Fed-Ex Guy stole my Free Fleshlight :0( - GoFuckYourself.com

bobv50 · 12-03-2005, 07:33 PM

The fucking Fed-Ex delivery guy must have stole my Free fleshlight that Juicy sent me.. I was anxiously tracking the fucking package all week and I checked this morning and it said my "package" had hit my city and was on the delivery truck at like 8 a.m. . So at this point I'm planning to take it for a test drive....So all day I'm checkin' the front door/mailbox for my fleshlight..all fuckin' day.. and No Package.. The whole day went by and no delivery...Then at about 6:45 p.m. I sit down to check my e-mail and there I see "FedEx Shipment 4***&%%%677915 Delivered" .. I was outside all evening and I never saw a fucking Fed-ex truck come on my block... So either the Fed-X guy was lazy as fuck and kept my shit.. Or some little old lady around the corner is gonna get a big surprise when she opens my package...

bobv50

gornyhuy · 12-03-2005, 07:34 PM

Tracking number!?!?!?
Juicy we need to talk mang... Do I get a tracking number?

Spunky · 12-03-2005, 07:34 PM

Go rent yourself a whore

High Quality · 12-03-2005, 07:34 PM

LOL you plan to use it.

JoeMeca · 12-03-2005, 07:34 PM

haha funny shit i didn't think he shipped peoples fed ex when it was free hmm

JoeMeca · 12-03-2005, 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gornyhuy

Tracking number!?!?!?
Juicy we need to talk mang... Do I get a tracking number?

yea i know wtf lol

pussyluver · 12-03-2005, 07:35 PM

Sorry for your loss. Should be an interesting claim aginst FedEx.

BradM · 12-03-2005, 07:35 PM

Fedex tried to charge me $30 in import and customs fees to receive mine.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

Spunky · 12-03-2005, 07:36 PM

You'll probably get it with cum dripping out of it

bobv50 · 12-03-2005, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by High Quality

LOL you plan to use it.

Lol...uhhmmm... Quality Control Testing...

I just hope the preacher across the street from me didn't get it..

bobv50 · 12-03-2005, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by pussyluver

Sorry for your loss. Should be an interesting claim aginst FedEx.

I know.. I got half-way through the claim form and did'nt know how to describe the "contents" of the package..

bobv50 · 12-03-2005, 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gornyhuy

Tracking number!?!?!?
Juicy we need to talk mang... Do I get a tracking number?

I just clicked the link in the initial pre-delivery e-mail I got from Fed-ex to track the shipment..

pussyluver · 12-03-2005, 07:40 PM

Tell it like it is. Please take your camera along. Have to see the look on the clerks face.

sumphatpimp · 12-03-2005, 07:46 PM

don't get your panties in a bunch!
the fed ex dude is just breaking it in over the weekend, you'll get it monday.

bobv50 · 12-03-2005, 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sumphatpimp

don't get your panties in a bunch!
the fed ex dude is just breaking it in over the weekend, you'll get it monday.

I know...

Jarmusch · 12-03-2005, 07:54 PM

You gotta have patience, you should receive the fleshlight on monday, it'll be used though lol.

Baker Rd · 12-03-2005, 09:44 PM

UPS stole a PS2 from bestbuy.com... lucky for me this must happen a lot and they shipped a new one without questions.

phonesex · 12-03-2005, 09:46 PM

dude, I've never seen anybody so anxious to get a package. You must have some serious problems but I'm sure Juicy will send you another one.

Holly · 12-03-2005, 09:48 PM

I never get sex, but even *I* wouldn't sit around waiting on a sex toy all day, lol.

I'd like to hear how you're gonna report this one.

divinity · 12-03-2005, 09:56 PM

I lost a dvd/vcr combo to UPS awhile back.

hard to trust delivery guys after that..

Fletch XXX · 12-03-2005, 09:57 PM

bobv50 · 12-03-2005, 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phonesex

dude, I've never seen anybody so anxious to get a package. You must have some serious problems but I'm sure Juicy will send you another one.

