Originally Posted by Hey You . . . I Know You!

Keep on reading . . . because you'll discover that he has never had rugged good looks. In fact, he grew a beard and mustache to help hide his disturbing face. He also started to wear a toupee years and years ago. His hair is so fake looking that I once mistook it for a plastic shrub. He started wearing the toupee when his hair thinned out. At this point he is flat out grandpa bald. One last detail, did you notice about eight years ago when he started wearing loose fitting clothing in order to hide his excessive weight gain? Well, now his fat gut is impossible to hide, so they don't even try.

Roundhouse kick? No way, he is too worried that his fake hair would fly off and he would strain his fat, unused stomach muscles.