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AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 11-27-2005, 03:17 PM

My concepts and innovations for tour design are ready for 2006.
We have 8 new "Things" that will invigorate and revolutionise tours.

Some cry about how all tours are now the same. I am sorry about that, I can not help that other designers fiend off my concepts that I originated and are what inspired the change noticed in Late 2004 to present in what a "Standard tour" is.

You seen em, ya know the scrolling ones with thumbs then a phat wide image separeted by a graphical text bar.

Yeah that was me that started it.

Year 2006 stands to be another year where the basics of tour design will evolutionise again. I have new formula's, and new concepts I am sure will work and yet set the stage for 2006.

Ya folks know where I am and we are ready for business in Content production and design.

Alienq.

Steen2 · 11-27-2005, 03:18 PM

Woah, very official.

Chris · 11-27-2005, 03:19 PM

trolling ended already?

OneHungLo · 11-27-2005, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

My concepts and innovations for tour design are ready for
You seen em, ya know the scrolling ones with thumbs then a phat wide image separeted by a graphical text bar.

Alienq.

can you post some examples?

Nismo · 11-27-2005, 03:20 PM

candyflip · 11-27-2005, 03:20 PM

LOL. (8char)

Just_Dave · 11-27-2005, 03:20 PM

congrats and good luck in 2006

Machete_ · 11-27-2005, 03:22 PM

we dropped the tours..
First we brand offline in magazines and TV-ads, and then send the hits straight to a join form....Saves a shitload of BW

BradM · 11-27-2005, 03:22 PM

No, this is a trolling post. No one would take this seriously.

abyss_al · 11-27-2005, 03:22 PM

awsome stuff

Ice · 11-27-2005, 03:25 PM

Great to hear man.... can't wait to see what you have up your sleeve

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 11-27-2005, 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo

can you post some examples?

Some of the best examples?

http://www.just18.com - Is converting off the hook for swank.
http://www.legaction.com - Is converting off the hook for swank as well.

Originating concepts from Porndollar:
http://www.analexploit.com
http://www.ilesbos.com
http://www.cutelucie.com

These tours do very well and there is still plenty of time to make a killing on them. Swank is just comming out of Beta and them testers are freaking over the results.

Here is a recent fun one worth mentioning.:

http://www.honeychest.com

The Truth Hurts · 11-27-2005, 03:26 PM

I know a few people that might dispute most of Aliens design inovation calims..
But he sure is entertaining.

OneHungLo · 11-27-2005, 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

Some of the best examples?

http://www.just18.com - Is converting off the hook for swank.
http://www.legaction.com - Is converting off the hook for swank as well.

Originating concepts from Porndollar:
http://www.analexploit.com
http://www.ilesbos.com
http://www.cutelucie.com

These tours do very well and there is still plenty of time to make a killing on them. Swank is just comming out of Beta and them testers are freaking over the results.

Here is a recent fun one worth mentioning.:

http://www.honeychest.com

so you were the first to make a tour like this?

http://exploitedteens.com/index1.html

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 11-27-2005, 03:32 PM

My simplicity must perplex some of ya Photoshop "Experts".

Proof is in the pudding. I do not claim to be the best but I will claim to be the best at what I do. Make tours work, not show off how great and skilled I am with bevels, drop shadows and whimsical eye candy.

Manowar · 11-27-2005, 03:33 PM

you blow you're own horn a lot

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 11-27-2005, 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo

so you were the first to make a tour like this?

http://exploitedteens.com/index1.html

Yup.
And thats a great tour BTW but I do not like the header so much.

When people see "ET" they think Extra Terrestrial, not "Exploited TEENS!"

The Truth Hurts · 11-27-2005, 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo

so you were the first to make a tour like this?

http://exploitedteens.com/index1.html

why designers can't do some simple math and align/space thing perfectly is puzzilng.

OneHungLo · 11-27-2005, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

Yup.
And thats a great tour BTW but I do not like the header so much.

When people see "ET" they think Extra Terrestrial, not "Exploited TEENS!"

thanks, but you didnt originate that style of tour - i did

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 11-27-2005, 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo

thanks, but you didnt originate that style of tour - i did

O Rly???

OneHungLo · 11-27-2005, 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

O Rly???

ya Rly

show me the first one you did

Young · 11-27-2005, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo

thanks, but you didnt originate that style of tour - i did

archive.org doesn't have your site using that style until feb 2004. In December of 03 you were still using the old style of multi page tours.

it'd be interesting to see if someone can find a site that is archived and used the style prior.