I always order stuff online..and I have never had any major problems. I'd hate to order something expensive and then it just not show up..

bobv50 · 12-03-2005, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

That hurt..

tony286 · 12-03-2005, 10:12 PM

whats wrong with a old fashion hand lol

bobv50 · 12-03-2005, 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404

whats wrong with a old fashion hand lol

True...so...true..

tristan_D · 12-04-2005, 08:44 PM

i'm sure he'll bring it back when he's done

Doctor Dre · 12-04-2005, 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phonesex

dude, I've never seen anybody so anxious to get a package. You must have some serious problems but I'm sure Juicy will send you another one.

I agree there ... omg this guy is nuts ... he must not have gotten any pussy for 10 years

Rob · 12-04-2005, 09:18 PM

The FedEx man is fucking your pussy!

jacked · 12-04-2005, 09:19 PM

that sucks man i'm sure thats one happy fed ex guy

Bluewire Ross · 12-04-2005, 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sumphatpimp

don't get your panties in a bunch!
the fed ex dude is just breaking it in over the weekend, you'll get it monday.

FUNNY

pussyluver · 12-04-2005, 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob

The FedEx man is fucking your pussy!

Wonder if he can get herpes from a fleshlight. If it comes to ya used, make sure you sterilize it.

Young · 12-04-2005, 09:34 PM

Ya...uhm....I never got my shipment either.

Don't we all want 2 fleshlights?

Juicy D. Links · 12-04-2005, 09:36 PM

Yo

I sent shitload of orders to warehouse.

Hit me up [email protected] with order number if you got it. Ill get you all hooked up.

Juicy D. Links · 12-04-2005, 09:37 PM

We got plenty yo.

Fleshlights 4 all!!!!!!!!!!!!

Juicy D. Links · 12-04-2005, 09:38 PM

I founld the culprit

webcrawler · 12-04-2005, 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404

whats wrong with a old fashion hand lol

And it fits great!

Juicy D. Links · 12-04-2005, 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gornyhuy

Tracking number!?!?!?
Juicy we need to talk mang... Do I get a tracking number?

some were sent Fed Ex other USPostal

Fed Ex people got automated emails upon shipment

dissipate · 12-04-2005, 09:41 PM

hoping i won one =P

Juicy D. Links · 12-04-2005, 09:43 PM

Bob

Go to the local Fed Ex place and tell em the story but say fleshlight and brings pics and video tape it.

Do it ill send you evry model there is oololololo

dissipate · 12-04-2005, 09:45 PM

"excuse me sir... but i think one of your delivery drivers stole my sex toy... do i get a refund if we find out he used it?"

Doctor Dre · 12-04-2005, 09:45 PM

bobv50 · 12-04-2005, 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

Bob

Go to the local Fed Ex place and tell em the story but say fleshlight and brings pics and video tape it.

Do it ill send you evry model there is oololololo

The main Fed-EX warehouse is not too far from my house..lol..just might do that.. But seriously I order lots of stuff online and regardless if it was a "Free Fleshlight" or a new computer...you don't expect your stuff to get stolen.

Right now my Fleshlight is being RAPED by a total stranger...

Bobv50

Fucksakes · 12-04-2005, 10:26 PM

still didnt get my fleshlight either

my gf fedex some old clothes to her cousin that doesnt have much money, we sent it in my alienware box that my laptop came in, fucking box comes back like 4 weeks later all ripped open and taped back up..

I wonder what happen there eh.

reynold · 12-05-2005, 12:21 AM

I am glad I have my girl friend that could satisfy my urges and not to rely on some fucking toys.

J-$ · 12-05-2005, 12:31 AM

I'm starting to suspect fraudulent activity. I didn't receive mine either.

edit: I didn't win one!!

ARS Bryan · 12-05-2005, 12:42 AM

Messing with my Fleshlight is like messing with my emotions.

PixeLs · 12-05-2005, 01:14 AM

Curse be that heartless thief!!!!!

