What do you think of Tuna Safe - Thongs in a Can
 

"Your Fresh Seal & Mood Indicator"?
http://www.tunasafe.com

How it Happened

I was alone @ home late one night after one, two or three too many vodka & cranberries. I was dog-hungry so I started clambering about the kitchen in search of sustenance. Unfortunately, the only thing edible I was able to muster up was a can of Star-Kist® tuna. I reluctantly sat down with a fork & began to consume the tuna straight out of the can when I noticed "it". There was a tiny logo on the side of the can with a dolphin leaping out of water & the words "Dolphin Safe" underneath.

I sat there in puzzlement as to what the "Dolphin Safe" logo could possibly represent. After much pondering, I came to the conclusion that there were no dolphin parts in my tuna fish. I was so excited to come to this realization that I started to really enjoy the suddenly delicious tuna fish. Satisfied, I threw the empty can in the kitchen trash and felt my way back to the bedroom for a much needed slumber.


The Concept

The next afternoon I arose (unsurprisingly) seriously parched. I then staggered my way back to the kitchen to drink about a gallon & a half of water. As I was chugging the refreshing elixir, I smelled the discarded tuna can in the trash, & I suddenly was reminded of my last prom date. That's when the idea hit me like a search warrant. Why don't I create an assurance logo similar to the "Dolphin Safe'' logo? Instead of a dolphin, I'd use a tuna fish & call it "Tuna Safe". I'd then place the logo on the front of a nice pair of thongs so that the wearer could assure their potential mate that they keep their business clean. The "Tuna Safe" logo would be "Your Fresh Seal"!!! YEAHHH!!! Wait a minute .... it could also be used as a "Mood Indicator"!!!. Sweeter yet, I could package the thongs in tin cans that resemble tuna cans & sell them online & @ retail stores.


After a Few Cups of Coffee

I then Googled "Dolphin Safe" & fell off my cloud. As it turns out, "Dolphin Safe" actually means that there were no dolphins accidentally killed or injured in the process of catching the tuna. What a complete bummer. Now depressed, I fixed myself a late afternoon, bubble bursting, double vodka & cranberry. Things then started to grow clearer once again. If I just placed an assurance logo similar to the "Dolphin Safe" logo on a pair of thongs, people would still clearly get my concept...right?



Never the less, the journey begins...

Thanks,
Cristian

Welcome to GFY and...... :321GFY

I think that this is SPAM

That is pretty cool. Congrats on the great idea and good luck on your venture.

You can tunaguiter but you can't tunasafe :321GFY

got an affiliate program? I'll sell those :)

Posts: 1 = Spam

Spam is tuna safe.

I just wanted to know what you guys thought.

I just wanted to know what you guys thought. Stupid? Funny? Crude?

original, unique, & funny & crude. I like it :thumbsup

You're right.

I think they are unique. Don't mind the haters here man. Drive by spam is most common and lots of people get off on pointing out that a post is designed to push a product. Ofcourse, 30 minutes from now, they'll start a thread about how well the sponsor in their sig converts, so, don't sweat it. I like em. :)

I do not have an affiliate program.

Might help if your site actually loaded. It's timing out for me.

same here ... i was going to waste 2 mins of my time .. :disgust

timing out for me also. The provider is network solutions. I dont know whats going on.

Back up now. Whats up with Network Solutions?

If you decide to change hosts, feel free to check out my directory :)

No, it's tuna! :1orglaugh

A tUna Flavored Spam? :(

spam, spam, spam?

Does spam smell like tuna? If so, I could make some Spam Safe - Thongs in a can?

I think that idea has some potential..great story

I think it's genius..... fucking brilliant... contact me on ICQ I got an IDEA to make us both some killer cash

this thread gets the offical "WTF" stamp of approval

Welcome to the board...I like your idea its funny and cute.. And i think it would sell..:S

No it's Tuna SAFE.

Welcome to the board...nice idea :thumbsup

Good try!

pretty funny