Morgan · 11-27-2005, 03:49 PM

lol, i actually thought you were actually a real designer for awhile.....

now you've just turned into one of the gfy trolls

candyflip · 11-27-2005, 03:49 PM

My best performing BYOTs are sites that took no more than a day to build and all use the large images.

I don't care who came up with it first, it works for me.

The Truth Hurts · 11-27-2005, 03:52 PM

Anyone in this thread named Doug?

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 11-27-2005, 03:53 PM

One that comes to mind from way back:

http://web.archive.org/web/200207261...xcumshots.com/
Notice the Ibill right there and bang rdy to subscribe.
I am surprised this is somthing that never really caught on. The tour converted like a mother fucker to.

Now this tour was created and people laughed since everyone had non scrolling tours back then. But this is still not my earliest scrolling tour design.
The wide image concept did not start until me and Porndollar Jason Innovated the wide aspect on tours. Many webmasters made an early killing with them.

Morgan · 11-27-2005, 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Young

archive.org doesn't have your site using that style until feb 2004. In December of 03 you were still using the old style of multi page tours.

it'd be interesting to see if someone can find a site that is archived and used the style prior.

I was one of Rob's largest (if not the largest) affiliates back in 2000-2001 when the site was opened. He was ahead of the game as far as the rest of the tours out there go. (im a designer, and i admit).

And thank you Rob, as you know already, that site was putting $35k per month in my pocket in 2000

edit: exploitedteens.com is the site im talking about

Far-L · 11-27-2005, 03:56 PM

Alien I know you think I only give you crap but with all due respect I have to give you credit for those tours.

I don't know if you are the first but I would have to say that those tours are really nice and enticing. Clean design, good focus, tight hooks, excellent work.

Even I, who has battled with you time and time again, would consider throwing you work. If that is not a bonafide endorsement then I don't know what is.

Young · 11-27-2005, 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morgan

I was one of Rob's largest (if not the largest) affiliates back in 2000-2001 when the site was opened. He was ahead of the game as far as the rest of the tours out there go. (im a designer, and i admit).

And thank you Rob, as you know already, that site was putting $35k per month in my pocket in 2000

edit: exploitedteens.com is the site im talking about

his site is amazing...i have to admit.

if there is one site out there that i would subscribe to. it would be that one.

onehung hows it converting

The Truth Hurts · 11-27-2005, 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

One that comes to mind from way back:

http://web.archive.org/web/200207261...xcumshots.com/

come on... 2002?

Rob · 11-27-2005, 04:01 PM

Awwww...that's sweet. You let your 8 year old niece write your very first press release.

Economical alternatives at work...good for you, champ.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 11-27-2005, 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Far-L

Alien I know you think I only give you crap but with all due respect I have to give you credit for those tours.

I don't know if you are the first but I would have to say that those tours are really nice and enticing. Clean design, good focus, tight hooks, excellent work.

Even I, who has battled with you time and time again, would consider throwing you work. If that is not a bonafide endorsement then I don't know what is.

We just need to start over Far L.
What ya are saying I take as a serious compliment.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 11-27-2005, 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob

Awwww...that's sweet. You let your 8 year old niece write your very first press release.

Economical alternatives at work...good for you, champ.

Go kill you're fucking lion already bitch.

imageman · 11-27-2005, 04:04 PM

Alien your first two sites are excellent where's your site /prices /etc ?

Brujah · 11-27-2005, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

Yeah that was me that started it.

In conversations I have with others about certain sites and why we like the designs or concepts, I always include this phrase now...

"That's hot, I know the guy that came up with that innovation/idea/concept."

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 11-27-2005, 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by imageman

Alien your first two sites are excellent where's your site /prices /etc ?

Hit me up on ICQ, I will show ya Area 51

ICQ: 78943384

alan-l · 11-27-2005, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

Some of the best examples?

http://www.just18.com - Is converting off the hook for swank.
http://www.legaction.com - Is converting off the hook for swank as well.

Originating concepts from Porndollar:
http://www.analexploit.com
http://www.ilesbos.com
http://www.cutelucie.com

These tours do very well and there is still plenty of time to make a killing on them. Swank is just comming out of Beta and them testers are freaking over the results.

Here is a recent fun one worth mentioning.:

http://www.honeychest.com

you know I've respect for you, but I fail to see what's so different in those tours to every other tour around. Maybe cleaner style, but they all look the same as others, the sickening header/episode/bang we have a tour approach.

