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Donny 11-30-2005 06:49 AM

18 years, 18 years, and on her 18th birthday...
 
...he found out it wasn't his!



(how badly would THAT suck?)

jacked 11-30-2005 06:50 AM

yeah at that point i'd have to drive my car into a wall... :1orglaugh

MikeyFingaz 11-30-2005 06:51 AM

as in it wasnt his kid afterall?

FlogTheLog 11-30-2005 06:51 AM

i dont get it!!! ?

Lycanthrope 11-30-2005 06:51 AM

It would suck sure, but after 18 years of loving and raising a child, biologically or not, "it" would be his.

The wife however, would be an ex-wife in very quick fashion.

MikeyFingaz 11-30-2005 06:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lycanthrope
It would suck sure, but after 18 years of loving and raising a child, biologically or not, "it" would be his.

The wife however, would be an ex-wife in very quick fashion.

agreed.....:thumbsup:

Donny 11-30-2005 06:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeyFingaz
as in it wasnt his kid afterall?

Yep. That would suck wouldn't it?

Donny 11-30-2005 06:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lycanthrope
It would suck sure, but after 18 years of loving and raising a child, biologically or not, "it" would be his.

The wife however, would be an ex-wife in very quick fashion.

Well in this case the "baby momma" just wanted the child support. 18 years, no more support, "he found out it wasn't his".

What a gold digga...

adultchica 11-30-2005 06:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flogthelog
i dont get it!!! ?

You've never heard golddigger by kanye west? lol

MikeyFingaz 11-30-2005 06:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DonovanPhillips
Well in this case the "baby momma" just wanted the child support. 18 years, no more support, "he found out it wasn't his".

What a gold digga...

holy fuck!!! you mean the mom knew it wasnt his at birth, but still told this poor guy it was his JUST FOR CHILD SUPPORT!!!???!!! wtf.

Donny 11-30-2005 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeyFingaz
holy fuck!!! you mean the mom knew it wasnt his at birth, but still told this poor guy it was his JUST FOR CHILD SUPPORT!!!???!!! wtf.


That's what Kanye West says anyway. Sounds about right.

MattO 11-30-2005 07:16 AM

What, you watching Maury?

LauraLee 11-30-2005 07:25 AM

Speaking of Kanye, did anyone see Barbara Walters 10 most fascinating people of '05? KW made the top 10. He comes from a well educated family that has always stood up for what they believe. Plus I give him props for rapping about some heavy subjects in his rhymes and not the typical gangsta rap.

Now i ain't sayin she's a gold digga...

PlugRush Sascha 11-30-2005 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lycanthrope
It would suck sure, but after 18 years of loving and raising a child, biologically or not, "it" would be his.

The wife however, would be an ex-wife in very quick fashion.

True, true.

PoKo 11-30-2005 07:44 AM

What about a 18 year old woman that finds out she wasn't raised by her true father... Same shit, isn't it - or is it all about the money?

Trixxxia 11-30-2005 07:50 AM

Sucks for the bitch because she ends up hurting her child and the man that was supporting her. Personally, I think the child should abandon the mother & the man divorce her - but that's just me.

High Quality 11-30-2005 07:51 AM

About $250k down the drain. :(

WebairGerard 11-30-2005 08:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lycanthrope
It would suck sure, but after 18 years of loving and raising a child, biologically or not, "it" would be his.

The wife however, would be an ex-wife in very quick fashion.

Agreed. Though it would still fuck up your head.

Rinaldo 11-30-2005 08:02 AM

HE comes off pretty well educated but I don't think he's a great rap artist.

Th!nk 11-30-2005 08:09 AM

it would really hurt to know that after 18 years of nurturing a child, you will finally discover that it wasn't yours. in this situation, the child doesn't have to do anything about it, it's between the parents. they should be clearing things out...for the child!

StuartD 11-30-2005 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DonovanPhillips
What a gold digga...

I ain't sayin she's a gold digga....

Libertine 11-30-2005 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LauraLee
Speaking of Kanye, did anyone see Barbara Walters 10 most fascinating people of '05? KW made the top 10. He comes from a well educated family that has always stood up for what they believe. Plus I give him props for rapping about some heavy subjects in his rhymes and not the typical gangsta rap.

Now i ain't sayin she's a gold digga...

Yes, I see how it could be "fascinating" that an educated family produced a rapper.

rowan 11-30-2005 09:13 AM

That's what scares me as a father. I know it sounds paranoid, and I hardly ever think this way, but consider this for a moment: aside from a DNA test, how do you know the child is really yours?

I also cannot know for sure that I have not fathered other children and never been told about it.

