Five deer commit suicide

[Sarah_Jayne]

Five Deer Leap to Deaths From W.Va. Garage

RANSON, W.Va. - Either they misjudged the distance or they couldn't take the traffic. For reasons that mystify authorities, five deer that made their way onto the top of a five-story parking garage suddenly leaped to their deaths Sunday.

Police Cpl. Steve Cox found the does' bodies on a service road to the Charles Town Races & Slots, next to a security van they'd narrowly missed.

"They took the plunge," he said. "It was just absolutely weird."

A woman called police when she saw the deer falling, and Cox said he found scratches and animal hair on the fifth floor, indicating that's where they had been.

It's unclear how the deer got into the garage, but Cox said they may have become frightened after getting trapped. Cars moving through the garage may have spooked them, he said.

Or they could have been fooled by trees that can be seen from the top of the garage, mistakenly thinking they were close to home.

The carcasses were given to passers-by for butchering.


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051207/.../deer_suicides

[iBanker]

Here comes PETA...

[nofx]

"The carcasses were given to passers-by for butchering."

nice, thats america for you.

[Furious_Female]

That's just disturbing and The Ring-ish

[iBanker]

Originally Posted by nofx

"The carcasses were given to passers-by for butchering."

nice, thats america for you.

More like Alabama....

[Furious_Female]

and like the South Park cow episode (Napolean reminded me)

[nofx]

Originally Posted by iBanker

More like Alabama....

yea, can you imagine the delight of some redneck passerbyers ?

"yeeehaww hunnie, we gots us some dinner, it just fells from teh sky!!"

FF and nappy know all bout that ^

[Furious_Female]

Originally Posted by nofx

yea, can you imagine the delight of some redneck passerbyers ?

"yeeehaww hunnie, we gots us some dinner, it just fells from teh sky!!"

FF and nappy know all bout that ^

ahahahahahaaha eFf eWe!@@1!

[nofx]

Originally Posted by Furious_Female

ahahahahahaaha eFf eWe!@@1!

*insert deer onto back of 4wheeler*

[Mr Pheer]

Originally Posted by nofx

"The carcasses were given to passers-by for butchering."

nice, thats america for you.

What were they supposed to do, just throw them in the trash? December is deer season in most of america. And no, I'm not a hunter.

[nofx]

Originally Posted by MrPheer

What were they supposed to do, just throw them in the trash? December is deer season in most of america. And no, I'm not a hunter.

5 deer jump off a parking garage roof top and the first thing you can think of is take it home, chop it up, and freeze it/eat it ? consume consume. i guess its human nature to want to eat something freshly killed but, wtf almost 2006, we have the internet, people with robotic arms, and moving sidewalks, its not really the stoneage anymore.

I dont know about you but I wouldnt do that and I even live in the south. But then again, i'm not like 99% of the dumb rednecks around this fucking place.

i'd throw the carcasses in a dumpster for it to be later on thrown into a landfill (another american classic)

[iBanker]

Originally Posted by nofx

*insert deer onto back of 4wheeler*

People in 'Bama can't afford nice rec. vehicles like that.... you have to strap it to the hood of your truck. I would say put it in the back, but we all know there is a cooler, gun rack, and spare tansmission there already....

[Mr Dickovitch]

Originally Posted by nofx

5 deer jump off a parking garage roof top and the first thing you can think of is take it home, chop it up, and freeze it/eat it ? consume consume. i guess its human nature to want to eat something freshly killed but, wtf almost 2006, we have the internet, people with robotic arms, and moving sidewalks, its not really the stoneage anymore.

I dont know about you but I wouldnt do that and I even live in the south. But then again, i'm not like 99% of the dumb rednecks around this fucking place.

i'd throw the carcasses in a dumpster for it to be later on thrown into a landfill (another american classic)

You think eating food is something that shouldn't be done anymore because we have the Internet and robotic arms?

What kind of pills do you take instead of eating food?

[jacked]

only in america

[J-$]

bah deer's the shit son - were they gonna waste a fortune worth of meat? besides if nobody killed animals, we'd all be eating veggies, and we dont want that you hippies!

[nofx]

Originally Posted by Mr Dickovitch

You think eating food is something that shouldn't be done anymore because we have the Internet and robotic arms?

What kind of pills do you take instead of eating food?

maybe i'm just biased because I havent eaten any meat in like two weeks

meat is over rated. you dont really need it, not to mention all the fucked up hormones they pump into cattle nowadays. pretty unnatural.

deer is tastey but I would never go around collecting carcasses and eating them.

[galleryseek]

Originally Posted by nofx

5 deer jump off a parking garage roof top and the first thing you can think of is take it home, chop it up, and freeze it/eat it ? consume consume. i guess its human nature to want to eat something freshly killed but, wtf almost 2006, we have the internet, people with robotic arms, and moving sidewalks, its not really the stoneage anymore.

