You all do not give AlienQ enough credit, and shame on you for that!!!
 

You should all know just a few of the things he has invented. If you did, you would not hark on him so much for his skills in revolutionising the modern paysite tour. Here is just a short list...

Scented candle wax
External hard drives
Sewing machines
The Great Wall in China
Post-It notes
CF Memory cards
Dura-Flame logs
Water
Heating blankets
The chicken (yes, it did come before the egg, and Alien invented it)
Cable TV
Cellular phones
Cotton
Time
Copper
Fire
The New Orleans Looter (in conjunction with Heineken)
Bridges (the wooden ones)



I will add more later. For now feel free to add your own...

dura-flame logs? wtf hahaha

sig spot. click the sig!

See sig.

"The New Orleans Looter (in conjunction with Heineken)"

That was a mainstream endeavor really.

The great wall was really just kinda an after thought to one of the guys from the Ming Dynasty after a few wines and some herb along with a 1/2 dozen virgins from a village we burned. It was in my younger days, I can not exactly remember the details.

i have 7up

I still don't read 90 % of his threads..seems like most responses are nothing but attacks..quite the character

Cellular phones?

don't laugh if he comes up with it

he invented strike-anywhere matches!

wasn't he the one who said he could personally confirm studiocash's 200 sales a day?

I got the patent to Cellular implants. The cell phone is archaic, the big money will be in Nanatic sciences. :thumbsup

That wasnt me. :(

I don't remember thim inventing the matches, but the butane lighter, well, props Bro!

He came up with the idea of the hunger strike as a form of non-violent protest.

He also invented Bulletin Boards. That's what I heard.

:bowdown

Ghandi always was a biter. :mad:

I invented Al Gore.

Thanks for clarifying.

After some more searching through the archives of History, i have compounded the additional items as AlienQ's brainchild's...

Hoppes (for the uneducated, think beer)
Grout
Middle C
Concrete
Nail clippers
Cardboard
The color Black
The color White
Velcro
Neon
Ireland
Bagless vacuum cleaners
Chopsticks

Yeesh folks....AlienQ is alright. Too bad for all the hate....

/me cracks up. :1orglaugh

Im the real napster.

I invented Chop Sticks being stabbed into a Carmel apple.

It works!

I mispoke earlier, it was the popsicle stick, my bad man. :error

I also invented this:

http://www.ialien.com/safe.jpg

He also is reponsible for the invention of the spell checker. Not because he invented it, but because it was invented as a result of him. :thumbsup

did I miss something?

wait!!!!!! it didnt last........... :( Can I get a refund :winkwink:

Please also add the EPT test.

You forgot Beach Sandals (Flip Flops)

How could I miss this??? :error :error :error

Co-authored the internet with Al Gore.

Hence the ultimate branding name for such a product.

I do "flip flop" alot :thumbsup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

wow, that sucks

no one caught tassy's irc joke

nah man... we all just know it's never really a beautiful woman on the other end of the irc line... it's some 50 year old dude in florida :winkwink:

I caught it, but I was too struck by her sig to reply with anything cute, witty, or smart sounding, so I just stared at the pic all night.

Which brings us to a whole new list of AlienQ inventions...

The Sig
Grape jelly
Fire
The cieling fan blade
Double pane windows
The MRI
Furby

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

Although electricity wasn't an invention, he still invented it.

That was a joke?

Lots of people type that in forums, emails, icqs, etc... I don't think it was meant to be taken as humor...

Easily the thread of the day! Oh shit.... he didn't invent the thread of the day did he?

sig thread here :)

hopefully next year AlienQ someone will recognize your work - you should have invented XBiz

First and foremost, he invented the invention. :thumbsup