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Fucking Kitty is in HEAT wont shut the fuck up
We got a kitty shes 6months now and is in heat for the first time meow this meow this, shes trying to get attention like a dog its pissing me off! HELP
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Reach for those stars!
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BAD KITTY!
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get her neutered, there are enough cats in the world right now. It'll fix the problem.
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girlfriend wants kitties
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Get it fixed. Always spayed or neuter your pets unless your gonna become a breeder. Spayed=Quiet Cat
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Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
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my cat does the same, got to get her fixed asap, I read its not a good thing for the cat to be in heat over and over, damages her bladder or some shit, too lazy to google it again.
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She needs her mom..
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the only thing worse than that is owning a deaf cat. if anyone here has, they know what i mean.
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Just shoot the fucking thing.
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Yea get her fixed, I have a 4 month old male kitten and the second he's old enough he's getting neutered.
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![]() Bob says "Help control the pet population, have your pet spayed or neutered"
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yes spay her is the best!!
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Kitty's and women, you just gotta live with their quirks or get rid of them.
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well cats do what ever they like...
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Fuck her with a qtip or get her spade.. the most annoying sound is a cat in heat!
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seems like she has calmed down a bit this morning after a few days of meowing maybe shes over it
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I was thinking of a different kitty...............
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When my first cat was on heat she was obsessed with an old monitor I had sitting on the floor, no matter how many times I shoo'ed her off she would jump on it and pace her back legs...
The second one liked a bart simpson doll. |
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I'm so glad both me and my GF HATE cats...
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haha that sucks, mines getting fixed tomorrow, costs a fucking fortune.
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Ewww!
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getting it fixed or neutered adds 2 years to lifespan
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Get her spayed! Unless you either want to A.) Have kittens all over the place every few months and have to find homes for the kittens or have them put to death because no one wants them, as well as contributing to the early demise of your cat
B.) Listen to the cat caterwaul for days and days each few weeks |
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But how can cats have children that will change the world if they are spayed? who will keep mamacat's memory alive?
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Fucking hell just stomp on it.
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GET YOUR CAT FIXED You asked for help, there it fucking is.
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Did you see the Southpark where Cartman's cat was in heat?
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