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As you wish...
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18 years, 18 years, and on her 18th birthday...
...he found out it wasn't his!
(how badly would THAT suck?) |
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yeah at that point i'd have to drive my car into a wall...
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as in it wasnt his kid afterall?
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i dont get it!!! ?
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It would suck sure, but after 18 years of loving and raising a child, biologically or not, "it" would be his.
The wife however, would be an ex-wife in very quick fashion. |
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As you wish...
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As you wish...
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That's what Kanye West says anyway. Sounds about right. |
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What, you watching Maury?
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Speaking of Kanye, did anyone see Barbara Walters 10 most fascinating people of '05? KW made the top 10. He comes from a well educated family that has always stood up for what they believe. Plus I give him props for rapping about some heavy subjects in his rhymes and not the typical gangsta rap.
Now i ain't sayin she's a gold digga...
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What about a 18 year old woman that finds out she wasn't raised by her true father... Same shit, isn't it - or is it all about the money?
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Sucks for the bitch because she ends up hurting her child and the man that was supporting her. Personally, I think the child should abandon the mother & the man divorce her - but that's just me.
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About $250k down the drain.
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HE comes off pretty well educated but I don't think he's a great rap artist.
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it would really hurt to know that after 18 years of nurturing a child, you will finally discover that it wasn't yours. in this situation, the child doesn't have to do anything about it, it's between the parents. they should be clearing things out...for the child!
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That's what scares me as a father. I know it sounds paranoid, and I hardly ever think this way, but consider this for a moment: aside from a DNA test, how do you know the child is really yours?
I also cannot know for sure that I have not fathered other children and never been told about it. |
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She take my money when I'm in need
Yea she's a trifflin friend indeed Oh she's a gold digga way over town That dig's on me [Chorus:] (She takes my money) Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm Need) But she aint messin wit no broke niggaz (She takes my money) Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm need) but she aint messin wit no broke niggaz get down girl gone head get down (I gotta leave) get down girl gone head get down (I gotta leave) get down girl gone head get down (I gotta leave) get down girl gone head [Verse 1:] Cutie the bomb Met her at a beauty salon With a baby louis vuitton Under her underarm She said I can tell you ROC I can tell by ya charm Far as girls you got a flock I can tell by ya charm and ya arm but I'm lookin for the one have you seen her My psychic told me she have a ass like Serena Trina, Jennifer Lopez, four kids An i gotta take all they bad ass to show-biz Ok get ya kids but then they got their friends I Pulled up in the Benz, they all got up In We all went to Den and then I had to pay If you fuckin with this girl then you betta be payed You know why It take too much to touch her From what I heard she got a baby by Busta My best friend say she use to fuck wit Usher I dont care what none of yall say I still love her [Chorus:] (She takes my money) Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm Need) But she aint messin wit no broke niggaz (She takes my money) Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm need) but she aint messin wit no broke niggaz get down girl gone head get down (I gotta leave) get down girl gone head get down (I gotta leave) get down girl gone head get down (I gotta leave) get down girl gone head [Verse 2:] 18 years, 18 years She got one of yo kids got you for 18 years I know somebody payin child support for one of his kids His baby momma's car and crib is bigger than his You will see him on TV Any Given Sunday Win the Superbowl and drive off in a Hyundai She was spose to buy ya shorty TYCO with ya money She went to the doctor got lypo with ya money She walkin around lookin like Michael with ya money Should of got that insured got GEICO for ya moneeey If you aint no punk holla We Want Prenup WE WANT PRENUP!, Yeaah It's something that you need to have Cause when she leave yo ass she gone leave with half 18 years, 18 years And on her 18th birthday he found out it wasn't his [Chorus:] (She takes my money) Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm Need) But she aint messin wit no broke niggaz (She takes my money) Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm need) but she aint messin wit no broke niggaz get down girl gone head get down (I gotta leave) get down girl gone head get down (I gotta leave) get down girl gone head get down (I gotta leave) get down girl gone head [Verse 3:] Now I aint sayin you a gold digger you got needs You dont want ya dude to smoke but he can't buy weed You got out to eat and he cant pay yall cant leave There's dishes in the back, he gotta roll up his sleeves But why yall washin watch him He gone make it into a Benz out of that Datson He got that ambition baby look in his eyes This week he moppin floorz next week it's the fries So, stick by his side I know his dude's ballin but yea thats nice And they gone keep callin and tryin But you stay right girl But when you get on he leave yo a** for a white girl Get down girl gone head get down Get down girl gone head get down get down girl gone head get down get down girl gone head (lemme hear dat bak) |
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def would suck ass.
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that would be killer
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white people are funny
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When it rains, it pours
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lock and load
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I would find the guy who was the real father and make him pay me $$$$, Then take care of the lying bitch.
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I aint saying shes a golddigger
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Can everyone please stop quoting that retarded song...
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couldn't you sue in that case?
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18 years would really make a big difference depending on the relationship of the dad and the kid.
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(JK) He should BANG her to get back at the Mother
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I'll face the mirror and tell to that face I see on the opposite how stupid he has been..
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kanye west sucks.
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I guess it still doesn't change your feelings toward the kid..you still helped raise him/her
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that would just be fucked up
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If you can prove the mother knew about it, you can technically sue the mother.
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As you wish...
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Wow... didn't expect so much discussion in this thread.
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kanye west = rap music for nerds...
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at least he can fuck her now without feeling guilty
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Your wife deserves something for keeping a lie on you for 18 years.
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now thats fucked.
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