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Old 11-29-2005, 09:25 PM   #1
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3 Day Special! 25% off SEO Classes! + check out this new top 10 google spot!

I am offering a 3 day special until Dec. 1st - 25% OFF on all my 1on1 SEO classes.

I have posted here on GFY many times and I have now taught 25+ people from GFY etc everything they need to know about the SE's to get TOP TEN SPOTS!

Before I go any further let me show you some examples of top ten spots I have now and the NEW exciting spot I just recently got for a client:

HOT NEW TOP TEN SPOT - "GAY PORN" IN GOOGLE:
http://www.google.com/search?sourcei...:en&q=gay+porn - gaymoviedome.com

Other examples:

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&l...3Aen&q=nubiles - Nubilesgirls.com
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=nub...&cop=&ei=UTF-8 - Nubilegirls.com
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=fre...b-t&fl=0&x=wrt - roccomovies.net
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=fre...b-t&fl=0&x=wrt - roccomovies.net
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=fre...b-t&fl=0&x=wrt - roccomovies.net
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=fre...b-t&fl=0&x=wrt - roccomovies.net
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&l...n&q=sex+movies - roccomovies.net
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=bus...&cop=&ei=UTF-8 - 995busty.com
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=bus...b-t&fl=0&x=wrt - 995busty.com
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=big...&cop=&ei=UTF-8 - joggs.com
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&l...Aen&q=big+tits - joggs.com
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=han...&cop=&ei=UTF-8 - simplyhandjobs.deluxepass.com/index-main.html

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I offer 2 different courses:

Full course (for seo noobs) - 4 to 6 hours of teaching + endless ongoing support - $1000 (sale price $750)
Advanced course (for people who know seo but havent got results) - 2 to 3 hours of teaching + endless ongoing support - $500 (sale price $375)

I do all teaching one on one via skype/phone/icq.

It is also possible to purchase a transcript of a previous taught course for a further 10% discount where you take the info and read/learn it on your own time - then get back together with me to ask specific questions and devise a specific attack plan for your sites or for what you have in mind.

All courses come with access to 100+ link trades from sites with PR


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I teach you everything from adult to mainstream to blackhat.
I teach you how everything works and why it does.
I teach you how to get top ten spots for huge keywords (like shown above).
I teach you how to get traffic from google and yahoo within a week on smaller terms.
I teach you how to grow your se traffic.
I teach you how to effectively expand your se site portfolio.
I review your sites and figure out the best strategy for maximzing its success.
I give you an attack plan to follow once we are done on what to build etc.
I provide endless ongoing support to answer questions, proof work before uploading etc.

There is nothing you will need to "figure out" everything is laid out for you so you have a clear understanding of how evertying works and also a clear cut plan of what to build to achieve whatever you want.

With my information there is absolutely no way you can fail.

FAQ
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Q. How much time does it take work on SEO for me to get anywhere?
A. 1hr per day and you can build yourself quite a large revenue stream.

Q. How long does it take before I notice results in the SE's?
A. Approx 60-90 days for a competitive big terms in Yahoo (12months in google unless its an old domain) and 7-10 days for small terms in google and yahoo.

Q. What kind of technical knowledge do I need to do this?
A. Just basic understanding of html and the ability to make webpages.

Q. What about other expenses for SEO sites?
A. Your only expenses are domain registration and extremely cheap hosting. A cheap $35/mth hosting package is enough to sustain 8 websites.

Q. Do I need content etc to put on my SEO sites?
A. No. You can use 100% advertisements on your sites - there are no restrictions in that aspect. You have complete control to put what you want and change it anytime.

Q. Who are you?
A. My name is Mike and I live in Vancouver BC Canada. I have been involved in the adult industry since 2000. I have been offerring seo services for the last 2 years. I am responsible for many top ten rankings for clients (which you can see above) and I have taught 25+ people from this board SEO over the since I began offering teaching services.

Q. Why is teaching better? Can't I just pay you to get my site ranked for me?
A. By learning how to do it yourself you are able to create 10+ sites for ranking. This way you are guaranteed success because you arent limited to having 1 site get ranked or not. The nature of the se's is that even if you do everything right only a fraction 50-75% of your sites will rank well. By working on multiple sites you ensure success.

Q. Isn't this kind of information available free on the internet?
A. Some of it is yes. If you want to spend a year reading through all the information out there and try and determine what is true and what works etc... then go through all the trial and error wihtout knowing any shortcuts etc - be my guest - most people's time is worth more than this headache. There is also a lot of information I teach that you can not find anywhere on the net for free. The same can be said about the adult industry in general... every aspect of the adult industry has tutorials and info out there readily available and yet 80% of webmasters don't make more than $2k/mth. Those other 20% know something you dont - they are working a different plan of attack then you are.

