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So Fucking Banned
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My dog took a SHIT again on my persian rug.
Fucking Bitch
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So Fucking Banned
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No more kibbles n bits for the bitch
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nice teeth on that thing
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Dude strangle the dog.
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Whatever you do stay away from the robotic dogs, those things can report your abuse and neglect via email to animal control
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No Refunds Issued.
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What no doggy scat for the late night crowd? I know the feeling man, my wife brought home a pit bull/lab mix and the little brawler cannot shit in the yard, hes housebroken, but when I let him outside he shits on our walkway!
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If u touch it, I will cum
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So Fucking Banned
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So Fucking Banned
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Juicy, that fucked. I know persian rugs are fucking expensive. I bought mine two years ago and cost as much as a new car. When guests are over, I roll it up and I don't step on it with my shoes.
Juicy, does your persian rug got silk in it?
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So Fucking Banned
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Id take a pic of the shit but my camera equipment is missing/lost or god knows what
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don't sweat it bro. I'm sure you got them Persians carpet cleaning stores close by. They clean it up and make it all new.
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I own the male version of your dog, should we make babies ?
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Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
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she is jealous of your fleshlight
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Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
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did i say FLESHLIGHT
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Shaaaarrroooon
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OMG i want it its so cute ahhhhh it could fit right in my purse
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i have man boobies
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shes probably pissed about that scarf you put on her
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I was looking forward to seeing some shit!
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#23 |
Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
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Shit... Shit... Shit... [no pun intented]
Well fuck... What to do? The dog or the rug? Cute dog... Do you ever get those blue napkins for this sort of thing? They have some kinda pheromone shit in them that makes it so the dog prefers to shit on it... Perhaps your rug has some pheromones in the fibers? I am sure CSI will have an answer for you tomorrow night! |
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Where's the pics of the poop on the rug?
I have a kashmir silk rug and I'd kick my dogs ass if he pooped on it.
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I am sure she did not do it on purpose. Maybe you could stop writing on GFY time to time and take your dog out.
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#28 |
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Join Date: Aug 2004
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your dog is a gay dog man, i hope it was a gift and u didnt choose a girlie dog like that ;)
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Join Date: Jul 2002
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Pussy dog.
![]() Get her a training/electric collar and zap her when she does it...she won't do it again.
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#30 |
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Having a dog and a persian rug together in the same house was bound to end in tears.
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Awww she is so cute. You need to put something on that rug that gets rid of her 'scent' though or she will keep using it as her personal poopy spot. I use this stuff called Nature's Miracle but, I don't have a persian rug.
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