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Ice · 12-03-2005, 06:11 PM

Post your favorite South Park quotes...

Eric Cartman: You seem a little irritable Kyle. You got some sand in your vagina?
Kyle: THERE'S NO SAND IN MY VAGINA.

pornguy · 12-03-2005, 06:13 PM

I love those shows. But my wife does not understand them. the accents I mean.

Ice · 12-03-2005, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

I love those shows. But my wife does not understand them. the accents I mean.

I heard there was a website where they slowed down everything Kenny says so you can understand it.

Anyone have a link?

dinkz · 12-03-2005, 06:16 PM

Its been four hours now, and Tom Cruise still will not come out

Stamen · 12-03-2005, 06:17 PM

"You see Starvin' Marvin, these are what we call appetizers, this is what you eat before you eat, to make you more hungry."

justfreemovies · 12-03-2005, 08:40 PM

the one with the fat abbot
i think it was the tree house episode

Alex · 12-03-2005, 08:51 PM

Cop: I'm never going to frame another innocent man again! Unless I know he's black.

Stan: Hey, do you know where I can find the clitoris?
Cartman: What is that like finding Jesus or something?

Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you just say?!
Cartman: Oh, I'm sorry (Clears throat and pulls out megaphone), actually what I said was, "How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?"

Kyle: Wow! That's a lot of seamen, Cartman.
Cartman: Yeah, I bought all that I could at this bank, and then I got the rest from this guy Ralph in an alley.
Stan: That's cool.
Cartman: Yeah, and the sweet thing is, the stupid asshole didn't even charge me money for it. He just made me close my eyes and suck on a hose.

Jewish Kid: Is anyone else having problems concentrating on this? I just can't seem to concentrate.
Cartman: Maybe we should send you to a concentration camp.

Cartman: Shut up - you fucking jew!!
Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the 'f word?'
Cartman: Jew??

rip raster · 12-03-2005, 08:54 PM

screw you guys I'm going home!!!

SinisterStudios · 12-03-2005, 08:56 PM

Tom Cruise wont come out of my closet, that was just fucking classic

High Quality · 12-03-2005, 08:58 PM

Ice = pr0 eh? Nice.

Ice · 12-03-2005, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by High Quality

Ice = pr0 eh? Nice.

Nope pr0 must have read my post first. Everyone knows I have no fake nicks on this board

mlove · 12-03-2005, 09:00 PM

Lu-lu-lu I got some apples! Lu-lu-lu you've got some too! Lu-lu-lu lets get together, take off our clothes and Lu-lu-lu!

pr0 · 12-03-2005, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Ice

Nope pr0 must have read my post first. Everyone knows I have no fake nicks on this board

i didn't read your post

not until now

but damn good quote

tristan_D · 12-04-2005, 08:46 PM

I like Southpark very much. I remember Mr. Garrison saying "Remember that there are no stupid questions, only stupid people."

Rob · 12-04-2005, 08:49 PM

Cartman: Damn Hippies! They want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

The Ghost · 12-04-2005, 08:52 PM

When Cartman is singing "In the Ghetto" on the way to Kenny's house.

fr0gman · 12-04-2005, 08:57 PM

"That's it I'm going home. Talking to poo is where I draw the line."

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