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Brad Mitchell 12-02-2005 12:01 AM

If you guys need a name for your company... I'll sell you ADULTOFFSHORE.COM, seems quite appropriate. Otherwise, kudos on the creativity and effort if this is for real! That would take some big balls to live and work that far in the middle of nowhere with no hope of help. I can't even imagine the operating costs! You'll have to look hard to find webmasters willing to pay so much per megabit, very few are printing money these days.

Brad

poe 12-02-2005 12:03 AM

cool, will it be cheaper than HavenCo on Sealand?

www.havenco.com

Shoehorn! 12-02-2005 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brad Mitchell
If you guys need a name for your company... I'll sell you ADULTOFFSHORE.COM, seems quite appropriate. Otherwise, kudos on the creativity and effort if this is for real! That would take some big balls to live and work that far in the middle of nowhere with no hope of help. I can't even imagine the operating costs! You'll have to look hard to find webmasters willing to pay so much per megabit, very few are printing money these days.

Brad

I tried adding you on ICQ earlier and I am waiting for authorization. I am in Michigan and want to tour MojoHost. :)

Chio 12-02-2005 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brad Mitchell
If you guys need a name for your company... I'll sell you ADULTOFFSHORE.COM, seems quite appropriate. Otherwise, kudos on the creativity and effort if this is for real! That would take some big balls to live and work that far in the middle of nowhere with no hope of help. I can't even imagine the operating costs! You'll have to look hard to find webmasters willing to pay so much per megabit, very few are printing money these days.

Brad

That's a great name, I imagine a domain like that would fetch a pretty penny, but we invested so much in the oil rig facility we'll have to stick with fishbulbs.com. If the whole hosting thing doesn't work out with can always turn it into a blog about Christopher Walken.

http://empress.buzzstuff.net/archive...lken-thumb.jpg

Brad Mitchell 12-02-2005 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shoehorn!
I tried adding you on ICQ earlier and I am waiting for authorization. I am in Michigan and want to tour MojoHost. :)

I'm only on ICQ when I'm in the office.. I'll look for you tomorrow! You can come over any day! Love to give you a tour and go out to lunch. Where do you live?

As far as the domain name is concerned, I have it listed on Afternic. Also, I have OFFSHORECORPS.COM there as well. You were right about the price, I just raised it because it was listed too low. LOL If you were interested in either, I'd give you a great price.

Cheers,

Brad

Shoehorn! 12-02-2005 12:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chio
That's a great name, I imagine a domain like that would fetch a pretty penny, but we invested so much in the oil rig facility we'll have to stick with fishbulbs.com. If the whole hosting thing doesn't work out with can always turn it into a blog about Christopher Walken.

http://empress.buzzstuff.net/archive...lken-thumb.jpg

If it doesn't work also we're going to turn the oil rig into an offshore monkey knife fights stadium/interspecies wedding chapel.

Shoehorn! 12-02-2005 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brad Mitchell
I'm only on ICQ when I'm in the office.. I'll look for you tomorrow! You can come over any day! Love to give you a tour and go out to lunch. Where do you live?

As far as the domain name is concerned, I have it listed on Afternic. Also, I have OFFSHORECORPS.COM there as well. You were right about the price, I just raised it because it was listed too low. LOL If you were interested in either, I'd give you a great price.

Cheers,

Brad

Lake Fenton at the moment. :)

uno 12-02-2005 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chio
That's a great name, I imagine a domain like that would fetch a pretty penny, but we invested so much in the oil rig facility we'll have to stick with fishbulbs.com. If the whole hosting thing doesn't work out with can always turn it into a blog about Christopher Walken.

http://empress.buzzstuff.net/archive...lken-thumb.jpg

I have an MP3 of Walken doing a reading of Poe's 'The Raven.'

Shoehorn! 12-02-2005 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uno
I have an MP3 of Walken doing a reading of Poe's 'The Raven.'

I can't wait until we can download food off the internet. I could really go for a english muffin right about now.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 12-02-2005 02:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shoehorn!
I can't wait until we can download food off the internet. I could really go for a english muffin right about now.

I know it's not quite what you asked for...

http://www.aage.dk/images/products/_upload/28962.jpg

...but I assure you, the elves are still working on it.

ADG Webmaster

Shoehorn! 12-02-2005 02:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
I know it's not quite what you asked for...

http://www.aage.dk/images/products/_upload/28962.jpg

...but I assure you, the elves are still working on it.

ADG Webmaster

:1orglaugh

Chio 06-20-2006 11:48 PM

Well we signed the papers, and are flying out to check out the site in a couple of days. Should be a nice helicopter ride. Shoehorn CALL me. You didn't sign one of the pages. I can fax it over for you, but call me anyway you JERK!

Antonio 06-21-2006 12:48 AM

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Originally Posted by EdgeXXX
As opposed to using a toaster to host them?


:1orglaugh :winkwink: J/k


muhahhahahahhaha ha

Diligent 06-21-2006 02:48 AM

That's just fucking brilliant!!1 :thumbsup You guys really have to much time on Your hands.. :winkwink:

ChargebackJoe 06-21-2006 03:23 AM

My associates and I have secured major investment from the Shitonu financial group and will be setting up hosting in an abandoned Russian station on the moon. Stay tuned!

marketsmart 06-21-2006 05:05 AM

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Originally Posted by eroswebmaster
securing sig spot in my flame retardant leisure suit.

thats is awesome... i will be coining that phrase.... :thumbsup

fris 06-21-2006 05:20 AM

awesome hosting comes with abp ;)

SinisterStudios 06-21-2006 06:35 AM

This is the funniest thread i have read in a longtime, no one can really think they are seriously doing this. Great Joke guys :thumbsup

psili 06-21-2006 06:39 AM

I'm disrespectful to slow porn! Can you see I am serious!


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