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Bluewire Ross · 11-28-2005, 10:26 PM

Do they offer this at Starbucks?

Coffee Alamid is Philippine civet coffee that comes only from the sweetest coffee cherries of the Philippine forests. The palm civets that naturally propagate the sugar palm trees are also the same civets that choose and eat these ripe cherries. The beans are then fermented in the digestive system of the civets, then excreted as whole beans. The coffee farmers pick these civet droppings during coffee season.

Coffee Alamid is a natural blend of the Philippine finest Liberica, Exelsa, Robusta and Arabica beans. The nocturnal civets freely roam the forests in the wild. The beans are all collected in the wild.
Coffee Alamid when roasted, has sweet, chocolatey aroma that heightens the senses. It is light and naturally sweet. Its fine and smooth taste is perfect for a good morning start. It is a winning formula during high power meetings. Enjoy it black and pure to savor its true taste and aroma.

Mike Okitch · 11-28-2005, 10:27 PM

I knew that Starbucks was shit but that's over the top.

tony286 · 11-28-2005, 10:29 PM

oh thats creates a wonderful mental pic yuck lol

Mike Okitch · 11-28-2005, 10:37 PM

Bluewire Ross · 11-28-2005, 10:38 PM

The product sells for 3,500 pesos (64 dollars) per kilogram (2.2 pounds) or retails in bottles for about 450 pesos for 100 grams -- enough for about 12 cups...

2HousePlague · 11-28-2005, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike Okitch

3,600, yo --

-- in a flash, I'll bet --

2hp

knoxville · 11-28-2005, 10:48 PM

no doubt about it, starbucks is the number one coffee shop.

Bluewire Ross · 11-28-2005, 11:53 PM

Alright,Starbucks rules the caffeine world! But that coffee from a shit was one of kind!

PixeLs · 11-29-2005, 12:20 AM

If I heard it right, the farmers collect the seed from the wildcats' shit and roast them carefully to make a perfect and unique coffee product.. Cool--I wish I could try this.

Bluewire Ross · 11-29-2005, 12:58 AM

Yes, Pixels..you got it right!

Brent_Moe · 11-29-2005, 03:53 AM

Cool! I never thought they could discover such coffee exotic type.

hova · 11-29-2005, 03:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Okitch

that's my southpark hero

knoxville · 11-29-2005, 04:41 AM

Still shit to me.

reynold · 11-29-2005, 05:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PixeLs

If I heard it right, the farmers collect the seed from the wildcats' shit and roast them carefully to make a perfect and unique coffee product.. Cool--I wish I could try this.

coffee from a shit? you got to be kidding me.

Bluewire Ross · 11-29-2005, 04:10 PM

Yes, Reynold. A coffee from a wildcat shit! Grande or Venti size?

L4 libido · 11-29-2005, 05:36 PM

that Christmas poop is very funny.

Hey You . . . I Know You! · 11-29-2005, 05:47 PM

Juicy D. Links who naturally propagates the sugar palm trees is also the same person who chooses and eats these ripe cherries. The beans are then fermented in the digestive system of Juicy, then excreted as whole beans in a thick hairy shit log. The coffee farmers pick through Juicy's hairy shit logs and find these beans during coffee season.

Bluewire Ross · 11-29-2005, 05:53 PM

Cool stuff Juicy!

pornguy · 11-29-2005, 05:59 PM

That story circled the interweb a few months ago.

DaddyHalbucks · 11-29-2005, 06:01 PM

Dat's da shit!

;)

Vitasoy · 11-29-2005, 06:13 PM

Heard about it a while ago.. Pretty sick if you think about it

nico-t · 11-29-2005, 06:40 PM

lol.. i was expecting another one of those hot japanese videos..

webcrawler · 11-29-2005, 06:40 PM

Same old shit.

Bluewire Ross · 11-29-2005, 06:52 PM

Let's have a coffee break!

karlm · 11-29-2005, 06:58 PM

Bet that shit would taste nice

Bluewire Ross · 11-29-2005, 07:00 PM

You got it right!This is probably the best Shit!

2HousePlague · 11-29-2005, 07:10 PM

What's this thread about again -- ? --

2hp

Bluewire Ross · 11-29-2005, 07:13 PM

caffeine from the shit.

swedguy · 11-29-2005, 07:23 PM

Kopi Luwak - I saw that my coffee store got some when I was there last time. I'll get some tomorrow. Could be interesting to try

Bluewire Ross · 11-29-2005, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swedguy

Kopi Luwak - I saw that my coffee store got some when I was there last time. I'll get some tomorrow. Could be interesting to try

Great! Can I have a cup of it?

Bluewire Ross · 11-29-2005, 11:14 PM

Yawn......!

AsianDevil · 11-29-2005, 11:19 PM

Lol, makes you wonder who was jonesing enough to try it in the first place =_)

SmokeyTheBear · 11-29-2005, 11:39 PM

you didnt seriously get that did you ?

SmokeyTheBear · 11-29-2005, 11:41 PM

are you gonna get the pentagon on the other arm ?

Bluewire Ross · 11-30-2005, 07:15 PM

Coffee,anyone?

Brent_Moe · 12-01-2005, 02:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hey You . . . I Know You!

Juicy D. Links who naturally propagates the sugar palm trees is also the same person who chooses and eats these ripe cherries. The beans are then fermented in the digestive system of Juicy, then excreted as whole beans in a thick hairy shit log. The coffee farmers pick through Juicy's hairy shit logs and find these beans during coffee season.

Now the question is;

How's the taste?

Bluewire Ross · 12-01-2005, 09:28 PM

Yup, we're all eager to know how much caffeine we could get from that shit.

Bluewire Ross · 12-04-2005, 10:35 PM

Yawn! I need a cup of coffee!

11-28-2005, 10:26 PM	#1
Bluewire Ross Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 2,169	Coffee from A Shit Do they offer this at Starbucks? Coffee Alamid is Philippine civet coffee that comes only from the sweetest coffee cherries of the Philippine forests. The palm civets that naturally propagate the sugar palm trees are also the same civets that choose and eat these ripe cherries. The beans are then fermented in the digestive system of the civets, then excreted as whole beans. The coffee farmers pick these civet droppings during coffee season. Coffee Alamid is a natural blend of the Philippine finest Liberica, Exelsa, Robusta and Arabica beans. The nocturnal civets freely roam the forests in the wild. The beans are all collected in the wild. Coffee Alamid when roasted, has sweet, chocolatey aroma that heightens the senses. It is light and naturally sweet. Its fine and smooth taste is perfect for a good morning start. It is a winning formula during high power meetings. Enjoy it black and pure to savor its true taste and aroma. __________________ Cam2CamLive! Feature Rich Flash-Based Cam Site Script MAINSTREAM WEB DESIGN CUSTOM ILLUSTRATIONS [email protected] ICQ:259-582-973YahooIM: ross_collado1975

11-28-2005, 10:27 PM	#2
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11-28-2005, 10:48 PM	#7
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Hey You . . . I Know You! Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 1,908	Juicy D. Links who naturally propagates the sugar palm trees is also the same person who chooses and eats these ripe cherries. The beans are then fermented in the digestive system of Juicy, then excreted as whole beans in a thick hairy shit log. The coffee farmers pick through Juicy's hairy shit logs and find these beans during coffee season.

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11-29-2005, 11:14 PM	#31
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