Q. What if the core fundamentals of how SE's rank sites changes drastically some day?
A. I will figure out how to get ranked and then pass that info along to all my students.

Q. If you are so good at seo - why offer these services at all - why not just make your own sites?
A. I used to do this - then I sold all my sites to a program owner I have been consulting and teaching as my primary income for the last several years. This takes up much of my time and I'm content with the lifestyle this gives me. I have started working on my own sites again after now having totally refined the seo process so once my own sites are up and ranked I will no longer be offering consutling/teaching services. So take advantage of this while its still available ;)

All of my students are very happy and some of them are starting to see great results already

I can provide many references of happy students.

I am the only seo consutlant to post on GFY with examples of top ten results and many happy references.

If you have any questions or to get started and arrange a time for teaching or to purchase a copy of a transcript please hit me up on icq 333485092 or email at [email protected]
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Old 11-29-2005, 09:27 PM   #2
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Damn, that Google spot is gold!

My domains have been getting more Google love recently also...
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Old 11-29-2005, 09:29 PM   #3
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rents due on the first too.. what a coincidence.
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Old 11-29-2005, 09:31 PM   #4
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Your competition is pricing you out of the market Jojojo. http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=545409

You're gonna have to lower your prices by at least half to stay competitive.
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Old 11-29-2005, 09:32 PM   #5
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Your competition is pricing you out of the market Jojojo. http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=545409

You're gonna have to lower your prices by at least half to stay competitive.
lol yeah that guys is hilarious - I love his quote about not liking google traffic cuzit burns too much bw
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Old 11-29-2005, 09:40 PM   #6
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for everyone that doubts this guy he's solid and will give you what you pay for... what you're paying for is information

while he does offer trades from his own network YOU STILL HAVE TO WORK on your own

from my experience, he'll give you a crash course on how to get started and also answer any future questions you may have... he hasnt kept any "secrets" or anything like that... you will get exactly what you need

and so far i see lots of people bashing him yet he's one of the only guys that have actually posted PROOF of what he's capable of

sure you can read up all you want on seo sites, dissect messageboard posts... and waste weeks to months on trial and error or you can hit the ground running by spending a few bucks
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Old 11-29-2005, 09:46 PM   #7
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rents due on the first too
Damn, thanks for reminding me!
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Old 11-29-2005, 10:02 PM   #8
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I couldnt afford to tell all. Not for 1k , even from 50 people.

I also couldnt afford to post that many examples. (allthough i have them and better..lol)

Good Luck JoJoJo
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Old 11-29-2005, 10:06 PM   #9
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you got any exp. in the Penis enlargement side of SE's?
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you got any exp. in the Penis enlargement side of SE's?
Yes... that would fall under mainstream. With my classes you can get top ten spots for 'penis enlargement' 'penis pills' etc etc
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Old 11-29-2005, 10:54 PM   #11
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for everyone that doubts this guy he's solid and will give you what you pay for... what you're paying for is information

while he does offer trades from his own network YOU STILL HAVE TO WORK on your own

from my experience, he'll give you a crash course on how to get started and also answer any future questions you may have... he hasnt kept any "secrets" or anything like that... you will get exactly what you need

and so far i see lots of people bashing him yet he's one of the only guys that have actually posted PROOF of what he's capable of

sure you can read up all you want on seo sites, dissect messageboard posts... and waste weeks to months on trial and error or you can hit the ground running by spending a few bucks
thx bro

hit me up people! don't miss the boat
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Old 11-30-2005, 12:31 AM   #12
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heh I have a bunch of top 10 spots for various nubiles girls.

did you pay off all your old debts? I saw you made good on at least one of em.
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Old 11-30-2005, 12:34 AM   #13
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heh I have a bunch of top 10 spots for various nubiles girls.

did you pay off all your old debts? I saw you made good on at least one of em.
Why would he owe people money? The guy is an SEO whiz and if you can get top rankings in Google you certainly would not be in debt.
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heh I have a bunch of top 10 spots for various nubiles girls.

did you pay off all your old debts? I saw you made good on at least one of em.
Yeah everything has been taken care of - gratz on the nubiles listings
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lots of crazy seo threads on GFY - bump for mine
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thanks MJ for getting me those SE spots
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How about I just thorw my money in the garbage?
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How about I just thorw my money in the garbage?
Wouldn't suprise me if you did... I noticed you asking "is this guy really from ibill" after 55 replies http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...=546134&page=2
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thanks MJ for getting me those SE spots
my pleasure
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I am currently moving up in SE's with jojojo's help and I am liking what I am seeing so far. I try to spend as much time as possible on SEO as possible. That being said my progress is a little slower than most, although I am pleased with the results. This is not a false statemnets on jojojo's part he can help you on your way.

