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Old 12-01-2005, 01:06 AM   #1
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Fucking Kitty is in HEAT wont shut the fuck up

We got a kitty shes 6months now and is in heat for the first time meow this meow this, shes trying to get attention like a dog its pissing me off! HELP
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Old 12-01-2005, 01:15 AM   #2
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BAD KITTY!

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Old 12-01-2005, 01:20 AM   #3
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get her neutered, there are enough cats in the world right now. It'll fix the problem.
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Old 12-01-2005, 01:22 AM   #4
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girlfriend wants kitties
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Old 12-01-2005, 01:22 AM   #5
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Get it fixed. Always spayed or neuter your pets unless your gonna become a breeder. Spayed=Quiet Cat
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Old 12-01-2005, 01:23 AM   #6
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my cat does the same, got to get her fixed asap, I read its not a good thing for the cat to be in heat over and over, damages her bladder or some shit, too lazy to google it again.
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Old 12-01-2005, 02:46 AM   #7
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She needs her mom..
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Old 12-01-2005, 02:48 AM   #8
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girlfriend wants kitties
dude get out of that relationship NOW... you KNOW what shes gonna want next!

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Old 12-01-2005, 02:49 AM   #9
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dude get out of that relationship NOW... you KNOW what shes gonna want next!

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Old 12-01-2005, 03:01 AM   #10
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the only thing worse than that is owning a deaf cat. if anyone here has, they know what i mean.
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Old 12-01-2005, 03:15 AM   #11
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Just shoot the fucking thing.
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Old 12-01-2005, 03:53 AM   #12
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Yeah they are real cute when they are kittens....I now have four cats. Get your cat fixed and go volunteer at your local SPCA to play with all the kitties you want, they have plenty
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Old 12-01-2005, 09:00 AM   #13
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Yea get her fixed, I have a 4 month old male kitten and the second he's old enough he's getting neutered.
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Old 12-01-2005, 09:01 AM   #14
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Just shoot the fucking thing.
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Old 12-01-2005, 09:08 AM   #15
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Bob says "Help control the pet population, have your pet spayed or neutered"
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Old 12-01-2005, 09:12 AM   #16
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Get it fixed. Always spayed or neuter your pets unless your gonna become a breeder. Spayed=Quiet Cat

yes spay her is the best!!
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Old 12-01-2005, 09:35 AM   #17
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Kitty's and women, you just gotta live with their quirks or get rid of them.
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Old 12-01-2005, 09:56 AM   #18
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well cats do what ever they like...
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Old 12-01-2005, 09:59 AM   #20
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Fuck her with a qtip or get her spade.. the most annoying sound is a cat in heat!
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Old 12-01-2005, 10:00 AM   #21
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Old 12-01-2005, 10:02 AM   #22
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Old 12-01-2005, 10:04 AM   #23
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seems like she has calmed down a bit this morning after a few days of meowing maybe shes over it
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Old 12-01-2005, 10:08 AM   #24
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I was thinking of a different kitty...............
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Old 12-01-2005, 10:47 AM   #25
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When my first cat was on heat she was obsessed with an old monitor I had sitting on the floor, no matter how many times I shoo'ed her off she would jump on it and pace her back legs...

The second one liked a bart simpson doll.
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Old 12-01-2005, 11:12 AM   #26
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I'm so glad both me and my GF HATE cats...
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Old 12-01-2005, 11:14 AM   #27
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haha that sucks, mines getting fixed tomorrow, costs a fucking fortune.
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Old 12-01-2005, 11:18 AM   #28
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Ewww!

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Fuck her with a qtip or get her spade.. the most annoying sound is a cat in heat!
Now that's Just Nasty!
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Old 12-01-2005, 11:20 AM   #29
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getting it fixed or neutered adds 2 years to lifespan
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Old 12-01-2005, 11:27 AM   #30
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Get her spayed! Unless you either want to A.) Have kittens all over the place every few months and have to find homes for the kittens or have them put to death because no one wants them, as well as contributing to the early demise of your cat
B.) Listen to the cat caterwaul for days and days each few weeks
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Old 12-01-2005, 11:30 AM   #31
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Go get her one from the Humane Society, they're killing them by the truckload because of people who don't spay their cats.
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Old 12-01-2005, 11:52 AM   #32
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But how can cats have children that will change the world if they are spayed? who will keep mamacat's memory alive?
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Old 12-01-2005, 11:54 AM   #33
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Fucking hell just stomp on it.
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Old 12-01-2005, 11:57 AM   #34
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We got a kitty shes 6months now and is in heat for the first time meow this meow this, shes trying to get attention like a dog its pissing me off! HELP
spay her now! you'll thank yourself later.....
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Old 12-01-2005, 11:58 AM   #35
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Go get her one from the Humane Society, they're killing them by the truckload because of people who don't spay their cats.
thank you! our local humane organization puts down like 73% of all animals who come thru the doors.......argh!
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Old 12-01-2005, 12:00 PM   #36
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Fucking hell just stomp on it.
you needing some negative attention again? When are you going to grow up?
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Fucking Kitty is in HEAT wont shut the fuck up:
We got a kitty shes 6months now and is in heat for the first time meow this meow this, shes trying to get attention like a dog its pissing me off! HELP
You've got your answer....

GET YOUR CAT FIXED


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Did you see the Southpark where Cartman's cat was in heat?

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We got a kitty shes 6months now and is in heat for the first time meow this meow this, shes trying to get attention like a dog its pissing me off! HELP
Shove your finger it in a couple of times.
Be sure to clip your nail first and use a condom. You don't want it to get sick

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