Favorite South Park quotes
 

Post your favorite South Park quotes...

Eric Cartman: You seem a little irritable Kyle. You got some sand in your vagina?
Kyle: THERE'S NO SAND IN MY VAGINA.

I love those shows. But my wife does not understand them. the accents I mean.

I heard there was a website where they slowed down everything Kenny says so you can understand it.

Anyone have a link?

"You see Starvin' Marvin, these are what we call appetizers, this is what you eat before you eat, to make you more hungry."

the one with the fat abbot
i think it was the tree house episode

Cop: I'm never going to frame another innocent man again! Unless I know he's black.

Stan: Hey, do you know where I can find the clitoris?
Cartman: What is that like finding Jesus or something?

Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you just say?!
Cartman: Oh, I'm sorry (Clears throat and pulls out megaphone), actually what I said was, "How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?"

Kyle: Wow! That's a lot of seamen, Cartman.
Cartman: Yeah, I bought all that I could at this bank, and then I got the rest from this guy Ralph in an alley.
Stan: That's cool.
Cartman: Yeah, and the sweet thing is, the stupid asshole didn't even charge me money for it. He just made me close my eyes and suck on a hose.

Jewish Kid: Is anyone else having problems concentrating on this? I just can't seem to concentrate.
Cartman: Maybe we should send you to a concentration camp.

Cartman: Shut up - you fucking jew!!
Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the 'f word?'
Cartman: Jew??

screw you guys I'm going home!!!

Tom Cruise wont come out of my closet, that was just fucking classic

Ice = pr0 eh? Nice.

Nope pr0 must have read my post first. Everyone knows I have no fake nicks on this board :upsidedow

Lu-lu-lu I got some apples! Lu-lu-lu you've got some too! Lu-lu-lu lets get together, take off our clothes and Lu-lu-lu!

i didn't read your post

not until now

but damn good quote

I like Southpark very much. I remember Mr. Garrison saying "Remember that there are no stupid questions, only stupid people."

Cartman: Damn Hippies! They want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

When Cartman is singing "In the Ghetto" on the way to Kenny's house.

"That's it I'm going home. Talking to poo is where I draw the line."