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uno 11-30-2005 09:47 PM

I've heard many joyous happy most terrific excellent things about Matsumura Fishworks. I'm glad you guys managed to hook up.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 11-30-2005 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by spacedog
and how do you plan on getting lines to the rig?

Lines are for sheep...satellite baby...

http://www.smarthome.com/images/77532big.jpg

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Shoehorn! 11-30-2005 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by spacedog
and how do you plan on getting lines to the rig?

There are already lines in place, we were told that over 15000 megabits of data was transferred each day from the rigs computers to the corporate headquarters in Japan. This thing is as high tech as Robocop.

Hornydog4cooter 11-30-2005 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by uno
Fishworks..... managed to hook up.


you guys are killing me :1orglaugh

Shoehorn! 11-30-2005 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by uno
I've heard many joyous happy most terrific excellent things about Matsumura Fishworks. I'm glad you guys managed to hook up.

Thanks man, they definately know how to wheel and deal. :thumbsup

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 11-30-2005 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Shoehorn!
There are already lines in place, we were told that over 15000 megabits of data was transferred each day from the rigs computers to the corporate headquarters in Japan. This thing is as high tech as Robocop.

Sheesh...I guess some of these guys have never heard of fibber optics.

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Brujah 11-30-2005 09:53 PM

I'm loving the idea. I can't wait to be part of this.

Shoehorn! 11-30-2005 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
Sheesh...I guess some of these guys have never heard of fibber optics.

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I'll ask Marty whos the head of the tech department about all the tech stuff. He used to work for Transocean (NYSE: RIG) on a similar rig and knows all about it. I am really just the idea man.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 11-30-2005 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Brujah
I'm loving the idea. I can't wait to be part of this.

This is the best idea since Kevin Costner's "Waterworld":

http://toon.heindl-internet.de/usa/b...waterworld.jpg

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Shoehorn! 11-30-2005 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Brujah
I'm loving the idea. I can't wait to be part of this.

I like your enthusiasm. :thumbsup

Chio 11-30-2005 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Hornydog4cooter
Is this a joke?

Mr. Sparkle , oil rig :1orglaugh

50 Oil rigs converted for hosting

I know alot of you think Shoehorn, and I are a couple of jokesters, or a bit goofy, but Shoehorn is one of the smartest business men I have ever met. He worked really hard on all aspects of this deal. Many times when I was ready to give up, he kept going forward.

We are really excited to fully launch.

Shoehorn! 11-30-2005 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Chio
50 Oil rigs converted for hosting

I know alot of you think Shoehorn, and I are a couple of jokesters, or a bit goofy, but Shoehorn is one of the smartest business men I have ever met. He worked really hard on all aspects of this deal. Many times when I was ready to give up, he kept going forward.

We are really excited to fully launch.

You were as much the driving force behind this as I was, stop being so modest.

Hornydog4cooter 11-30-2005 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Chio
50 Oil rigs converted for hosting

I know alot of you think Shoehorn, and I are a couple of jokesters, or a bit goofy, but Shoehorn is one of the smartest business men I have ever met. He worked really hard on all aspects of this deal. Many times when I was ready to give up, he kept going forward.

We are really excited to fully launch.


Hey man not knockin you guys one bit. Just sound funny with the postings i am reading. Kinda curious myself how this will pan out for you guys....

Bigfuck 11-30-2005 10:04 PM

Will the servers be water cooled ?

Shoehorn! 11-30-2005 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Hornydog4cooter
Hey man not knockin you guys one bit. Just sound funny with the postings i am reading. Kinda curious myself how this will pan out for you guys....

We like humor.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 11-30-2005 10:06 PM

One day all of GFY will salute you, and Japanese girls everywhere (in Japan) will sing songs of praise in your honor (not that they will necessarily understand the words that they are singing).

Here is the "We're Number One (Ichiban)" GFY salute that I have been trying to teach during my vast travels in the land of the rising yen...I think I can be a valuable liaison if you guys bring me on board.

http://www.smoochknob.com/1a%20salute.jpg

I'm thinking this will catch on big time...

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Shoehorn! 11-30-2005 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Bigfuck
Will the servers be water cooled ?

Actually, one of the subsidiaries of one of our investor companies developed cryogenically cooled server cabinets a little over a year ago, so chances are we'll be using that. :2 cents:

directfiesta 11-30-2005 10:08 PM

Space for one more server on my rig:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/122000...hstulap300.jpg


The other one is in the repair shop :disgust

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/122000...7_rigap150.jpg

Shoehorn! 11-30-2005 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by directfiesta
The other one is in the repair shop :disgust

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/122000...7_rigap150.jpg


Ours is a 5th generation deepwater, that one looks like a High-Specification Semisubmersible (no pun intended).

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 11-30-2005 10:31 PM

Did I mention that I have webbed feet?

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Shoehorn! 11-30-2005 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
Did I mention that I have webbed feet?

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I think you might have on October 25, 2002.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 11-30-2005 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Shoehorn!
I think you might have on October 25, 2002.

That was the day when Dan Aykroyd revealed publically that he had webbed feet. It was a special day for all of us similarly afflicted/gifted...

