Make Your Own Oscar Acceptance Speech
 

You've just won, You walk to the stage and Grab your Oscar, You step to the mike and say....

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Thank you thank you, I dont think i could of done it without shooting a load on Cameron diaz's face after fucking tara reid in the ass! I love you hoes!

Thanks to all the people who made this possible.

I will be holding a huge orgy after the show at the motel 6 down the street, any bitches that wanna participate are welcome.

First I would like to thank.......You know what...fuck that shit...none of you sorry asses helped me get where I am today..so fuck off! oh by the way....I have a promotional offer on my site....free access for 48 hours....the site was professionally created by Tennis Ace....so check it out!

:Graucho

I did not expect anything else..

I want to thank me, myself and I who made this possible.
you can hear and read my full speech at
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Brian - its not loading? what's up..?

ya...I am getting a 404 too???
and you call yourself a webmaster....you are what SleazyDream eats for lunch:Graucho

Brian is a quadruple big mac with cheese???

I would Say im Oscer and you all Can suck my Dick

Oh yea Lick my ass too

I DIDNT WIN IT _YET_ !

do you think I spend a single cent on a domain unless I can advertise it ? :Graucho

watch for a guy who looks like a mix of arnold schwarzenegger, russel crow and leonardo di caprio.. if I win, it WILL be online :thumbsup

"Thanks".

mine would be:

I want thank the big guy downstairs for making it happen
satan, we love you man and couldn't have done it without you
Oh and I want to Melissa Joan Hart for doing the triple dildo sex scene with Cameron Diaz in the clown suit and Alyssa Milano dressed as a bearded lady....

oh, and Russell Crowe, I shot a wad in Meg Ryan's mouth, so there!

I would like to thank Pam Anderson for giving me Hep

:( :(

I would like to thank the GFY Academy for demoralizing my morals and beliefs. I would like to thank Lensman and TopBucks for lining my wallet and also Spacedog for his constant banter as without him I would have very little content to ridicule.

Thank you!

DH

PARTY NAKED AT MY HOUSE!!! :Graucho

"NIB HIGHSCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!" ( Happy Gilmore)

I hate you all and thank no one but myself.

well, I have three partial screenplays written "Las Vegas Vampire Hookers", "Rim Of Hell" and "A Night In Hell House" wonder if I should be dusting off a place on the mantle???

I may have to revise mine to
"thanks for FINALLY getting Halle Berry off the goddamned stage so I can collect my award for best bestiality themed animation movie - short subject"

I would like to take this time to thank all the little people who kissed my ass!

Hey no problem, at leased someone recognises my worth :winkwink: