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split_joel 12-01-2005 01:06 AM

Fucking Kitty is in HEAT wont shut the fuck up
 
We got a kitty shes 6months now and is in heat for the first time meow this meow this, shes trying to get attention like a dog its pissing me off! HELP :helpme :helpme :helpme :helpme :helpme :helpme :helpme :helpme :helpme :helpme :helpme

Elli 12-01-2005 01:15 AM

BAD KITTY!

http://images.hugi.is/teiknimyndir/1325.jpg

dig420 12-01-2005 01:20 AM

get her neutered, there are enough cats in the world right now. It'll fix the problem.

split_joel 12-01-2005 01:22 AM

girlfriend wants kitties

Darkland 12-01-2005 01:22 AM

Get it fixed. Always spayed or neuter your pets unless your gonna become a breeder. Spayed=Quiet Cat

Fucksakes 12-01-2005 01:23 AM

my cat does the same, got to get her fixed asap, I read its not a good thing for the cat to be in heat over and over, damages her bladder or some shit, too lazy to google it again.

Brent_Moe 12-01-2005 02:46 AM

She needs her mom.. :(

sonofsam 12-01-2005 02:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by split_joel
girlfriend wants kitties

dude get out of that relationship NOW... you KNOW what shes gonna want next!

:helpme :1orglaugh

bringer 12-01-2005 02:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam
dude get out of that relationship NOW... you KNOW what shes gonna want next!

:helpme :1orglaugh

a toaster oven?

Pleasurepays 12-01-2005 03:01 AM

the only thing worse than that is owning a deaf cat. if anyone here has, they know what i mean. :)

DamageX 12-01-2005 03:15 AM

Just shoot the fucking thing.

lilspup 12-01-2005 03:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by split_joel
girlfriend wants kitties

Yeah they are real cute when they are kittens....I now have four cats. Get your cat fixed and go volunteer at your local SPCA to play with all the kitties you want, they have plenty :thumbsup

amandaspost 12-01-2005 09:00 AM

Yea get her fixed, I have a 4 month old male kitten and the second he's old enough he's getting neutered.

MrJackMeHoff 12-01-2005 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by DamageX
Just shoot the fucking thing.

cats are for old ladies and homos

Dollarmansteve 12-01-2005 09:08 AM

http://www.entertainment-news.org/im...time-emmys.jpg

Bob says "Help control the pet population, have your pet spayed or neutered"

HpicAnn 12-01-2005 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darkland
Get it fixed. Always spayed or neuter your pets unless your gonna become a breeder. Spayed=Quiet Cat


yes spay her is the best!!

swedguy 12-01-2005 09:35 AM

Kitty's and women, you just gotta live with their quirks or get rid of them.

Adultnet 12-01-2005 09:56 AM

well cats do what ever they like... :pimp

seeric 12-01-2005 09:57 AM

http://www.airek.com/gfy/cats.jpg

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Tera 12-01-2005 09:59 AM

Fuck her with a qtip or get her spade.. the most annoying sound is a cat in heat!

MickeyG 12-01-2005 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrJackMeHoff
cats are for old ladies and homos

:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

JamesK2 12-01-2005 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K
http://www.airek.com/gfy/cats.jpg

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

split_joel 12-01-2005 10:04 AM

seems like she has calmed down a bit this morning after a few days of meowing maybe shes over it

SykkBoy 12-01-2005 10:08 AM

I was thinking of a different kitty...............
;-)

rowan 12-01-2005 10:47 AM

When my first cat was on heat she was obsessed with an old monitor I had sitting on the floor, no matter how many times I shoo'ed her off she would jump on it and pace her back legs...

The second one liked a bart simpson doll.

mackey 12-01-2005 11:12 AM

I'm so glad both me and my GF HATE cats...

Wiggles 12-01-2005 11:14 AM

haha that sucks, mines getting fixed tomorrow, costs a fucking fortune.

BigasMoe 12-01-2005 11:18 AM

Ewww!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tera
Fuck her with a qtip or get her spade.. the most annoying sound is a cat in heat!

Now that's Just Nasty!

detoxed 12-01-2005 11:20 AM

getting it fixed or neutered adds 2 years to lifespan

Tala 12-01-2005 11:27 AM

Get her spayed! Unless you either want to A.) Have kittens all over the place every few months and have to find homes for the kittens or have them put to death because no one wants them, as well as contributing to the early demise of your cat
B.) Listen to the cat caterwaul for days and days each few weeks

dig420 12-01-2005 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by split_joel
girlfriend wants kitties

Go get her one from the Humane Society, they're killing them by the truckload because of people who don't spay their cats.

Maxy 12-01-2005 11:52 AM

But how can cats have children that will change the world if they are spayed? who will keep mamacat's memory alive?

jimthefiend 12-01-2005 11:54 AM

Fucking hell just stomp on it.

CumOnCandi 12-01-2005 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by split_joel
We got a kitty shes 6months now and is in heat for the first time meow this meow this, shes trying to get attention like a dog its pissing me off! HELP :helpme :helpme :helpme :helpme :helpme :helpme :helpme :helpme :helpme :helpme :helpme

spay her now! you'll thank yourself later..... :winkwink:

CumOnCandi 12-01-2005 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420
Go get her one from the Humane Society, they're killing them by the truckload because of people who don't spay their cats.

thank you! our local humane organization puts down like 73% of all animals who come thru the doors.......argh! :Oh crap

dig420 12-01-2005 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend
Fucking hell just stomp on it.

you needing some negative attention again? When are you going to grow up?

CDSmith 12-01-2005 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by split_joel
Fucking Kitty is in HEAT wont shut the fuck up:
We got a kitty shes 6months now and is in heat for the first time meow this meow this, shes trying to get attention like a dog its pissing me off! HELP :helpme :helpme :helpme :helpme :helpme :helpme :helpme :helpme :helpme :helpme :helpme

You've got your answer....

GET YOUR CAT FIXED


You asked for help, there it fucking is.

JUSTB 12-01-2005 12:22 PM

Did you see the Southpark where Cartman's cat was in heat?

One of my favorites

Nembrionic 12-01-2005 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by split_joel
We got a kitty shes 6months now and is in heat for the first time meow this meow this, shes trying to get attention like a dog its pissing me off! HELP :helpme :helpme :helpme :helpme :helpme :helpme :helpme :helpme :helpme :helpme :helpme

Shove your finger it in a couple of times.
Be sure to clip your nail first and use a condom. You don't want it to get sick


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