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So this girl invited me over early in the morning yesterday...
I had only gotten like 7 hours of sleep (not enough for me)
anyways, so we are having sex in her bed, and after about 45 minutes of going at it, my cellphone rings, and this mother fucker doesnt hang up after the 4th ring, but goes on to maybe 12-15 rings... I lost my erection and couldn't get it back up for the life of me afterwards, even when she was blowing, etc... first time this happens, and for the record, you should know that I am 20 years old. it bothered me that I couldn't perform,and just wanted to ask what you guys thought about it! any input appreciated thanx! :thumbsup |
Oh boy, let the flaming begin :thumbsup
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She couldn't have been that hot.
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shoulda popped a viagra :1orglaugh
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time to kill yourself
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i had something similar happen like 3 weeks ago. It sucks.
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You shouldn't cheat your boyfriend with girls. Of course he was mad and wouldn't hung up!
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wtf? You went numb? :1orglaugh
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7 hours isnt enough sleep?
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7 hours of sleep is a TON
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You couldnt get a hardon because it was a girl. We all know that.
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look on the bright side, you gave her a solid (no pun intended) 45 mins prior :)
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i thought you were into guys, maybe thats the problem.
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Turn off your cell when you are getting laid you numb nuts.
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Next time, have the girl be the one who calls -- just for kicks -- :winkwink:
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Or maybe she wasn't that hot |
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oh my god
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dude, you dick shrunk because the phone rang? dude, you got serious problems. i wonder what would happen if someone knocked on your door. Maybe your dick would fall off.
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If your head falls off, your dick wont perform! Turn off your cell and fuck her in the ass!
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call her again and show her what Armenian sausages can do
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how long it since you had eaten low blood sugar can make hard ons go bye bye
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That kind of thing happens when you are not really into women. Stick with men, and you most likely wont have that issue again.
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Sounds like a serious medical problem..I would go to the doctors asap
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<cell phone launched through window into parking lot>
yep, that about explains it </cell phone launched through window into parking lot> |
better thread then the scarf one
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ROFL wait a second... metrosexuals have sex with females? i thought it was with each other. :(
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looking at some naked guys would have probably got it back up.
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:1orglaugh jk |
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:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
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It happens to everyone once in a blue moon. Welcome to adulthood (almost).
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Yet again a queer apears to me hot damnit
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AArg |
where did you know this girl?
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Try a guy next time....That might solve your problems
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