You all do not give AlienQ enough credit, and shame on you for that!!! - GoFuckYourself.com

newbreed · 11-27-2005, 11:20 PM

You should all know just a few of the things he has invented. If you did, you would not hark on him so much for his skills in revolutionising the modern paysite tour. Here is just a short list...

Scented candle wax
External hard drives
Sewing machines
The Great Wall in China
Post-It notes
CF Memory cards
Dura-Flame logs
Water
Heating blankets
The chicken (yes, it did come before the egg, and Alien invented it)
Cable TV
Cellular phones
Cotton
Time
Copper
Fire
The New Orleans Looter (in conjunction with Heineken)
Bridges (the wooden ones)

I will add more later. For now feel free to add your own...

bringer · 11-27-2005, 11:22 PM

dura-flame logs? wtf hahaha

Rhino22 · 11-27-2005, 11:23 PM

sig spot. click the sig!

The Truth Hurts · 11-27-2005, 11:23 PM

See sig.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 11-27-2005, 11:23 PM

"The New Orleans Looter (in conjunction with Heineken)"

That was a mainstream endeavor really.

The great wall was really just kinda an after thought to one of the guys from the Ming Dynasty after a few wines and some herb along with a 1/2 dozen virgins from a village we burned. It was in my younger days, I can not exactly remember the details.

ytcracker · 11-27-2005, 11:23 PM

i have 7up

Spunky · 11-27-2005, 11:23 PM

I still don't read 90 % of his threads..seems like most responses are nothing but attacks..quite the character

Theo · 11-27-2005, 11:24 PM

Cellular phones?

don't laugh if he comes up with it

Biggy2 · 11-27-2005, 11:26 PM

he invented strike-anywhere matches!

wasn't he the one who said he could personally confirm studiocash's 200 sales a day?

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 11-27-2005, 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Soul_Rebel

Cellular phones?

don't laugh if he comes up with it

I got the patent to Cellular implants. The cell phone is archaic, the big money will be in Nanatic sciences.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 11-27-2005, 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Biggy2

he invented strike-anywhere matches!

wasn't he the one who said he could personally confirm studiocash's 200 sales a day?

That wasnt me.

newbreed · 11-27-2005, 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Biggy2

he invented strike-anywhere matches!

I don't remember thim inventing the matches, but the butane lighter, well, props Bro!

baddog · 11-27-2005, 11:32 PM

He came up with the idea of the hunger strike as a form of non-violent protest.

xfalmp · 11-27-2005, 11:33 PM

He also invented Bulletin Boards. That's what I heard.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 11-27-2005, 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

He came up with the idea of the hunger strike as a form of non-violent protest.

Ghandi always was a biter.

Dagwolf · 11-27-2005, 11:33 PM

I invented Al Gore.

Biggy2 · 11-27-2005, 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

That wasnt me.

Thanks for clarifying.

newbreed · 11-27-2005, 11:39 PM

After some more searching through the archives of History, i have compounded the additional items as AlienQ's brainchild's...

Hoppes (for the uneducated, think beer)
Grout
Middle C
Concrete
Nail clippers
Cardboard
The color Black
The color White
Velcro
Neon
Ireland
Bagless vacuum cleaners
Chopsticks

Diego · 11-27-2005, 11:42 PM

Yeesh folks....AlienQ is alright. Too bad for all the hate....

tASSy · 11-27-2005, 11:43 PM

/me cracks up.

Capt. Kyle · 11-27-2005, 11:44 PM

Im the real napster.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 11-27-2005, 11:55 PM

I invented Chop Sticks being stabbed into a Carmel apple.

It works!

newbreed · 11-27-2005, 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

I invented Chop Sticks being stabbed into a Carmel apple.

It works!

I mispoke earlier, it was the popsicle stick, my bad man.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 11-28-2005, 12:18 AM

I also invented this:

lazycash · 11-28-2005, 12:22 AM

He also is reponsible for the invention of the spell checker. Not because he invented it, but because it was invented as a result of him.

dropped9 · 11-28-2005, 12:23 AM

did I miss something?

JFK · 11-28-2005, 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bringer

dura-flame logs? wtf hahaha

wait!!!!!! it didnt last...........

Can I get a refund

newbreed · 11-28-2005, 12:27 AM

Please also add the EPT test.

media · 11-28-2005, 12:44 AM

You forgot Beach Sandals (Flip Flops)

newbreed · 11-28-2005, 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by media

You forgot Beach Sandals (Flip Flops)

How could I miss this???

V_RocKs · 11-28-2005, 01:10 AM

Co-authored the internet with Al Gore.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 11-28-2005, 01:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by media

You forgot Beach Sandals (Flip Flops)

Hence the ultimate branding name for such a product.

I do "flip flop" alot

newbreed · 11-28-2005, 01:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

Hence the ultimate branding name for such a product.

I do "flip flop" alot

Anarchist · 11-28-2005, 01:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tASSy

/me cracks up.

wow, that sucks

no one caught tassy's irc joke

com · 11-28-2005, 02:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anarchist

wow, that sucks

no one caught tassy's irc joke

nah man... we all just know it's never really a beautiful woman on the other end of the irc line... it's some 50 year old dude in florida

newbreed · 11-28-2005, 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anarchist

wow, that sucks

no one caught tassy's irc joke

I caught it, but I was too struck by her sig to reply with anything cute, witty, or smart sounding, so I just stared at the pic all night.

Which brings us to a whole new list of AlienQ inventions...

The Sig
Grape jelly
Fire
The cieling fan blade
Double pane windows
The MRI
Furby

fuzebox · 11-28-2005, 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Capt. Kyle

Im the real napster.

ssp · 11-28-2005, 09:16 AM

Although electricity wasn't an invention, he still invented it.

fuzebox · 11-28-2005, 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anarchist

wow, that sucks

no one caught tassy's irc joke

That was a joke?

Lots of people type that in forums, emails, icqs, etc... I don't think it was meant to be taken as humor...

Tat2Jr · 11-28-2005, 09:17 AM

Easily the thread of the day! Oh shit.... he didn't invent the thread of the day did he?

angelro · 11-28-2005, 09:25 AM

sig thread here

TheLegacy · 11-28-2005, 09:40 AM

hopefully next year AlienQ someone will recognize your work - you should have invented XBiz

J-$ · 11-28-2005, 09:41 AM

First and foremost, he invented the invention.

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newbreed Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: ThatOneProgram.com Posts: 9,898	After some more searching through the archives of History, i have compounded the additional items as AlienQ's brainchild's... Hoppes (for the uneducated, think beer) Grout Middle C Concrete Nail clippers Cardboard The color Black The color White Velcro Neon Ireland Bagless vacuum cleaners Chopsticks __________________ Want to promote SUCCUBUS? Click HERE!!!! \| Want to buy SUCCUBUS? Click HERE!!!! Yeah, yeah, you know, That One Program! \| Want to trade links with StompBunny.com? Loryn ‎(3:16 PM): I love it, just as long as we keep the bedroom door closed from all ears then we can have throw down hard core sex that makes us money haha fuck it we can have sex on money never did that before

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