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|  12-01-2005, 12:45 AM | #1 | 
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				My dog took a SHIT again on my persian rug.
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|  12-01-2005, 12:46 AM | #2 | 
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				 | No more kibbles n bits for the bitch | 
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|  12-01-2005, 12:47 AM | #3 | 
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				 | nice teeth on that thing  
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|  12-01-2005, 12:47 AM | #4 | 
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				 | Dude strangle the dog. | 
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|  12-01-2005, 12:47 AM | #5 | 
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				 | Whatever you do stay away from the robotic dogs, those things can report your abuse and neglect via email to animal control   | 
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|  12-01-2005, 12:48 AM | #6 | 
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				 | What no doggy scat for the late night crowd? I know the feeling man, my wife brought home a pit bull/lab mix and the little brawler cannot shit in the yard, hes housebroken, but when I let him outside he shits on our walkway!    Guess its better than the rug. | 
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|  12-01-2005, 12:49 AM | #7 | 
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				 |       lexi!!!!!!!!!!!! what are you doing!!!!!!! | 
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|  12-01-2005, 12:49 AM | #8 | |
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|  12-01-2005, 12:50 AM | #9 | |
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      the bitch hit the rug in the libving room the nice one.  Fuck!!!!!!!!!! | |
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|  12-01-2005, 12:51 AM | #10 | 
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				 | Juicy, that fucked.  I know persian rugs are fucking expensive.  I bought mine two years ago and cost as much as a new car.  When guests are over, I roll it up and I don't step on it with my shoes.   Juicy, does your persian rug got silk in it? 
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|  12-01-2005, 12:51 AM | #11 | 
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|  12-01-2005, 12:52 AM | #12 | |
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|  12-01-2005, 12:53 AM | #13 | 
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				 | Id take a pic of the shit but my camera equipment is missing/lost or god knows what | 
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|  12-01-2005, 12:56 AM | #14 | 
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				 | don't sweat it bro.  I'm sure you got them Persians carpet cleaning stores close by.  They clean it up and make it all new. 
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|  12-01-2005, 01:17 AM | #15 | 
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				 | I own the male version of your dog, should we make babies  ? | 
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|  12-01-2005, 01:26 AM | #16 | 
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				 | she is jealous of your fleshlight | 
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|  12-01-2005, 01:27 AM | #17 | 
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				 | did i say FLESHLIGHT | 
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|  12-01-2005, 01:28 AM | #18 | 
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				 | Shaaaarrroooon | 
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|  12-01-2005, 01:29 AM | #19 | 
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				 | OMG i want it its so cute ahhhhh it could fit right in my purse   | 
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|  12-01-2005, 01:45 AM | #20 | |
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|  12-01-2005, 01:50 AM | #21 | 
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				 | shes probably pissed about that scarf you put on her 
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|  12-01-2005, 01:55 AM | #22 | 
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				 | I was looking forward to seeing some shit! 
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|  12-01-2005, 02:02 AM | #23 | 
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				 | Shit... Shit... Shit... [no pun intented] Well fuck... What to do? The dog or the rug? Cute dog... Do you ever get those blue napkins for this sort of thing? They have some kinda pheromone shit in them that makes it so the dog prefers to shit on it... Perhaps your rug has some pheromones in the fibers? I am sure CSI will have an answer for you tomorrow night! | 
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|  12-01-2005, 02:23 AM | #24 | 
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				 |  wrong thread, who made the original? | 
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|  12-01-2005, 02:30 AM | #25 | |
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|  12-01-2005, 02:32 AM | #26 | 
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				 | Where's the pics of the poop on the rug? I have a kashmir silk rug and I'd kick my dogs ass if he pooped on it. 
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|  12-01-2005, 03:56 AM | #27 | 
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				 | I am sure she did not do it on purpose. Maybe you could stop writing on GFY time to time and take your dog out.   
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|  12-01-2005, 08:47 AM | #28 | 
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				 | your dog is a gay dog man, i hope it was a gift and u didnt choose a girlie dog like that ;) | 
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|  12-01-2005, 08:49 AM | #29 | 
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				 | Pussy dog.   Get her a training/electric collar and zap her when she does it...she won't do it again. 
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|  12-01-2005, 09:17 AM | #30 | 
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				 | Having a dog and a persian rug together in the same house was bound to end in tears. | 
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|  12-01-2005, 09:34 AM | #31 | 
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				 | Awww she is so cute. You need to put something on that rug that gets rid of her 'scent' though or she will keep using it as her personal poopy spot. I use this stuff called Nature's Miracle but, I don't have a persian rug. | 
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