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Old 11-29-2005, 03:01 PM   #1
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Funny Quotes of George W. Bush

Ladies and Gentlemen, The President of the United States:



"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
- George W. Bush


"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
- George W. Bush


"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
- George W. Bush




"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
- George W. Bush



"The future will be better tomorrow."
- George W. Bush



"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
- George W. Bush



"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
- George W. Bush



"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
- George W. Bush



"Public speaking is very easy."
- George W. Bush



"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
- George W. Bush





"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
- George W. Bush



"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
- George W. Bush



"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
- George W. Bush



"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
- George W. Bush



"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
- George W. Bush

God help America.....
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Old 11-29-2005, 05:50 PM   #2
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now I am feeling like a genius
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Old 11-29-2005, 05:52 PM   #3
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haha, some of those are classic
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Old 11-29-2005, 05:55 PM   #4
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well there is hope for the rest of us then
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Old 11-29-2005, 05:57 PM   #5
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A nation governed by a dumb ass! Tsk! Tsk!
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Old 11-29-2005, 05:59 PM   #6
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And they voted him in. Twice !!
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Old 11-29-2005, 06:00 PM   #7
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And they voted him in. Twice !!
That's because the majority of this country needed some idiot they could relate to.
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Old 11-29-2005, 06:01 PM   #8
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I don't feel quite so stupid now. Thanks.

Wait. I didn't feel stupid in the first place. I didn't vote for him.
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Old 11-29-2005, 06:01 PM   #9
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That's because the majority of this country needed some idiot they could relate to.
So, its a United States of Idiots?
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Old 11-29-2005, 06:08 PM   #10
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Anyone have the link to the speech writer video???
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Old 11-29-2005, 06:08 PM   #11
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LMAO
My fav is the pollution one. The rest of them I can at least imagine what he might have meant but that one. Who the fuck knows.
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Old 11-29-2005, 10:41 PM   #12
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At least he made me laugh this time. LoL
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