God Bless Dan Aykroyd!!!

http://canadianactors.info/Dan_AykroydSHOP.jpg

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adultchica 11-30-2005 10:43 PM

That is some sweet stuff ! I'm laughing thinking about this very hard LOL. I wonder what your new host co will be called

http://chiohost.com or sharkyfartshost.com lol

Chio 11-30-2005 10:43 PM

A sneak peak at the logo concept. I am thinking it needs a bit more bulb, what do I know, that's for the marketing guys to figure out.

http://www.xsitespinner.com/fishbulb...hore_hosti.jpg

Shoehorn! 11-30-2005 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by adultchica
That is some sweet stuff ! I'm laughing thinking about this very hard LOL. I wonder what your new host co will be called

http://chiohost.com or sharkyfartshost.com lol

I'll have Chio post a draft of the logo we just got back from the marketing people, hang on.

Shoehorn! 11-30-2005 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Shoehorn!
I'll have Chio post a draft of the logo we just got back from the marketing people, hang on.

He beat me to it.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 11-30-2005 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Shoehorn!
He beat me to it.

Bubble eye fish are a sign of good luck in some Asian cultures...I think your Japanese partners will like this...

http://www.bristol-aquarists.org.uk/...le/bubble4.jpg

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ModelPerfect 11-30-2005 10:53 PM

Anyone see the irony of "the pirate" creating a host on the open waters? lol
Good luck with it guys! I want to come visit. :)

Chio 11-30-2005 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by ModelPerfect
Anyone see the irony of "the pirate" creating a host on the open waters? lol
Good luck with it guys! I want to come visit. :)

I'm simply providing some working capital from some NL accounts of mine. Shoehorn was the idea man, and his drive, and determination are what brought this project to light.

When Fishbulbs.com launches I think you'll all wish you ate more milk, and cookies. That's Shoehorns secret to some really great business models.

FIX01 11-30-2005 11:01 PM

Someone already tried this on an abandoned military installation in the north sea.

http://www.scamdog.com/freedom_proje...avenco_sealand

ModelPerfect 11-30-2005 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Chio
I'm simply providing some working capital from some NL accounts of mine. Shoehorn was the idea man, and his drive, and determination are what brought this project to light.

When Fishbulbs.com launches I think you'll all wish you ate more milk, and cookies. That's Shoehorns secret to some really great business models.

I didn't mean to take the spotlight off Shoehorn. Major props to both you guys.

Shoehorn! 11-30-2005 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by FIX01
Someone already tried this on an abandoned military installation in the north sea.

http://www.scamdog.com/freedom_proje...avenco_sealand

That's quite different actually. The people who started that were more trying to start a vigilante hosting company.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 11-30-2005 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Shoehorn!
That's quite different actually. The people who started that were more trying to start a vigilante hosting company.

Cow and dolphin is similarily different...

http://www.bicoastalhosting.com/BiCo...n_Cow_Logo.jpg

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Chio 11-30-2005 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
Cow and dolphin is similarily different...

http://www.bicoastalhosting.com/BiCo...n_Cow_Logo.jpg

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:1orglaugh that's a great chop

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 12-01-2005 12:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Chio
:1orglaugh that's a great chop

http://www.arrowheadfarm.net/images/camp/surf-turf.jpg

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Shoehorn! 12-01-2005 12:33 AM

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

phonesex 12-01-2005 12:38 AM

I'm lost on this one. Will the servers be the oil rig and someone there to monitor them? and what do you plan to gain from doing this?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 12-01-2005 12:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Shoehorn!
I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

http://home.att.net/~jamestata/johnnycash.jpg

I love Social Distortion's version of "Ring of Fire":

Love is a burning thing
And it makes a fiery ring
Bound by one's desire
I fell down into a ring of fire

Chorus:
I fell into a burning ring of fire
Went down down down and the flames went higher
It burns burns burns that ring of fire that ring of fire

The taste of love is sweet
when hearts like ours meet
I hide before you like a child
Ohhh but the fire went wild

Chorus:
I fell into a burning ring of fire
Went down down down and the flames went higher
It burns burns burns that ring of fire that ring of fire and it burns

Chrous:
I fell into a burning ring of fire
Went down down down and the flames went higher
It burns burns burns that ring or fire that ring of fire

The taste of love is sweet
when hearts like ours meet
I hide before you like a child
Ohhh but the fire went wild

Chorus:
I fell into a burning ring of fire
Went down down down and the flames went higher
It burns burns burns that ring of fire that ring of fire

(One more time)

Chorus:
I fell into a burning ring of fire
Went down down down and the flames went higher
It burns burns burns that ring of fire that ring of fire
That ring of fire
That ring of fire

----

HELL 'YA!!!

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Shoehorn! 12-01-2005 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Shoehorn!
I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

I also shot the Sheriff, but I did not shoot the Deputy.

Shoehorn! 12-01-2005 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by phonesex
I'm lost on this one. Will the servers be the oil rig and someone there to monitor them? and what do you plan to gain from doing this?

Definately.


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