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chshkt 11-29-2005 03:01 PM

Funny Quotes of George W. Bush
 
Ladies and Gentlemen, The President of the United States:

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"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
- George W. Bush


"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
- George W. Bush


"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
- George W. Bush

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"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
- George W. Bush



"The future will be better tomorrow."
- George W. Bush



"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
- George W. Bush



"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
- George W. Bush

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"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
- George W. Bush



"Public speaking is very easy."
- George W. Bush



"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
- George W. Bush


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"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
- George W. Bush



"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
- George W. Bush



"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
- George W. Bush



"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
- George W. Bush



"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
- George W. Bush

God help America.....

L4 libido 11-29-2005 05:50 PM

now I am feeling like a genius

MikeyFingaz 11-29-2005 05:52 PM

haha, some of those are classic

Michaelious 11-29-2005 05:55 PM

well there is hope for the rest of us then

Bluewire Ross 11-29-2005 05:57 PM

A nation governed by a dumb ass! Tsk! Tsk!

Scott McD 11-29-2005 05:59 PM

And they voted him in. Twice !! :thumbsup

shermo 11-29-2005 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD
And they voted him in. Twice !! :thumbsup

That's because the majority of this country needed some idiot they could relate to.

Tala 11-29-2005 06:01 PM

I don't feel quite so stupid now. Thanks. :)

Wait. I didn't feel stupid in the first place. I didn't vote for him.

Bluewire Ross 11-29-2005 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shermsshack
That's because the majority of this country needed some idiot they could relate to.

So, its a United States of Idiots? :1orglaugh

pornguy 11-29-2005 06:08 PM

Anyone have the link to the speech writer video???

babz4u 11-29-2005 06:08 PM

LMAO
My fav is the pollution one. The rest of them I can at least imagine what he might have meant but that one. Who the fuck knows.

Brent_Moe 11-29-2005 10:41 PM

At least he made me laugh this time. LoL


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