Pete-KT 11-30-2005 09:18 AM

She take my money when I'm in need
Yea she's a trifflin friend indeed
Oh she's a gold digga way over town
That dig's on me

[Chorus:]
(She takes my money)
Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm Need)
But she aint messin wit no broke niggaz
(She takes my money)
Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm need)
but she aint messin wit no broke niggaz
get down girl gone head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl gone head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl gone head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl gone head

[Verse 1:]
Cutie the bomb
Met her at a beauty salon
With a baby louis vuitton
Under her underarm
She said I can tell you ROC
I can tell by ya charm
Far as girls you got a flock
I can tell by ya charm and ya arm
but I'm lookin for the one
have you seen her
My psychic told me she have a ass like Serena
Trina, Jennifer Lopez, four kids
An i gotta take all they bad ass to show-biz
Ok get ya kids but then they got their friends
I Pulled up in the Benz, they all got up In
We all went to Den and then I had to pay
If you fuckin with this girl then you betta be payed
You know why
It take too much to touch her
From what I heard she got a baby by Busta
My best friend say she use to fuck wit Usher
I dont care what none of yall say I still love her

[Chorus:]
(She takes my money)
Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm Need)
But she aint messin wit no broke niggaz
(She takes my money)
Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm need)
but she aint messin wit no broke niggaz
get down girl gone head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl gone head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl gone head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl gone head

[Verse 2:]
18 years, 18 years
She got one of yo kids got you for 18 years
I know somebody payin child support for one of his kids
His baby momma's car and crib is bigger than his
You will see him on TV Any Given Sunday
Win the Superbowl and drive off in a Hyundai
She was spose to buy ya shorty TYCO with ya money
She went to the doctor got lypo with ya money
She walkin around lookin like Michael with ya money
Should of got that insured got GEICO for ya moneeey
If you aint no punk holla We Want Prenup
WE WANT PRENUP!, Yeaah
It's something that you need to have
Cause when she leave yo ass she gone leave with half
18 years, 18 years
And on her 18th birthday he found out it wasn't his

[Chorus:]
(She takes my money)
Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm Need)
But she aint messin wit no broke niggaz
(She takes my money)
Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm need)
but she aint messin wit no broke niggaz
get down girl gone head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl gone head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl gone head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl gone head

[Verse 3:]
Now I aint sayin you a gold digger you got needs
You dont want ya dude to smoke but he can't buy weed
You got out to eat and he cant pay yall cant leave
There's dishes in the back, he gotta roll up his sleeves
But why yall washin watch him
He gone make it into a Benz out of that Datson
He got that ambition baby look in his eyes
This week he moppin floorz next week it's the fries
So, stick by his side
I know his dude's ballin but yea thats nice
And they gone keep callin and tryin
But you stay right girl
But when you get on he leave yo a** for a white girl

Get down girl gone head get down
Get down girl gone head get down
get down girl gone head get down
get down girl gone head
(lemme hear dat bak)

Sosa 11-30-2005 09:47 AM

def would suck ass.

Manowar 11-30-2005 10:06 AM

that would be killer

TDF 11-30-2005 10:07 AM

white people are funny

loverboy 11-30-2005 10:08 AM

lock and load

:smokin

PrintAdult 11-30-2005 10:09 AM

I would find the guy who was the real father and make him pay me $$$$, Then take care of the lying bitch.

HAPPYPEEKERS 11-30-2005 10:21 AM

I aint saying shes a golddigger

fuzebox 11-30-2005 10:28 AM

Can everyone please stop quoting that retarded song...

Wiggles 11-30-2005 10:32 AM

couldn't you sue in that case?

L4 libido 11-30-2005 05:01 PM

18 years would really make a big difference depending on the relationship of the dad and the kid.

Dalai lama 11-30-2005 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lycanthrope
It would suck sure, but after 18 years of loving and raising a child, biologically or not, "it" would be his.

The wife however, would be an ex-wife in very quick fashion.

what he said

Big Red Machine 11-30-2005 05:29 PM

(JK) He should BANG her to get back at the Mother

PixeLs 11-30-2005 07:24 PM

I'll face the mirror and tell to that face I see on the opposite how stupid he has been..

nico-t 11-30-2005 07:29 PM

kanye west sucks.

Spunky 11-30-2005 07:31 PM

I guess it still doesn't change your feelings toward the kid..you still helped raise him/her

The Captain 11-30-2005 07:56 PM

that would just be fucked up

pocketkangaroo 11-30-2005 08:12 PM

If you can prove the mother knew about it, you can technically sue the mother.

Donny 11-30-2005 10:20 PM

Wow... didn't expect so much discussion in this thread. :)

StickyGreen 11-30-2005 10:20 PM

kanye west = rap music for nerds...

r-c-e 11-30-2005 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DonovanPhillips
That's what Kanye West says anyway. Sounds about right.

This just happened in Australia. A woman had an affair with her next door neighbour for 18years, had 3 kids to him, and the husband thought they were all his.

emthree 11-30-2005 10:38 PM

at least he can fuck her now without feeling guilty

Brent_Moe 12-01-2005 12:37 AM

Your wife deserves something for keeping a lie on you for 18 years.

Nevertheless, it's not the kids.. :)

phonesex 12-01-2005 12:42 AM

now thats fucked.


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