So this girl invited me over early in the morning yesterday... - GoFuckYourself.com

11-26-2005, 03:12 PM

I had only gotten like 7 hours of sleep (not enough for me)

anyways, so we are having sex in her bed, and after about 45 minutes of going at it, my cellphone rings, and this mother fucker doesnt hang up after the 4th ring, but goes on to maybe 12-15 rings...

I lost my erection and couldn't get it back up for the life of me afterwards, even when she was blowing, etc...

first time this happens, and for the record, you should know that I am 20 years old.

it bothered me that I couldn't perform,and just wanted to ask what you guys thought about it!

any input appreciated

thanx!

pawsregd · 11-26-2005, 03:14 PM

Oh boy, let the flaming begin

BradM · 11-26-2005, 03:16 PM

She couldn't have been that hot.

jacked · 11-26-2005, 03:16 PM

shoulda popped a viagra

nofx · 11-26-2005, 03:17 PM

time to kill yourself

its the only solution

Nismo · 11-26-2005, 03:18 PM

i had something similar happen like 3 weeks ago. It sucks.

Jer · 11-26-2005, 03:20 PM

You shouldn't cheat your boyfriend with girls. Of course he was mad and wouldn't hung up!

xlogger · 11-26-2005, 03:22 PM

wtf? You went numb?

Furious_Male · 11-26-2005, 03:23 PM

7 hours isnt enough sleep?

Za Ha · 11-26-2005, 03:26 PM

7 hours of sleep is a TON

Dirty F · 11-26-2005, 03:31 PM

You couldnt get a hardon because it was a girl. We all know that.

Dirty F · 11-26-2005, 03:31 PM

johnnyhey · 11-26-2005, 03:32 PM

look on the bright side, you gave her a solid (no pun intended) 45 mins prior

QuaWee · 11-26-2005, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Franck

You couldnt get a hardon because it was a girl. We all know that.

lol, damn thats wrong

Kevsh · 11-26-2005, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Furious_Male

7 hours isnt enough sleep?

He's French-Canadian, give him a break. They all usually sleep til noon on the weekends.

grumpy · 11-26-2005, 03:42 PM

i thought you were into guys, maybe thats the problem.

gornyhuy · 11-26-2005, 03:44 PM

Turn off your cell when you are getting laid you numb nuts.

2HousePlague · 11-26-2005, 03:46 PM

Next time, have the girl be the one who calls -- just for kicks --

2hp

Jer · 11-26-2005, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Franck

hova · 11-26-2005, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Franck

escorpio · 11-26-2005, 03:54 PM

Doctor Dre · 11-26-2005, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Franck

You couldnt get a hardon because it was a girl. We all know that.

Or maybe she wasn't that hot

Doctor Dre · 11-26-2005, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Kevsh

He's French-Canadian, give him a break. They all usually sleep til noon on the weekends.

Noon ? Make that 3 pm... we love to sleep ! Sleeping is the best thing !

detoxed · 11-26-2005, 04:10 PM

oh my god

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phonesex · 11-26-2005, 04:50 PM

dude, you dick shrunk because the phone rang? dude, you got serious problems. i wonder what would happen if someone knocked on your door. Maybe your dick would fall off.

phonesex · 11-26-2005, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

Violetta · 11-26-2005, 04:53 PM

If your head falls off, your dick wont perform! Turn off your cell and fuck her in the ass!

Lev · 11-26-2005, 04:54 PM

call her again and show her what Armenian sausages can do

tony286 · 11-26-2005, 04:55 PM

how long it since you had eaten low blood sugar can make hard ons go bye bye

pornguy · 11-26-2005, 04:58 PM

That kind of thing happens when you are not really into women. Stick with men, and you most likely wont have that issue again.

adultchica · 11-26-2005, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Franck

tranza · 11-26-2005, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

Spunky · 11-26-2005, 06:14 PM

Sounds like a serious medical problem..I would go to the doctors asap

seeric · 11-26-2005, 06:15 PM

<cell phone launched through window into parking lot>
yep, that about explains it
</cell phone launched through window into parking lot>

bigdog · 11-26-2005, 06:17 PM

better thread then the scarf one

galleryseek · 11-26-2005, 06:17 PM

ROFL wait a second... metrosexuals have sex with females? i thought it was with each other.

Dalai lama · 11-26-2005, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Franck

that explains ;)

wedouglas · 11-26-2005, 06:34 PM

looking at some naked guys would have probably got it back up.

sonofsam · 11-26-2005, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by bdjuf

anyways, so we are having sex in her bed, and after about 4.5 minutes of going at it, I lost my erection and couldn't get it back up for the life of me afterwards, even when she was blowing, etc...

there you go bro, i fixed it for you, you had a lot of typos in your original post

jk

KingK7 · 11-26-2005, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

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pawsregd · 11-26-2005, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

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Pornwolf · 11-26-2005, 08:20 PM

It happens to everyone once in a blue moon. Welcome to adulthood (almost).

whee · 11-26-2005, 08:30 PM

Yet again a queer apears to me hot damnit

SomeCreep · 11-26-2005, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Franck

whee · 11-26-2005, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by SomeCreep

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GoodGuy · 11-26-2005, 09:08 PM

where did you know this girl?

justsexxx · 11-26-2005, 09:09 PM

Try a guy next time....That might solve your problems

11-26-2005, 03:12 PM	#1
buddyjuf Guest Posts: n/a	So this girl invited me over early in the morning yesterday... I had only gotten like 7 hours of sleep (not enough for me) anyways, so we are having sex in her bed, and after about 45 minutes of going at it, my cellphone rings, and this mother fucker doesnt hang up after the 4th ring, but goes on to maybe 12-15 rings... I lost my erection and couldn't get it back up for the life of me afterwards, even when she was blowing, etc... first time this happens, and for the record, you should know that I am 20 years old. it bothered me that I couldn't perform,and just wanted to ask what you guys thought about it! any input appreciated thanx!

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