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http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&...%3Aen&q=nubiles - Nubilesgirls.com

I see nothing on the SERP from nubilesgirls.com
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How about I just thorw my money in the garbage?
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Old 11-30-2005, 10:10 AM   #23
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http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&...%3Aen&q=nubiles - Nubilesgirls.com

I see nothing on the SERP from nubilesgirls.com
I see it at #10... Probably still shuffling?

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I see it at #4 for "nublies"
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Cool information, helped me in the SEO game a bit
And he still provides me with quality hard links so it's all good
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LMAO, jojojo is paying people to jump in and post how great his services are




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Here's a hint: real seo players don't sell themselves.
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LMAO, jojojo is paying people to jump in and post how great his services are
They are past clients.
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If anything I paid him. I'm just telling it like I see it.
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LMAO, jojojo is paying people to jump in and post how great his services are




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I am currently moving up in SE's with jojojo's help and I am liking what I am seeing so far. I try to spend as much time as possible on SEO as possible. That being said my progress is a little slower than most, although I am pleased with the results. This is not a false statemnets on jojojo's part he can help you on your way.

On top of that anybody interested in Trading Hard Links should give me a shout.
Thanks for the kind words

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Why are you posting your links? Whats to stop me from viewing your source...analyzing it and your keywords....checking your links...and saving myself $$$$
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Why are you posting your links? Whats to stop me from viewing your source...analyzing it and your keywords....checking your links...and saving myself $$$$
Why view mine - view the #1 guy if you think thats all you need to be successful lol...

I CAN do work for people but I'd prefer to teach that way everyone is happy The examples posted above are work I have done FOR people.
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Old 11-30-2005, 03:40 PM   #34
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Why would he owe people money? The guy is an SEO whiz and if you can get top rankings in Google you certainly would not be in debt.
he's demonstrated that he can get results... that point is irrefutable..

he's owed ppl money before.. all that shows is perhaps he's financially irresponsible..

you need to keep in mind the 2 are not mutually exclusive..
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Okay, pipe down you swabbies, lemme tell you the real deal about JoJoJo...

I've been around the web and one of the first guys doing toon stuff online and one of the rare few still functioning. I only do this part-part time but even then I make more dough than most.

I try to go overboard to please a client and it's rare I'll take on clients nowadays because many people don't know how to communicate. If I endorse someone's products and/or services you can bet it's because they've done a job worthy of praise.

JoJoJo offered up a deal and I took it. I have to say I've been having more fun! It's a comic story unto itself. Funniest part is when I had to pay him I wired it via Western Union and the woman on the phone barely spoke English and had a 'tude and instead of sending the dough to Canada sent it to Colorado instead. That's after I spelled the name and the city in Canada to send it. When I had to call Western Union to correct the problem, Western Union rep let me know in no uncertain terms the woman who fucked up, reallllllly fucked up. I bet she's on a street corner now holding up a sign that says " Will fuck up your phone messages for food."

Anyway, we got the situation straightened out and JoJoJo and I had a ball for HOURS going over the fundamentals of SEO. I really had fun because I had known alot of it from years and years ago and I kept laughing my ass off when JoJoJo kept reminding me of what I was doing wrong and right. Very simple stuff! Yet there were little known goodies that had come up over the years I wasn't aware of and it gave me a better understanding of the procedures.

Just his patience and basic structure was well worth the dough. I could have spent another $500 on more Disney Big Figs ( big ass statues of Mickey, Snow White, Donald Duck etc. that ROCK ASS) but I said, 'Na, just pay the man and get some knowledge'.

So with JoJoJo, it was a fun two-three day chat with a nice guy who has gone wayyyy overboard to provide service. It's no magic bullet and he'll tell you that along the line. It takes work and planning and more work. Lazy don't cut it so don't expect magic fairies to fly out of your butt overnight. Sometimes they do! Many a time by sheer dumb luck I've done something to my site and it shot up in the SE's. I was in top ten in Yahoo for many years then things went pay and I dropped but my stats increased anyway. They do so by default. That's also part of JoJoJo's course. You have to get down to bare knuckles and bare math. Plus there's always that 'luck of the draw'. I had had health problems for years out here in Los Angeles and it was fucking up my production. Three years of this shit and no doctor could figure it out. It took some Hawaiian Punch to do the job instead. Showed me you have to do the work yourself, study, and get that dumb luck fairy to show up.

