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Fed-Ex Guy stole my Free Fleshlight :0(
The fucking Fed-Ex delivery guy must have stole my Free fleshlight that Juicy sent me.. I was anxiously tracking the fucking package all week and I checked this morning and it said my "package" had hit my city and was on the delivery truck at like 8 a.m. . So at this point I'm planning to take it for a test drive....So all day I'm checkin' the front door/mailbox for my fleshlight..all fuckin' day.. and No Package.. The whole day went by and no delivery...Then at about 6:45 p.m. I sit down to check my e-mail and there I see "FedEx Shipment 4***&%%%677915 Delivered" .. I was outside all evening and I never saw a fucking Fed-ex truck come on my block... So either the Fed-X guy was lazy as fuck and kept my shit.. Or some little old lady around the corner is gonna get a big surprise when she opens my package... 
bobv50
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