Paris Hilton Loses her Monkey - GoFuckYourself.com

Tayethin · 11-28-2005, 01:51 PM

Oh my god.. when is this girl going to grow up, or at least start a beastiality site.

http://www.tcnnews.com/content/view/370/2/

Maxy · 11-28-2005, 01:52 PM

Hilton Freaks Over Lost Monkey

Blond babe Paris Hilton was reportedly devastated after Los Angeles authorities took away her pet monkey, named Baby Luv, due to the fact that monkeys are considered illegal pets.

The star broke down and refused to give herself the pet to the authorities so, the legal representative went to her home and confiscated the animal.

A source told Britain's Daily Star newspaper: "Paris adores animals but she's too impulsive and often buys exotic pets without understanding how to care for them or whether they can legally be kept as pets."

The source added: "She recently fell in love with a baby kangaroo while filming in Queensland and asked for it to be boxed up and shipped back home. But she was forced to send it back when she discovered they grow up to be very violent," the insider added.

Paris bought the little monkey during a trip to Las Vegas last summer and ever since the animal has been her favorite pet.

StickyGreen · 11-28-2005, 01:54 PM

she's a fucking retard...

pr0 · 11-28-2005, 01:57 PM

There was an entire southpark episode on this already, remember she wanted to buy butters? Her dog shot himself in the head, & she pulled out the book of dead pets?

JFK · 11-28-2005, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by StickyGreen

she's a fucking retard...

NAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW you really think ???

XPays · 11-28-2005, 01:59 PM

she sells better than turkey for thanksgiving - see sig

phonesex · 11-28-2005, 02:08 PM

Hilton is a hoe. Wonder where her parents are.

Sosa · 11-28-2005, 02:16 PM

oh fucking no

CuriousToyBoy · 11-28-2005, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by XPays

she sells better than turkey for thanksgiving - see sig

That she does - XPays still banks it for her !

SilentKnight · 11-28-2005, 03:58 PM

Paris is a self-promoting Einstein. A squad of fiction writers couldn't dream up the ridiculous shit she pulls.

Hollywood Horwitz · 11-28-2005, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by pr0

There was an entire southpark episode on this already, remember she wanted to buy butters? Her dog shot himself in the head, & she pulled out the book of dead pets?

southpark is so fucking brilliant,matt stone/trey parker is a genius..

Za Ha · 11-28-2005, 04:49 PM

Poor Paris, I hope she gets the monkey back.
Stupid cops always pick on her.

L4 libido · 11-28-2005, 05:55 PM

if you think of it a bestiality site featuring her might become a hit.

XPays · 11-28-2005, 05:56 PM

her tv show just got picked up by E! Television...

Downtime · 11-28-2005, 05:58 PM

she's such a slut but I'd hit it in a heartbeat

Bluewire Ross · 11-28-2005, 05:59 PM

That's HOT!

com · 11-28-2005, 06:03 PM

id name my pet monky spanky

Drake · 11-28-2005, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Bluewire Ross

That's HOT!

webcrawler · 11-28-2005, 06:47 PM

she belongs to the zoo.

PixeLs · 11-28-2005, 07:34 PM

I can be a perfect pet for her if she wants.

Spunky · 11-28-2005, 07:36 PM

She probably forgot about it already

poorwebmaster · 11-28-2005, 08:13 PM

tony286 · 11-28-2005, 08:14 PM

fuck her and her lost money who cares

RogerV · 11-28-2005, 08:22 PM

I remember when she had a baby tiger in her 1 bedroom apartment 4 years ago

FuckU2 · 11-28-2005, 08:33 PM

selfish cun.t

Brent_Moe · 11-29-2005, 04:52 AM

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Originally Posted by RogerV

I remember when she had a baby tiger in her 1 bedroom apartment 4 years ago

I never thought you've been stalking her as ell dude.

reynold · 11-29-2005, 05:04 AM

I'd rather see her naked than to react with this bs issue.

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