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woj 11-29-2005 08:04 AM

50 "seo"s... :glugglug

Nicky 11-29-2005 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil1
Ill give you $1,000 per functional google priority ID's. every one. no limit.

I'd be very interested in that too. Doubt he can get us some though.....

Marshal 11-29-2005 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ebus_dk
and my name is Kristoffer Wolfgang Hansen
Deelfree to call me at +45 2797 2147 - my info is public record - go ahead

actually i don't care... :D
i suppose this arguing is over now?

Machete_ 11-29-2005 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nettrust
actually i don't care... :D
i suppose this arguing is over now?

there was never a argument - I will continue to warn webmaster about paying for "seo" advice from you, because what you do can seriously hurt their business. I dont care what you think of be. People know im honest, and that is all that matter

Marshal 11-29-2005 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ebus_dk
there was never a argument - I will continue to warn webmaster about paying for "seo" advice from you, because what you do can seriously hurt their business. I dont care what you think of be. People know im honest, and that is all that matter

Being honest? Where did you see me on work? :D LOL!
Keep your advices for yourself...

You are being so great in SEO? I saw your TGP's running great... with less than 2k visits... :D LOL!!

Please, do us a favor and leave this thread in peace...

Why people don't like then?

I have never heard of a single unsatisfied customer that used my services. If there's one I would be glad to do a chargeback... :)

So, does anyone want SEO or not?
If you do please contact me, if you don't then stop your further reading here...

Thanks!

Marshal 11-29-2005 08:45 AM

I appreciate that many of you guys don`t know me but I do have a long history with SEO and have studied it for many years. I have many sites that I am developing and would love to offer assistance to others at a reasonable rate.

I am certainly not as advanced as many of the webmasters here but I do have a strong knowledge on good practises and am learning more and more.

I would like to apologize to WiredGuy for the hard words told last night... I saw some of his works and I perceived I made a mistake... ;)
Sorry, WG!

Machete_ 11-29-2005 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nettrust
Being honest? Where did you see me on work? :D LOL!
Keep your advices for yourself...

You are being so great in SEO? I saw your TGP's running great... with less than 2k visits... :D LOL!!

Please, do us a favor and leave this thread in peace...

Why people don't like then?

I have never heard of a single unsatisfied customer that used my services. If there's one I would be glad to do a chargeback... :)

So, does anyone want SEO or not?
If you do please contact me, if you don't then stop your further reading here...

Thanks!

its a parked domain (all the TGPS are) we are waiting for the last new pay-sites to get done before we unleash the traffic we have ordered. You can read that in the post where we gave out the 50 first free submit accounts.

I will never show anyone our seo projects - but the sponsors don't seem to complain

This is how much our SE traffic suck on a daily basis on the best site...
http://xxxstuff.com/test/seotoday.jpg

Marshal 11-29-2005 09:03 AM

look at the address bar... where did you see .gz file is shown as html? :D
ok, stop posting here, please...

Machete_ 11-29-2005 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nettrust
look at the address bar... where did you see .gz file is shown as html? :D
ok, stop posting here, please...

what kind of idiot do you think NOT use the GZ compression tool to his stats files?
.... and you said you knew Apache? how much space do you think extensive logging on a 50k site uses a day?.. This is a little clue to how little you know of monitoring which is one of the most important parts of SEO

thewebgarage 11-29-2005 09:10 AM

I'm looking for top positions on infoseek

Krille 11-29-2005 09:13 AM

why you don't show some example one a more difficult search term?

Marshal 11-29-2005 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thewebgarage
I'm looking for top positions on infoseek

i see no infoseek anymore... did you mean www.go.com (Powered by Yahoo)?
you could simply say Yahoo... :D

Marshal 11-29-2005 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ebus_dk
what kind of idiot do you think NOT use the GZ compression tool to his stats files?
.... and you said you knew Apache? how much space do you think extensive logging on a 50k site uses a day?.. This is a little clue to how little you know of monitoring which is one of the most important parts of SEO

you know nothing! ofcourse i would use gzip for logs, but you cannot display gz (compressed) file in browser as it is pure html! :D LOL!

that's not important anymore... do you have something useful to do in this thread or only to cure your ego? walk your way in peace... oh, i almost forget: thanks for bumping my thread! ;)

your further posts > null!

Linguist 11-29-2005 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nettrust
you know nothing! ofcourse i would use gzip for logs, but you cannot display gz (compressed) file in browser as it is pure html! :D LOL!

that's not important anymore... do you have something useful to do in this thread or only to cure your ego? walk your way in peace... oh, i almost forget: thanks for bumping my thread! ;)

your further posts > null!

Cure the ego? Isn't that what you've been doing this whole thread yourself? Show me one post of yours where you're not trying to tell others how l33t of a seo ninja you are.
If you feel bored with your seo masterdom, then why not give some useful advice? I'm sure that'll get you clients a lot faster than any of your previous posts.