DutchTeenCash · 12-05-2005, 02:55 AM

wtf I need to keep track of mine lol

PussyTeenies · 12-05-2005, 03:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM

Fedex tried to charge me $30 in import and customs fees to receive mine.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

true.. had to pay $30 to claim my package also at the postoffice

12-03-2005, 07:33 PM	#1
bobv50 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: TEXAS Posts: 260	Fed-Ex Guy stole my Free Fleshlight :0( The fucking Fed-Ex delivery guy must have stole my Free fleshlight that Juicy sent me.. I was anxiously tracking the fucking package all week and I checked this morning and it said my "package" had hit my city and was on the delivery truck at like 8 a.m. . So at this point I'm planning to take it for a test drive....So all day I'm checkin' the front door/mailbox for my fleshlight..all fuckin' day.. and No Package.. The whole day went by and no delivery...Then at about 6:45 p.m. I sit down to check my e-mail and there I see "FedEx Shipment 4*&%%%677915 Delivered" .. I was outside all evening and I never saw a fucking Fed-ex truck come on my block... So either the Fed-X guy was lazy as fuck and kept my shit.. Or some little old lady around the corner is gonna get a big surprise when she opens my package... bobv50 __________________ A wise Pimp once said "PUSSY WILL SELL...EVEN WHEN CORN & COTTON WON'T!"**

12-03-2005, 07:34 PM	#2
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12-03-2005, 07:34 PM	#5
JoeMeca So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Juicy's House! Icq: 265529404 Posts: 2,266	haha funny shit i didn't think he shipped peoples fed ex when it was free hmm

12-03-2005, 07:35 PM	#7
pussyluver Clueless OleMan Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: ICQ - 169903487 Posts: 11,009	Sorry for your loss. Should be an interesting claim aginst FedEx.

12-03-2005, 07:35 PM	#8
BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	Fedex tried to charge me $30 in import and customs fees to receive mine. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

12-03-2005, 07:40 PM	#13
pussyluver Clueless OleMan Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: ICQ - 169903487 Posts: 11,009	Tell it like it is. Please take your camera along. Have to see the look on the clerks face.

12-03-2005, 07:46 PM	#14
sumphatpimp Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 5,235	don't get your panties in a bunch! the fed ex dude is just breaking it in over the weekend, you'll get it monday.

12-03-2005, 07:54 PM	#16
Jarmusch Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 12,464	You gotta have patience, you should receive the fleshlight on monday, it'll be used though lol.

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tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	whats wrong with a old fashion hand lol

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12-04-2005, 09:34 PM	#32
Young Bland for life Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,468	Ya...uhm....I never got my shipment either. Don't we all want 2 fleshlights? __________________ ★★★

12-04-2005, 09:36 PM	#33
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Yo I sent shitload of orders to warehouse. Hit me up [email protected] with order number if you got it. Ill get you all hooked up.

12-04-2005, 09:37 PM	#34
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	We got plenty yo. Fleshlights 4 all!!!!!!!!!!!!

12-04-2005, 09:38 PM	#35
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	I founld the culprit

12-04-2005, 09:41 PM	#38
dissipate The Dirty Frenchman Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Lost Angeles Posts: 8,904	hoping i won one =P

12-04-2005, 09:43 PM	#39
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Bob Go to the local Fed Ex place and tell em the story but say fleshlight and brings pics and video tape it. Do it ill send you evry model there is oololololo

12-04-2005, 09:45 PM	#40
dissipate The Dirty Frenchman Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Lost Angeles Posts: 8,904	"excuse me sir... but i think one of your delivery drivers stole my sex toy... do i get a refund if we find out he used it?"

12-04-2005, 10:26 PM	#43
Fucksakes Shit... Fuck! What the Hell? Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 7,567	still didnt get my fleshlight either my gf fedex some old clothes to her cousin that doesnt have much money, we sent it in my alienware box that my laptop came in, fucking box comes back like 4 weeks later all ripped open and taped back up.. I wonder what happen there eh.

12-05-2005, 12:21 AM	#44
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	I am glad I have my girl friend that could satisfy my urges and not to rely on some fucking toys.

12-05-2005, 12:31 AM	#45
J-$ Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 2,090	I'm starting to suspect fraudulent activity. I didn't receive mine either. edit: I didn't win one!! __________________

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12-05-2005, 02:55 AM	#48
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