Any service has two parts. The service and results. So far the service is way above board. JoJoJo really went out of his way. I'm hoping he continues as I fine tune things and go over the course notes. He's even dropped in via ICQ to see how things are going. It's still too early to tell if there will be trumpeting success but I always get trumpeting success when I put my ass in gear and follow sound advice. So time will tell as I clean up my sites and redesign etc.

Bottom line is service and results. I learned that from CA Dave years ago. He was one of the few who actually listened to us webmasters. He and the CA crew go overboard to do the best job. Remember how Legendary Lars used to hook people up with Andy Dunn from SexSwap? Every week a new goodie! That kind of service. Many of you guys on this board have been around a long time too and remember the old days when people shared info and hooked each other up big time. Sometimes it's a hook-up, sometimes you pay. Bottom line is service. So far, JoJoJo proved the service part big time.
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Okay, pipe down you swabbies, lemme tell you the real deal about JoJoJo...

I've been around the web and one of the first guys doing toon stuff online and one of the rare few still functioning. I only do this part-part time but even then I make more dough than most.

I try to go overboard to please a client and it's rare I'll take on clients nowadays because many people don't know how to communicate. If I endorse someone's products and/or services you can bet it's because they've done a job worthy of praise.

JoJoJo offered up a deal and I took it. I have to say I've been having more fun! It's a comic story unto itself. Funniest part is when I had to pay him I wired it via Western Union and the woman on the phone barely spoke English and had a 'tude and instead of sending the dough to Canada sent it to Colorado instead. That's after I spelled the name and the city in Canada to send it. When I had to call Western Union to correct the problem, Western Union rep let me know in no uncertain terms the woman who fucked up, reallllllly fucked up. I bet she's on a street corner now holding up a sign that says " Will fuck up your phone messages for food."

Anyway, we got the situation straightened out and JoJoJo and I had a ball for HOURS going over the fundamentals of SEO. I really had fun because I had known alot of it from years and years ago and I kept laughing my ass off when JoJoJo kept reminding me of what I was doing wrong and right. Very simple stuff! Yet there were little known goodies that had come up over the years I wasn't aware of and it gave me a better understanding of the procedures.

Just his patience and basic structure was well worth the dough. I could have spent another $500 on more Disney Big Figs ( big ass statues of Mickey, Snow White, Donald Duck etc. that ROCK ASS) but I said, 'Na, just pay the man and get some knowledge'.

So with JoJoJo, it was a fun two-three day chat with a nice guy who has gone wayyyy overboard to provide service. It's no magic bullet and he'll tell you that along the line. It takes work and planning and more work. Lazy don't cut it so don't expect magic fairies to fly out of your butt overnight. Sometimes they do! Many a time by sheer dumb luck I've done something to my site and it shot up in the SE's. I was in top ten in Yahoo for many years then things went pay and I dropped but my stats increased anyway. They do so by default. That's also part of JoJoJo's course. You have to get down to bare knuckles and bare math. Plus there's always that 'luck of the draw'. I had had health problems for years out here in Los Angeles and it was fucking up my production. Three years of this shit and no doctor could figure it out. It took some Hawaiian Punch to do the job instead. Showed me you have to do the work yourself, study, and get that dumb luck fairy to show up.

Any service has two parts. The service and results. So far the service is way above board. JoJoJo really went out of his way. I'm hoping he continues as I fine tune things and go over the course notes. He's even dropped in via ICQ to see how things are going. It's still too early to tell if there will be trumpeting success but I always get trumpeting success when I put my ass in gear and follow sound advice. So time will tell as I clean up my sites and redesign etc.

Bottom line is service and results. I learned that from CA Dave years ago. He was one of the few who actually listened to us webmasters. He and the CA crew go overboard to do the best job. Remember how Legendary Lars used to hook people up with Andy Dunn from SexSwap? Every week a new goodie! That kind of service. Many of you guys on this board have been around a long time too and remember the old days when people shared info and hooked each other up big time. Sometimes it's a hook-up, sometimes you pay. Bottom line is service. So far, JoJoJo proved the service part big time.
Wow I really appreciate the great feedback Greg!

I'm happy you are happy

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Okay, pipe down you swabbies, lemme tell you the real deal about JoJoJo...

