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Bluewire Ross 11-28-2005 10:26 PM

Coffee from A Shit
 
Do they offer this at Starbucks?

Coffee Alamid is Philippine civet coffee that comes only from the sweetest coffee cherries of the Philippine forests. The palm civets that naturally propagate the sugar palm trees are also the same civets that choose and eat these ripe cherries. The beans are then fermented in the digestive system of the civets, then excreted as whole beans. The coffee farmers pick these civet droppings during coffee season.

Coffee Alamid is a natural blend of the Philippine finest Liberica, Exelsa, Robusta and Arabica beans. The nocturnal civets freely roam the forests in the wild. The beans are all collected in the wild.
Coffee Alamid when roasted, has sweet, chocolatey aroma that heightens the senses. It is light and naturally sweet. Its fine and smooth taste is perfect for a good morning start. It is a winning formula during high power meetings. Enjoy it black and pure to savor its true taste and aroma.

Mike Okitch 11-28-2005 10:27 PM

I knew that Starbucks was shit but that's over the top.

tony286 11-28-2005 10:29 PM

oh thats creates a wonderful mental pic yuck lol

Mike Okitch 11-28-2005 10:37 PM

http://www.analthai.com/pics/Hankey.jpg

Bluewire Ross 11-28-2005 10:38 PM

The product sells for 3,500 pesos (64 dollars) per kilogram (2.2 pounds) or retails in bottles for about 450 pesos for 100 grams -- enough for about 12 cups...

2HousePlague 11-28-2005 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Okitch

3,600, yo -- :thumbsup -- in a flash, I'll bet -- :)



2hp

knoxville 11-28-2005 10:48 PM

no doubt about it, starbucks is the number one coffee shop. :thumbsup

Bluewire Ross 11-28-2005 11:53 PM

Alright,Starbucks rules the caffeine world! But that coffee from a shit was one of kind!

PixeLs 11-29-2005 12:20 AM

If I heard it right, the farmers collect the seed from the wildcats' shit and roast them carefully to make a perfect and unique coffee product.. Cool--I wish I could try this. :)

Bluewire Ross 11-29-2005 12:58 AM

Yes, Pixels..you got it right!

Brent_Moe 11-29-2005 03:53 AM

Cool! I never thought they could discover such coffee exotic type. :)

hova 11-29-2005 03:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Okitch

that's my southpark hero

knoxville 11-29-2005 04:41 AM

Still shit to me. :disgust

reynold 11-29-2005 05:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PixeLs
If I heard it right, the farmers collect the seed from the wildcats' shit and roast them carefully to make a perfect and unique coffee product.. Cool--I wish I could try this. :)

coffee from a shit? you got to be kidding me. :disgust

Bluewire Ross 11-29-2005 04:10 PM

Yes, Reynold. A coffee from a wildcat shit! Grande or Venti size? :1orglaugh

L4 libido 11-29-2005 05:36 PM

that Christmas poop is very funny.

Hey You . . . I Know You! 11-29-2005 05:47 PM

Juicy D. Links who naturally propagates the sugar palm trees is also the same person who chooses and eats these ripe cherries. The beans are then fermented in the digestive system of Juicy, then excreted as whole beans in a thick hairy shit log. The coffee farmers pick through Juicy's hairy shit logs and find these beans during coffee season.

Bluewire Ross 11-29-2005 05:53 PM

Cool stuff Juicy!

pornguy 11-29-2005 05:59 PM

That story circled the interweb a few months ago.

DaddyHalbucks 11-29-2005 06:01 PM

Dat's da shit!

;)

Vitasoy 11-29-2005 06:13 PM

Heard about it a while ago.. Pretty sick if you think about it

nico-t 11-29-2005 06:40 PM

lol.. i was expecting another one of those hot japanese videos..

:Oh crap

webcrawler 11-29-2005 06:40 PM

Same old shit.

Bluewire Ross 11-29-2005 06:52 PM

Let's have a coffee break!

karlm 11-29-2005 06:58 PM

Bet that shit would taste nice

Bluewire Ross 11-29-2005 07:00 PM

You got it right!This is probably the best Shit!

2HousePlague 11-29-2005 07:10 PM

What's this thread about again -- ? -- :winkwink:


2hp

Bluewire Ross 11-29-2005 07:13 PM

caffeine from the shit.

swedguy 11-29-2005 07:23 PM

Kopi Luwak - I saw that my coffee store got some when I was there last time. I'll get some tomorrow. Could be interesting to try :)

Bluewire Ross 11-29-2005 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swedguy
Kopi Luwak - I saw that my coffee store got some when I was there last time. I'll get some tomorrow. Could be interesting to try :)

Great! Can I have a cup of it?

Bluewire Ross 11-29-2005 11:14 PM

Yawn......!

AsianDevil 11-29-2005 11:19 PM

Lol, makes you wonder who was jonesing enough to try it in the first place =_)

SmokeyTheBear 11-29-2005 11:39 PM

http://www.retakingamerica.com/files...y_bill_big.jpg

you didnt seriously get that did you ?

SmokeyTheBear 11-29-2005 11:41 PM

are you gonna get the pentagon on the other arm ?

http://www.milaircomms.com/images/20pentagon.jpg

Bluewire Ross 11-30-2005 07:15 PM

Coffee,anyone?

Brent_Moe 12-01-2005 02:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hey You . . . I Know You!
Juicy D. Links who naturally propagates the sugar palm trees is also the same person who chooses and eats these ripe cherries. The beans are then fermented in the digestive system of Juicy, then excreted as whole beans in a thick hairy shit log. The coffee farmers pick through Juicy's hairy shit logs and find these beans during coffee season.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
Now the question is;

How's the taste?

Bluewire Ross 12-01-2005 09:28 PM

Yup, we're all eager to know how much caffeine we could get from that shit.

Bluewire Ross 12-04-2005 10:35 PM

Yawn! I need a cup of coffee!


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