10 Unwritten Rules Of Myspace - GoFuckYourself.com

Dugmor · 12-03-2005, 02:06 AM

Post this in your MySpace bulliten !

10 UNWRITTEN RULES OF MYSPACE
Body: 1. To the people who have like 35,098 friend's, are you serious? Nobody in this universe has that many friends unless your a band ...you're stupid. Go kill yourself.

2. If you're ugly stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" doesn't convince anybody.

3. Don't ever post pictures and say "omg im so ugly" because if you were, you wouldn't post them.

4. Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hard with the keyboard...that's so sad. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics....even if you win, you're still retarded

5. If all your pictures look the same...don't post them all! Please put some variety in your pics. Nobody wants to see your face 8 different ways.

6. Who really gives a rats ass if I don't accept you as a friend...MOVE ON. Don't send me another request or message asking "what's up?" I don't want you as a friend, that's what's up!.

7. Little 6th and 7th 8th graders who have myspace and look like sluts, go somewhere else because nobody wants you here.

8. I say you go and pass this on, maybe it will finally get through people's brains, if they have them

9. If you have decided to read this, You are a true not aMyspace Friend. Real friends don't have to read their bulletins.

10. It serves to eliminate people who are desperately trying to add "friends" like it's a popularity contest in high school. Good riddance!

Copy and repost in your own bulletin as "10 UNWRITTEN RULES OF MYSPACE "

KMR Stitch · 12-03-2005, 02:17 AM

Sad part is you got that off myspace and posted it here :-x

Dugmor · 12-03-2005, 02:19 AM

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Originally Posted by KMR Stitch

Sad part is you got that off myspace and posted it here :-x

I really meet girls and get laid from MySpace !

That site works and is one of the best free sites out there

jimthefiend · 12-03-2005, 02:19 AM

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Originally Posted by KMR Stitch

Sad part is you got that off myspace and posted it here :-x

Ps. Myspace is for fags, pedos and 15 year old girls.

BiggleJones · 12-03-2005, 02:25 AM

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Originally Posted by jimthefiend

Ps. Myspace is for fags, pedos and 15 year old girls.

PedoBear loves 15 year old girls

Dugmor · 12-03-2005, 02:28 AM

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Originally Posted by jimthefiend

Ps. Myspace is for fags, pedos and 15 year old girls.

That is why it is one the best free sites

!

jimthefiend · 12-03-2005, 02:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Dugmor

That is why it is one the best free sites

!

Ok you got me there.

sumphatpimp · 12-03-2005, 05:06 AM

1. No spamming other boards! We don't spam other boards about GFY. We need the same courtesy!

never read the gfy rules did you?

emthree · 12-03-2005, 05:20 AM

I think it's time I sign up on myspace, lol.
EVERYONE and their mother seems to be on it. What happened with friendster?

Rictor · 12-03-2005, 05:34 AM

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Originally Posted by sumphatpimp

1. No spamming other boards! We don't spam other boards about GFY. We need the same courtesy!

never read the gfy rules did you?

Myspace isn't a board. And even if it was, it sure as hell isn't an adult webmaster board.

sumphatpimp · 12-03-2005, 05:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Rictor

Myspace isn't a board. And even if it was, it sure as hell isn't an adult webmaster board.

its a traffic leak and unpaid advertiseing

woj · 12-03-2005, 06:47 AM

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Originally Posted by BiggleJones

PedoBear loves 15 year old girls

D4rkJedi · 12-03-2005, 06:50 AM

If you use myspace, you're a retard.

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 12-03-2005, 06:52 AM

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Originally Posted by emthree

I think it's time I sign up on myspace, lol.
EVERYONE and their mother seems to be on it. What happened with friendster?

its more like everyone and their kids are on it.

SilentKnight · 12-03-2005, 07:04 AM

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Originally Posted by D4rkJedi

If you use myspace, you're a retard.

Thanks for that insightful and thought-provoking 12th post.

AdPatron · 12-03-2005, 07:07 AM

Myspace dork.

