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Old 12-03-2005, 04:08 AM   #1
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help: how to appreciate this joke?

I found this joke in The World of English, Dec. 2005, but I don't know how to appreciate it.

Teacher: Class, someone has stolen my purse out of my desk. It had $100 in it. I know you're all basically good kids, so I'm willing to offer a reward of $10 to whoever returns it.
Voice at the back of the room: I'm offering $20!
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Old 12-03-2005, 04:10 AM   #2
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Youre a fucking retard.
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Old 12-03-2005, 04:24 AM   #3
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Sorry,what is your meaning?I am from China,and I dont know the joke really,so I ask.
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Old 12-03-2005, 04:26 AM   #4
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teacher is offereing 10 bucks to get her 100 back

the kid in the class shouts he will give 20 for the 100$ back.
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Old 12-03-2005, 04:26 AM   #5
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what a horrible first 2 posts.
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Old 12-03-2005, 07:29 AM   #6
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This thread didn't really happen, did it?

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Old 12-03-2005, 07:30 AM   #7
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Old 12-03-2005, 07:50 AM   #8
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Old 12-03-2005, 08:16 AM   #9
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Old 12-03-2005, 08:21 AM   #10
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What motivates a Chinese web surfer to hear an english joke, find an english adult webmaster board, register a nick, and post a thread asking for an explanation, all in english.
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Old 12-03-2005, 08:44 AM   #11
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teacher is offereing 10 bucks to get her 100 back

the kid in the class shouts he will give 20 for the 100$ back.
And I thought the theif was offering $20 to keep the info to himself.
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Old 12-04-2005, 07:39 PM   #12
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I get it but I don't think its funny.
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Old 12-04-2005, 07:40 PM   #13
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Old 12-04-2005, 07:41 PM   #14
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What motivates a Chinese web surfer to hear an english joke, find an english adult webmaster board, register a nick, and post a thread asking for an explanation, all in english.


I was wondering the same thing....
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Old 12-04-2005, 07:42 PM   #15
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hahahahaha

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Old 12-04-2005, 07:44 PM   #16
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Old 12-04-2005, 07:45 PM   #17
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Old 12-04-2005, 07:47 PM   #18
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I wouldnt worry about it - I am English and I dont appreciate it......
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Old 12-05-2005, 08:47 AM   #19
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Old 12-05-2005, 09:15 AM   #20
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funny
The joke or the thread?
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