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Old 12-02-2005, 02:03 PM   #1
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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back...or so I have read

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Old 12-02-2005, 02:14 PM   #2
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3weeks to late.. there was a KILLER post with er 30-40 like that
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Old 12-02-2005, 02:15 PM   #3
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chuck norris needs to hurry up and die
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Old 12-02-2005, 02:15 PM   #4
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3weeks to late.. there was a KILLER post with er 30-40 like that
Yeah - thread title was something like:

Chuck Norris wears condoms inside out so HE feels the pleasure
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Old 12-02-2005, 02:15 PM   #5
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3weeks to late.. there was a KILLER post with er 30-40 like that
really? link me if you can

I was just thinking of all the Chuck Norris And Charles Bronson movies i used to watch. I'm nostalgic today.
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Old 12-02-2005, 02:17 PM   #6
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I was just thinking of all the Chuck Norris And Charles Bronson movies i used to watch. I'm nostalgic today.
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...=norris+condom
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Old 12-02-2005, 02:17 PM   #7
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He was kickboxer right? did he not win the world... thingy?
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Old 12-02-2005, 02:18 PM   #8
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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back...or so I have read
Keep on reading . . . because you'll discover that he has never had rugged good looks. In fact, he grew a beard and mustache to help hide his disturbing face. He also started to wear a toupee years and years ago. His hair is so fake looking that I once mistook it for a plastic shrub. He started wearing the toupee when his hair thinned out. At this point he is flat out grandpa bald. One last detail, did you notice about eight years ago when he started wearing loose fitting clothing in order to hide his excessive weight gain? Well, now his fat gut is impossible to hide, so they don't even try.

Roundhouse kick? No way, he is too worried that his fake hair would fly off and he would strain his fat, unused stomach muscles.
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Keep on reading . . . because you'll discover that he has never had rugged good looks. In fact, he grew a beard and mustache to help hide his disturbing face. He also started to wear a toupee years and years ago. His hair is so fake looking that I once mistook it for a plastic shrub. He started wearing the toupee when his hair thinned out. At this point he is flat out grandpa bald. One last detail, did you notice about eight years ago when he started wearing loose fitting clothing in order to hide his excessive weight gain? Well, now his fat gut is impossible to hide, so they don't even try.

Roundhouse kick? No way, he is too worried that his fake hair would fly off and he would strain his fat, unused stomach muscles.
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