I dont know about you but I wouldnt do that and I even live in the south. But then again, i'm not like 99% of the dumb rednecks around this fucking place.

i'd throw the carcasses in a dumpster for it to be later on thrown into a landfill (another american classic)

Originally Posted by nofx

maybe i'm just biased because I havent eaten any meat in like two weeks

meat is over rated. you dont really need it, not to mention all the fucked up hormones they pump into cattle nowadays. pretty unnatural.

deer is tastey but I would never go around collecting carcasses and eating them.

dude, come the fuck off it. you sound like an extreme liberal, and that's not something to be proud of.

first of all, if you think we're advanced as a species because of robotic arms, you're wrong. we only have a few hundred thousand years of genetics to work on, which is fucking nothing compared to most other species.. we have a LOT of work, we're very flawed.

second of all, if humans "weren't meant to eat meat", then what about our ancestors who've lived long and healthy? so whether or not we're MEANT to eat meat is irrelevant, because certainly we won't croak over and die.

and thirdly, who gives a fuck? just because a group of deer decide to jump off a building, doesn't mean their carcasses or somehow sacred and must be preserved, LOL. you want a fucking funeral for em' too or what? fucking USE that shit. liberals are always crying about the homeless and the needy, offer it up and don't let it go to waste.

[nofx]

Originally Posted by galleryseek

dude, come the fuck off it. you sound like an extreme liberal, and that's not something to be proud of.

first of all, if you think we're advanced as a species because of robotic arms, you're wrong. we only have a few hundred thousand years of genetics to work on, which is fucking nothing compared to most other species.. we have a LOT of work, we're very flawed.

ok the day animals start having robotic arms and aliens come fly down and drop off a few other species then that will be the day I shoot myself k ?

50 years ago they had black and white television and no internet. look at us today..advancing pretty fucking fast.

second of all, if humans "weren't meant to eat meat", then what about our ancestors who've lived long and healthy? so whether or not we're MEANT to eat meat is irrelevant, because certainly we won't croak over and die.

do you know how much fucked up chemical shit they forcefully pump into cattle and chickens to make them fatter and and grow faster? I dont know about you but the thought about eating all that shit makes me want to fucking puke and curl into a ball and die. i'm not saying I DONT eat meat, i still do, fuck I had a hamburger a few weeks ago. i'm simply stating that 'our ancestors' didnt eat meat with hormones pumped into it and their cattle wasnt force fed food to make it grow faster. the cancer rate is increasing not declining. what does that tell you?

we live longer now because of advances in medical technology. we can now keep people alive for how ever long we want with life support, we can do blood transfusions, amputate limbs, abort fetus. thats some pretty advanced shit..

and thirdly, who gives a fuck? just because a group of deer decide to jump off a building, doesn't mean their carcasses or somehow sacred and must be preserved, LOL. you want a fucking funeral for em' too or what? fucking USE that shit. liberals are always crying about the homeless and the needy, offer it up and don't let it go to waste.

who gives a shit? certainly not me, i'm just voicing my view on the whole thing. if you want to go and eat some deer that were stupid enough to jump off a parking garage roof then go right ahead. i dont fucking know i'm not trying to take a stance here. i never fucking said i didnt want to eat the damn deer because I thought they were sacred. LOL where are you coming up with this extreme liberal bullshit ?

fuck it, go shoot up all the little bambi's in the woods for all I care. i just rather not eat any that jump off roofs.

[pornpf69]

where is this world going to?

[galleryseek]

Originally Posted by nofx

ok the day animals start having robotic arms and aliens come fly down and drop off a few other species then that will be the day I shoot myself k ?

50 years ago they had black and white television and no internet. look at us today..advancing pretty fucking fast.



do you know how much fucked up chemical shit they forcefully pump into cattle and chickens to make them fatter and and grow faster? I dont know about you but the thought about eating all that shit makes me want to fucking puke and curl into a ball and die. i'm not saying I DONT eat meat, i still do, fuck I had a hamburger a few weeks ago. i'm simply stating that 'our ancestors' didnt eat meat with hormones pumped into it and their cattle wasnt force fed food to make it grow faster. the cancer rate is increasing not declining. what does that tell you?

we live longer now because of advances in medical technology. we can now keep people alive for how ever long we want with life support, we can do blood transfusions, amputate limbs, abort fetus. thats some pretty advanced shit..



who gives a shit? certainly not me, i'm just voicing my view on the whole thing. if you want to go and eat some deer that were stupid enough to jump off a parking garage roof then go right ahead. i dont fucking know i'm not trying to take a stance here. i never fucking said i didnt want to eat the damn deer because I thought they were sacred. LOL where are you coming up with this extreme liberal bullshit ?

fuck it, go shoot up all the little bambi's in the woods for all I care. i just rather not eat any that jump off roofs.

those deer weren't injected with chemicals, which is all the more reason to eat them.

[Rinaldo]

I'd have taken venison home if a hunter just killed one, but a fallen animal, I don't think so, the meat would be all fucked up anyhow.

[Sarah_Jayne]

Originally Posted by nofx

"The carcasses were given to passers-by for butchering."

nice, thats america for you.

West Virginia, atleast..

[CamRabbit]

Originally Posted by sarah_webinc

The carcasses were given to passers-by for butchering.