Btw, if you had any decent traffic, last thing you'd be doing is bragging about being able to fit 3 tgps on 10gigs of traffic. :2 cents:

Marshal 11-29-2005 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sjelefall
Cure the ego? Isn't that what you've been doing this whole thread yourself? Show me one post of yours where you're not trying to tell others how l33t of a seo ninja you are.
If you feel bored with your seo masterdom, then why not give some useful advice? I'm sure that'll get you clients a lot faster than any of your previous posts.

Look at the post #56
I'm not an elite SEO, I have never said that... Sorry if you've got that impression... :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sjelefall
Btw, if you had any decent traffic, last thing you'd be doing is bragging about being able to fit 3 tgps on 10gigs of traffic. :2 cents:

As I said: quality, not quantity... What would you like better: plenty of shitty traffic with conversion rates over 1:5000 or 100 times less of the quality traffic with conversion rates under 1:20? Do you get my point now?

Linguist 11-29-2005 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nettrust
As I said: quality, not quantity... What would you like better: plenty of shitty traffic with conversion rates over 1:5000 or 100 times less of the quality traffic with conversion rates under 1:20? Do you get my point now?

3 sites cramped into 10gigs of traffic says nothing about the quality. Your site could be burning 100gigs of traffic, and be converting exactly the same.
Same about conversion ratios, they tell nothing without knowledge of the product being sold... you could be converting at 1:20 for $0.25 per free e-mail, or at 1:500 for $150 per genital magnifier extraordinaire.

Now if you told me that you spent $100 on bandwidth/IPs/domains, automated your html creation, and got $1000+ back, then I'll surely be a lot more impressed than knowing your bandwidth usage. :)

Btw, rhetorical question: if you have access to both 1:5000 traffic and 1:200 then why compromise and only choose one?

fuzebox 11-29-2005 10:13 AM

You're an idiot.

Why are you trying to get seo traffic for your great "3 fake tgps using 10gb/mo" anyway? Who would spend all that time trying to get fresh se visitors so that you can show them a hundred galleries of free porn?

Spider Ninja 11-29-2005 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hardlinks
No conclusion, if "sweet latina ass" is his best term (and on msn) then the guy has absolutely no clue what the fuck he is doing and shouldnt be charging for his "knowledge"

I'm #5 on MSN for "How to be come a ninja" also I got "search optimizayion" nailed down flat on Google :thumbsup :thumbsup

toddler 11-29-2005 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nettrust
look at the address bar... where did you see .gz file is shown as html? :D
ok, stop posting here, please...


wow you really don't know shit do you?

Reading this thread is like watching a train wreck, you know you have better things to do, but can't help yourself.

Nicky 11-29-2005 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spider Ninja
I got "search optimizayion" nailed down flat on Google :thumbsup :thumbsup

wow, I change my mind, you are good :1orglaugh

Spider Ninja 11-29-2005 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nicky
wow, I change my mind, you are good :1orglaugh

haha...hey bro, i am totally rocking :pimp

PAR 11-29-2005 08:45 PM

Well I do have to say I dont know alot of the people in this thread but Wiredguy sends me some great SEO traffic that converts... so I would have to say he knows his shit...

WG- hope you see you at the GFY xmass party...

WiredGuy 11-29-2005 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platinum Paul
Well I do have to say I dont know alot of the people in this thread but Wiredguy sends me some great SEO traffic that converts... so I would have to say he knows his shit...

WG- hope you see you at the GFY xmass party...


Thanks, and yeah, I'll be there Friday - Sunday, staying @ Metropolitan hotel. If I get in early enough on Friday I might swing by your offices.
WG

fuzebox 11-29-2005 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nettrust
you know nothing! ofcourse i would use gzip for logs, but you cannot display gz (compressed) file in browser as it is pure html! :D LOL!

that's not important anymore... do you have something useful to do in this thread or only to cure your ego? walk your way in peace... oh, i almost forget: thanks for bumping my thread! ;)

your further posts > null!

Umm... What modern browser doesn't have built in gzip support?

Really now, do some research.

Violetta 11-29-2005 09:26 PM

Am I the only person on gfy feeling that this is a bit unfair? Nettrust seems like a fair guy to me, and has defended himself pretty good in this thread!

Well, shoot me for beeing naive, but if I was your mother, I would say SHAME on you all!

I might hit you up Nettrust for a talk! :)

Unless someone can tell my why not, using some REAL arguments!

ss821z 11-29-2005 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nettrust
you know nothing! ofcourse i would use gzip for logs, but you cannot display gz (compressed) file in browser as it is pure html! :D LOL!

Wrong wrong wrong.

ss821z 11-29-2005 09:50 PM

Nearly ALL your posts are in competition threads:

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/search...nduser&u=57363

I feel sorry for you.

Violetta 11-29-2005 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ss821z
Nearly ALL your posts are in competition threads:

So?

45678

chaze 11-29-2005 10:06 PM

I have "porn tgp" on ther first page of Google.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&l...gp&btnG=Search

:)

Skills to pay the bills.

Spider Ninja 11-29-2005 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chaze
I have "porn tgp" on ther first page of Google.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&l...gp&btnG=Search

:)

Skills to pay the bills.

