,603	Good try! __________________ Rosalia M. ICQ.12150439 Skype. cherrylipsrosa

12-05-2005, 08:59 AM	#31
WebairGerard Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 8,113	pretty funny __________________