Libertine · 12-03-2005, 07:10 AM

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Originally Posted by BiggleJones

PedoBear loves 15 year old girls

Seriously, where did that whole pedobear thing come from? It's on nearly every anime/hentai board these days, and I still have no clue what caused it.

LucyModels · 12-03-2005, 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dugmor

Post this in your MySpace bulliten !

10 UNWRITTEN RULES OF MYSPACE
Body: 1. To the people who have like 35,098 friend's, are you serious? Nobody in this universe has that many friends unless your a band ...you're stupid. Go kill yourself.

2. If you're ugly stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" doesn't convince anybody.

3. Don't ever post pictures and say "omg im so ugly" because if you were, you wouldn't post them.

4. Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hard with the keyboard...that's so sad. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics....even if you win, you're still retarded

5. If all your pictures look the same...don't post them all! Please put some variety in your pics. Nobody wants to see your face 8 different ways.

6. Who really gives a rats ass if I don't accept you as a friend...MOVE ON. Don't send me another request or message asking "what's up?" I don't want you as a friend, that's what's up!.

7. Little 6th and 7th 8th graders who have myspace and look like sluts, go somewhere else because nobody wants you here.

8. I say you go and pass this on, maybe it will finally get through people's brains, if they have them

9. If you have decided to read this, You are a true not aMyspace Friend. Real friends don't have to read their bulletins.

10. It serves to eliminate people who are desperately trying to add "friends" like it's a popularity contest in high school. Good riddance!

Copy and repost in your own bulletin as "10 UNWRITTEN RULES OF MYSPACE "

Nice

brand0n · 12-03-2005, 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KMR Stitch

Sad part is you got that off myspace and posted it here :-x

its like wiredguy and a google thread. kmr is drawn to the myspace thread

12-03-2005, 02:06 AM	#1
Dugmor The Traffic Cowboy Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: BP4L - Vice Prez Posts: 7,596	10 Unwritten Rules Of Myspace Post this in your MySpace bulliten ! 10 UNWRITTEN RULES OF MYSPACE Body: 1. To the people who have like 35,098 friend's, are you serious? Nobody in this universe has that many friends unless your a band ...you're stupid. Go kill yourself. 2. If you're ugly stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" doesn't convince anybody. 3. Don't ever post pictures and say "omg im so ugly" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. 4. Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hard with the keyboard...that's so sad. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics....even if you win, you're still retarded 5. If all your pictures look the same...don't post them all! Please put some variety in your pics. Nobody wants to see your face 8 different ways. 6. Who really gives a rats ass if I don't accept you as a friend...MOVE ON. Don't send me another request or message asking "what's up?" I don't want you as a friend, that's what's up!. 7. Little 6th and 7th 8th graders who have myspace and look like sluts, go somewhere else because nobody wants you here. 8. I say you go and pass this on, maybe it will finally get through people's brains, if they have them 9. If you have decided to read this, You are a true not aMyspace Friend. Real friends don't have to read their bulletins. 10. It serves to eliminate people who are desperately trying to add "friends" like it's a popularity contest in high school. Good riddance! Copy and repost in your own bulletin as "10 UNWRITTEN RULES OF MYSPACE " __________________ JesusEmpire - The Most Trusted Mobile Marketing Service SMS Verification codes for 345 websites including: Tinder - Bumble - Twitter - TikTok - Instagram - Facebook

12-03-2005, 05:20 AM	#9
emthree Dialer Kingpin Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: New York Posts: 10,816	I think it's time I sign up on myspace, lol. EVERYONE and their mother seems to be on it. What happened with friendster? __________________ • Sell Patches & Pills •

12-03-2005, 02:17 AM	#2
KMR Stitch I am cool Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 14,494	Sad part is you got that off myspace and posted it here :-x

12-03-2005, 05:06 AM	#8
sumphatpimp Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 5,235	1. No spamming other boards! We don't spam other boards about GFY. We need the same courtesy! never read the gfy rules did you?

12-03-2005, 06:50 AM	#13
D4rkJedi So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 67	If you use myspace, you're a retard.

12-03-2005, 07:07 AM	#16
AdPatron No commissions, no fees. Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: USA Posts: 17,706	Myspace dork.