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Wow, now that is some praise
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Wow, now that is some praise
I can feel the love <3

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I'm kind of impressed that this thread stayed flame-free... Where's the usual jojojo hateclub?
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True, I find it hard to believe he would sell his services if they are that good. If you can get a top 10 placement for "penis enlargement" you're golden.
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True, I find it hard to believe he would sell his services if they are that good. If you can get a top 10 placement for "penis enlargement" you're golden.
I have many top ten spots for huge keywords and 25+ happy students - what more can you ask for??

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Hey jojojo,

I'm looking forward to picking up where we left off! I've been off the radar for a while working on some new features etc. for my site but I'll contact you on icq at some point today and we'll talk! I'm looking forward to learning some new stuff and I really enjoy the clear concise ways you explain things!

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Hey JOJO... just wanted to let you know... this site you showed as example... I just took a look at it... http://www.gaymoviedome.com/... it's is far away from having a good SEO... it is there because it has some 1900+ links... the on page SEO sucks... lots of keyword stuffing... repeats... even the TITLE is not properly set... so if this is how you adviced your client to do... I have to tell you are not quite a good SEO guy.... and your prices are pretty high... so ppl if you want to learn almost all the SEO tips&tricks (because nobody in the world doesn't know them , not even the guys at google) email me at razvan at blackbookescorts dot com.. just 300$ for 1 week of training 1-2 hours per day and this includes analysing your site, your keywords(how many clicks per day, competitors) how to become better than your competitors, all the on page and off page SEO just email me and let me know ... now Jojo you have some competition in here... let's see what will happen ...
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Btw pradaboy ... I can get you top 10 with that keyword... if you are interested hit me up at razvan at blackbookescorts dot com ... money paid only after you get the results so you don't have to worry about me trying to ripp you off
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Hey JOJO... just wanted to let you know... this site you showed as example... I just took a look at it... http://www.gaymoviedome.com/... it's is far away from having a good SEO... it is there because it has some 1900+ links... the on page SEO sucks... lots of keyword stuffing... repeats... even the TITLE is not properly set... so if this is how you adviced your client to do... I have to tell you are not quite a good SEO guy.... and your prices are pretty high... so ppl if you want to learn almost all the SEO tips&tricks (because nobody in the world doesn't know them , not even the guys at google) email me at razvan at blackbookescorts dot com.. just 300$ for 1 week of training 1-2 hours per day and this includes analysing your site, your keywords(how many clicks per day, competitors) how to become better than your competitors, all the on page and off page SEO just email me and let me know ... now Jojo you have some competition in here... let's see what will happen ...
wtf are you talking about

I did this work FOR a client who even with 1900+ links wasn't even in the top 500 for gay porn and now he is top ten.

The title isn't set properly lol?? I'm looking at your site and this is your title tag:

AngelsDesign angels design website design logos marketing webdesign seo banners

LOL noob...

My prices aren't high... my advanced course is only $375

You get what you pay for in life.

But maybe you guys should hire this no name broken english noob who has no references and no examples of top spots - just his own site to go on which has this great title tag lol
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Btw pradaboy ... I can get you top 10 with that keyword... if you are interested hit me up at razvan at blackbookescorts dot com ... money paid only after you get the results so you don't have to worry about me trying to ripp you off

You cant do shit bro.

Paste some serps.

Ill take penis enlargement in top 5 name your price. Like you said, ill pay after the term takes.
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Hey JOJO... just wanted to let you know... this site you showed as example... I just took a look at it... http://www.gaymoviedome.com/... it's is far away from having a good SEO... it is there because it has some 1900+ links... the on page SEO sucks... lots of keyword stuffing... repeats... even the TITLE is not properly set... so if this is how you adviced your client to do... I have to tell you are not quite a good SEO guy.... and your prices are pretty high... so ppl if you want to learn almost all the SEO tips&tricks (because nobody in the world doesn't know them , not even the guys at google) email me at razvan at blackbookescorts dot com.. just 300$ for 1 week of training 1-2 hours per day and this includes analysing your site, your keywords(how many clicks per day, competitors) how to become better than your competitors, all the on page and off page SEO just email me and let me know ... now Jojo you have some competition in here... let's see what will happen ...
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Btw pradaboy ... I can get you top 10 with that keyword... if you are interested hit me up at razvan at blackbookescorts dot com ... money paid only after you get the results so you don't have to worry about me trying to ripp you off

Ahem.

http://www.google.com/search?sourcei...=angels+design

The seo pro whose site dont even show on its own domain search.
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