:thumbsup :thumbsup

pocketkangaroo 11-30-2005 12:45 AM

Those who can't.....

enjoyhas 11-30-2005 01:40 AM

seo professional
 
Hello

Seo professional from 4 to 5 years experience had been worked with many adult sites and make them rank top in google and as well as YAHOO , MSN ...

if your interseted just ICQ me: 292-360-844

thanks
anjoyhas

bdld 11-30-2005 02:10 AM

i have plenty of sites with good rankings, why in the world would i want to tell people how i did it, for a measily $200? these idiots selling their services have the same knowledge that is readily available on google, one search away.

knoxville 11-30-2005 02:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by enjoyhas
Hello

Seo professional from 4 to 5 years experience had been worked with many adult sites and make them rank top in google and as well as YAHOO , MSN ...

if your interseted just ICQ me: 292-360-844

thanks
anjoyhas

hey anjoyhas it's your fist post here. welcome to GFY.

enjoyhas 11-30-2005 03:19 AM

thanks
 
Hello Knoxville

Thank you very for welcoming me if you need any seo help you are most welcome to email or icq me or pm


thanks again
seo professional

Young 11-30-2005 03:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by enjoyhas
Hello Knoxville

Thank you very for welcoming me if you need any seo help you are most welcome to email or icq me or pm


thanks again
seo professional

fuck off. spamming whore. you don't know shit.

Hardlinks 11-30-2005 03:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by enjoyhas
Hello Knoxville

Thank you very for welcoming me if you need any seo help you are most welcome to email or icq me or pm


thanks again
seo professional


http://image-cache.boostcruising.com...funnyfile1.jpg

Marshal 11-30-2005 07:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockatansky
Am I the only person on gfy feeling that this is a bit unfair? Nettrust seems like a fair guy to me, and has defended himself pretty good in this thread!

Well, shoot me for beeing naive, but if I was your mother, I would say SHAME on you all!

I might hit you up Nettrust for a talk! :)

Unless someone can tell my why not, using some REAL arguments!

Thanks, mate! This is what became so common on GFY: flamming others so you can be better in your eyes... I'd bet that less than 10% of people here is really working... Personally, I don't take hard their insults... I'm only doing my work... ;)

Thanks for your support! :thumbsup
Feel free to contact me on ICQ#: 53667259

nettrust
Sweet Latina Ass

Marshal 11-30-2005 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ss821z
Nearly ALL your posts are in competition threads:

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/search...nduser&u=57363

I feel sorry for you.

Any spammer here?

Do I see 80 posts? Come on guys, didn't you see that dual nicks are not allowed on GFY. I would definitely contact Eric to consult the logs and see who fucked up the thing once again... :D

High Quality 11-30-2005 07:59 AM

Heh, what a sweet deal. $200!!

Marshal 11-30-2005 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by High Quality
Heh, what a sweet deal. $200!!

i'm available for all of you... hit me on ICQ... ;)

beta-tester 11-30-2005 08:21 AM

bump for seo experts professionals, and the rest "pimped" with seo skills guys to jump in here and show some love to all of us :D LOL

Spider Ninja 11-30-2005 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beta-tester
bump for seo experts professionals, and the rest "pimped" with seo skills guys to jump in here and show some love to all of us :D LOL

haha...bumping for the bump

Marshal 11-30-2005 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beta-tester
bump for seo experts professionals, and the rest "pimped" with seo skills guys to jump in here and show some love to all of us :D LOL

Did you smoke some pot again?

beta-tester 11-30-2005 08:27 AM

no, not again :D that shit kicks ass :pimp

Marshal 11-30-2005 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beta-tester
no, not again :D that shit kicks ass :pimp

i would like to see you "SEO skills" now... :D LOL!
not even infoseek would spider that site... LOL! ;)

hey, let's get serious, are you stoned again?

ss821z 11-30-2005 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nettrust
Any spammer here?

Do I see 80 posts? Come on guys, didn't you see that dual nicks are not allowed on GFY. I would definitely contact Eric to consult the logs and see who fucked up the thing once again... :D

Cry me a river :1orglaugh

Now go ahead and compete for a posting contest with surfers :1orglaugh

beta-tester 11-30-2005 08:41 AM

bro, I don't show my work in public, as many people do...that's simply because I don't want 100's of them to copy my work and fuck me up. My SEO skills are my problem, and I'll not discuss furthermore on this topic...I just can tell that I managed to get into top 15 in yahoo and top30 in google for specified keyword searched 5K times daily according to Wordtracker ;)

Thanks for your attention ;)

Marshal 11-30-2005 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ss821z
Cry me a river :1orglaugh

Now go ahead and compete for a posting contest with surfers

Why not? You don't have a clue how hard is to win a contest...
And you would join and only post whore in the same contests, but using your real nick... :pimp LOL!

Marshal 11-30-2005 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beta-tester
bro, I don't show my work in public, as many people do...that's simply because I don't want 100's of them to copy my work and fuck me up. My SEO skills are my problem, and I'll not discuss furthermore on this topic...I just can tell that I managed to get into top 15 in yahoo and top30 in google for specified keyword searched 5K times daily according to Wordtracker ;)

Thanks for your attention ;)

No problem! ;)
I cannot see how you could copy someone's work... Hey, jump over and bring some more weed... ;)


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