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jimthefiend · 11-28-2005, 06:05 AM

Repeat, this is NOT a drill.

Details follow:

We woke early (9am) on the 23rd. Still mildly intoxicated from the previous night we nursed our hangovers by watching some Fox News and drinking coffee.

Later at around 11am; we showered, did a couple of shots of tequila and went to eat lunch at Long John Silvers where she obtained her long awaited paper pirate hat. Afterwards, we went to the mall. I purchased this really cool sign at an antique place, she bought some shoes and some other stuff that I can't remember.

The sign:

[img]http://www.********************/hsign.jpg[/img]

We killed enough time so that we'd be sober enough for the marriage to be legal, then went to the courthouse where we were married by some old lady with saggy tits.

The courtroom we used was small, and to the back there was a window in a door through which during the ceremony we could clearly see several people in orange jumpsuits waiting to go before a judge.

Apropos, that.

Anyway, the end.

You may send cards, gifts, crack cocaine and mail bombs to:

James Kirkman
3299 Walnut Springs Drive
Bloomington, Indiana
47401

Harmon · 11-28-2005, 06:10 AM

congrats, I guess

Tala · 11-28-2005, 06:11 AM

Congrats. I think.

jimthefiend · 11-28-2005, 06:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon

congrats, I guess

Thanks.

This is NOT a drill.

Manowar · 11-28-2005, 06:13 AM

congratsss

jimthefiend · 11-28-2005, 06:14 AM

We celebrated wtih lunch and drinks at Nicks English Hut, followed by more drinks at Kilroys.

Then went home and had a few more drinks and some sex.

cool1 · 11-28-2005, 06:31 AM

Congrats and that sign is a awesome find

KingK7 · 11-28-2005, 06:57 AM

Hehe congrats

Tania · 11-28-2005, 07:04 AM

congrats

Furious_Female · 11-28-2005, 07:09 AM

Congrats

chemicaleyes · 11-28-2005, 07:26 AM

Grats!

Rob · 11-28-2005, 07:28 AM

Congrats, Bro.

Dasha · 11-28-2005, 07:28 AM

Quote:

Later at around 11am; we showered, did a couple of shots of tequila and went to eat lunch at Long John Silvers where she obtained her long awaited paper pirate hat

ya this will last

miss wild · 11-28-2005, 07:32 AM

Congrats

jimthefiend · 11-28-2005, 07:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dasha

ya this will last

I've seen alot of marriages built on less endure.

You're likely picking out a nice dress for your fleshlight as we speak.
So stfu noob.

Thanks Rob, and everyone else. Except Dasha, he's a fuckstain.

Th!nk · 11-28-2005, 07:38 AM

congrats on that

newbreed · 11-28-2005, 07:59 AM

Good job Jim, I'm glad to hear it all went well.

MikeyFingaz · 11-28-2005, 08:01 AM

congrats to you man

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Ice · 11-28-2005, 08:10 AM

Congrats man.... but we want pics damit

Downtime · 11-28-2005, 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cool1

Congrats and that sign is a awesome find

Fuck yeah it is, it's good to see there are more conservative's around here too.

Congrats on the marriage!

Adultnet · 11-28-2005, 08:46 AM

congrats...

High Quality · 11-28-2005, 08:48 AM

Why do I even read your threads jim?

seeric · 11-28-2005, 08:52 AM

what kind of tequila?

EroticySteve · 11-28-2005, 08:56 AM

Congrats Jim.

There is something very "My Name is Earl" about that arrangement.

Seriously though, congrats.

BeezyDesigns · 11-28-2005, 09:06 AM

Congats..

fetishblog · 11-28-2005, 09:12 AM

That sign kicks ass! I want one. Oh yeah. Congrats. I think.

selena · 11-28-2005, 09:13 AM

Congrats to you and your Mrs.

The part about the commerative paper pirate hat made my eyes well with tears.

Ace_luffy · 11-28-2005, 09:14 AM

congrats then

angelro · 11-28-2005, 09:29 AM

congrats dude

jimthefiend · 11-28-2005, 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by High Quality

Why do I even read your threads jim?

I always just assumed that someone was holding a gun to your head.

MindyBlingBucks · 11-28-2005, 10:04 AM

Congrats!

MandyBlake · 11-28-2005, 10:30 AM

congratulations!!!

MikeVega · 11-28-2005, 10:33 AM

Congrats ... It sounds very romantic ...

SetTheWorldonFire · 11-28-2005, 10:34 AM

congrats

CDSmith · 11-28-2005, 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend

You're likely picking out a nice dress for your fleshlight as we speak.
So stfu noob.

Damn man.... except for the part about people outside in orange jumpsuits waiting to get in, that is my dream wedding day.

Dude, you're living my dream.

Ice · 11-28-2005, 10:40 AM

Where are the pics?

Ice · 11-28-2005, 10:43 AM

jimthefiend · 11-28-2005, 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ice

We were wearing jeans so you dont know jack shit dude.

Brujah · 11-28-2005, 11:56 AM

I actually like that cake.

adultchica · 11-28-2005, 11:58 AM

Congratulations Jim the Fiend!

Maxy · 11-28-2005, 11:59 AM

Congrats!

....those trash munchies look good....

Elli · 11-28-2005, 12:15 PM

Congratulations to the both of you

TexasDreams · 11-28-2005, 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ice

Best Wedding Cake ever!!!

webair · 11-28-2005, 12:52 PM

congrads and good luck mah man

Tim · 11-28-2005, 01:11 PM

Congrats

LiveDose · 11-28-2005, 01:13 PM

Whoa that sounds like the back drop to my wedding too...

PixeLs · 11-28-2005, 11:53 PM

Congrats and best wishes to you dude!

tony286 · 11-28-2005, 11:55 PM

congrats and best of luck

baddog · 11-29-2005, 02:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend

The courtroom we used was small, and to the back there was a window in a door through which during the ceremony we could clearly see several people in orange jumpsuits waiting to go before a judge.

You old romantic you.

boneprone · 11-29-2005, 02:22 AM

Huge Congrats Man!!

I remember you saying you were gunna get married, glad to see you did it!

Good move.

Wish you all the Best.

BP4L Approved.

Congrats.

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