Make Your Own Oscer Acceptance Speech - GoFuckYourself.com

Clay · 03-24-2002, 06:59 PM

You've just won, You walk to the stage and Grab your Oscar, You step to the mike and say....

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Pipecrew · 03-24-2002, 07:05 PM

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XXXPaysiteDesign · 03-24-2002, 07:05 PM

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FADE19 · 03-24-2002, 07:08 PM

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Brian911 · 03-24-2002, 07:09 PM

I did not expect anything else..

I want to thank me, myself and I who made this possible.
you can hear and read my full speech at
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XXXPaysiteDesign · 03-24-2002, 07:15 PM

Brian - its not loading? what's up..?

FADE19 · 03-24-2002, 07:23 PM

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SykkBoy · 03-24-2002, 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FADE19
ya...I am getting a 404 too???
and you call yourself a webmaster....you are what SleazyDream eats for lunch:Graucho

Brian is a quadruple big mac with cheese???

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Brian911 · 03-24-2002, 07:39 PM

I DIDNT WIN IT _YET_ !

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Paul -C- · 03-24-2002, 07:40 PM

"Thanks".

SykkBoy · 03-24-2002, 07:44 PM

mine would be:

I want thank the big guy downstairs for making it happen
satan, we love you man and couldn't have done it without you
Oh and I want to Melissa Joan Hart for doing the triple dildo sex scene with Cameron Diaz in the clown suit and Alyssa Milano dressed as a bearded lady....

oh, and Russell Crowe, I shot a wad in Meg Ryan's mouth, so there!

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GTS Mark · 03-24-2002, 07:53 PM

I would like to thank the GFY Academy for demoralizing my morals and beliefs. I would like to thank Lensman and TopBucks for lining my wallet and also Spacedog for his constant banter as without him I would have very little content to ridicule.

Thank you!

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FATPad · 03-24-2002, 08:34 PM

I hate you all and thank no one but myself.

SykkBoy · 03-24-2002, 08:41 PM

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SykkBoy · 03-24-2002, 11:31 PM

I may have to revise mine to
"thanks for FINALLY getting Halle Berry off the goddamned stage so I can collect my award for best bestiality themed animation movie - short subject"

ADIDAS · 03-24-2002, 11:32 PM

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Satan · 03-25-2002, 04:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy2
mine would be:

I want thank the big guy downstairs for making it happen
satan, we love you man and couldn't have done it without you
Oh and I want to Melissa Joan Hart for doing the triple dildo sex scene with Cameron Diaz in the clown suit and Alyssa Milano dressed as a bearded lady....

oh, and Russell Crowe, I shot a wad in Meg Ryan's mouth, so there!

Hey no problem, at leased someone recognises my worth

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Brian911 Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 654	I DIDNT WIN IT _YET_ ! do you think I spend a single cent on a domain unless I can advertise it ? watch for a guy who looks like a mix of arnold schwarzenegger, russel crow and leonardo di caprio.. if I win, it WILL be online __________________ - Brian [ a directive occured while processing this error ]

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FADE19 Snow's Parole Officer Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: mud hut next to Bin Laden's Posts: 1,161	First I would like to thank.......You know what...fuck that shit...none of you sorry asses helped me get where I am today..so fuck off! oh by the way....I have a promotional offer on my site....free access for 48 hours....the site was professionally created by Tennis Ace....so check it out!

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FADE19 Snow's Parole Officer Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: mud hut next to Bin Laden's Posts: 1,161	ya...I am getting a 404 too??? and you call yourself a webmaster....you are what SleazyDream eats for lunch

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SykkBoy Jesus loves bacon Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Sin City, Motherfucker Posts: 19,969	mine would be: I want thank the big guy downstairs for making it happen satan, we love you man and couldn't have done it without you Oh and I want to Melissa Joan Hart for doing the triple dildo sex scene with Cameron Diaz in the clown suit and Alyssa Milano dressed as a bearded lady.... oh, and Russell Crowe, I shot a wad in Meg Ryan's mouth, so there! __________________ Support my new movie “The Second Coming” Last edited by SykkBoy2; 03-24-2002 at 08:04 PM..

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SykkBoy Jesus loves bacon Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Sin City, Motherfucker Posts: 19,969	well, I have three partial screenplays written "Las Vegas Vampire Hookers", "Rim Of Hell" and "A Night In Hell House" wonder if I should be dusting off a place on the mantle??? __________________ Support my new movie “The Second Coming”

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