| Dugmor |
12-03-2005 02:06 AM |
10 Unwritten Rules Of Myspace
Post this in your MySpace bulliten !
10 UNWRITTEN RULES OF MYSPACE
Body: 1. To the people who have like 35,098 friend's, are you serious? Nobody in this universe has that many friends unless your a band ...you're stupid. Go kill yourself.
2. If you're ugly stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" doesn't convince anybody.
3. Don't ever post pictures and say "omg im so ugly" because if you were, you wouldn't post them.
4. Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hard with the keyboard...that's so sad. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics....even if you win, you're still retarded
5. If all your pictures look the same...don't post them all! Please put some variety in your pics. Nobody wants to see your face 8 different ways.
6. Who really gives a rats ass if I don't accept you as a friend...MOVE ON. Don't send me another request or message asking "what's up?" I don't want you as a friend, that's what's up!.
7. Little 6th and 7th 8th graders who have myspace and look like sluts, go somewhere else because nobody wants you here.
8. I say you go and pass this on, maybe it will finally get through people's brains, if they have them
9. If you have decided to read this, You are a true not aMyspace Friend. Real friends don't have to read their bulletins.
10. It serves to eliminate people who are desperately trying to add "friends" like it's a popularity contest in high school. Good riddance!
Copy and repost in your own bulletin as "10 UNWRITTEN RULES OF MYSPACE "
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