Rob · 11-27-2005, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

Go kill you're fucking lion already bitch.

But it's so much more fun getting under your skin. C'mon, tell us how you've been doing this for 12 years and how you've designed jobs for industrial powerhouses like AVN and XBIZ! I'm sure your magazine ads were nominated for an ADDY!

YOU FUCKING ROCK, ALIEN!!!! You give mediocrity a brand new definition! Here's to you!

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 11-27-2005, 04:10 PM

Here ya go kids:
http://web.archive.org/web/199706171....sexmuseum.com

Some of you were in Diapers in 1997.

lazycash · 11-27-2005, 04:10 PM

Time to give credit where credit is due. One part of Alienq's style that he has mastered like no one else is the rampant misspellings throughout his tours.

Oh, and can you also tell us who the "we" is in your announcement, have you put together a full design team?

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 11-27-2005, 04:13 PM

I am not aware of many actual typos on tours I release professionally.

If ya know somehting I do not Lets see it.

mrthumbs · 11-27-2005, 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash

Time to give credit where credit is due. One part of Alienq's style that he has mastered like no one else is the rampant misspellings throughout his tours.

Oh, and can you also tell us who the "we" is in your announcement, have you put together a full design team?

Anything goes to compensate a small penis and a bullying throughout kindergarten..

Downtime · 11-27-2005, 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Just_Dave

congrats and good luck in 2006

i agree, congrats man

Rob · 11-27-2005, 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash

Oh, and can you also tell us who the "we" is in your announcement, have you put together a full design team?

The guy is obviously a schitzo...I'm sure he has like 30 people working for him but it doesn't strike him as odd that they're using the same computer.

crockett · 11-27-2005, 04:15 PM

Why is it we always see the designers on GFY go fruit loops?

lazycash · 11-27-2005, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

If ya know somehting I do not Lets see it.

Great, perfect example.

Rob · 11-27-2005, 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett

Why is it we always see the designers on GFY go fruit loops?

I don't think he went anywhere, he was like that when he got here.

Far-L · 11-27-2005, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

I am not aware of many actual typos on tours I release professionally.

If ya know somehting I do not Lets see it.

Definitely willing to start over. Bygones are bygones.

The one positive criticism I can make is that you should also be checking spelling on your press releases too.

Bad spelling does not make a bad designer though - however, knowing that is one of your weaknesses I recommend writing your posts in a word program that will correct for you then cut and paste them to the boards.

We will certainly be throwing you some work soon though if you are up for it.

Rob · 11-27-2005, 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Far-L

however, knowing that is one of your weaknesses I recommend writing your posts in a word program that will correct for you then cut and paste them to the boards.

Microsoft is working in close collaboration with the U.S. Government and other private organizations to develop software that is able to handle that kind of work load. They have come close but do not plan to release anything, even a beta version until late 2008. By then Alien will be back working at Burger King full time so the project will be moot.

candyflip · 11-27-2005, 04:31 PM

Does the two for $500 deal still stand?

11-27-2005, 03:17 PM	#1
AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE best designer on GFY Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IALIEN.COM - High Definition Video and Photographic Productions -ICQ 78943384 Posts: 30,307	iAlien LLC Announcement My concepts and innovations for tour design are ready for 2006. We have 8 new "Things" that will invigorate and revolutionise tours. Some cry about how all tours are now the same. I am sorry about that, I can not help that other designers fiend off my concepts that I originated and are what inspired the change noticed in Late 2004 to present in what a "Standard tour" is. You seen em, ya know the scrolling ones with thumbs then a phat wide image separeted by a graphical text bar. Yeah that was me that started it. Year 2006 stands to be another year where the basics of tour design will evolutionise again. I have new formula's, and new concepts I am sure will work and yet set the stage for 2006. Ya folks know where I am and we are ready for business in Content production and design. Alienq. __________________ NAKED HOSTING FTW!11 I'm On The INSANE PLAN $9.95/mo! \| The Alien Blog Adult News Worth Reading Updated Daily \| Content For Sale! 641 PICS 216 MINUTES OF VIDEO $350.00 \|ICQ: 78943384 \|

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11-27-2005, 03:32 PM	#15
AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE best designer on GFY Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IALIEN.COM - High Definition Video and Photographic Productions -ICQ 78943384 Posts: 30,307	My simplicity must perplex some of ya Photoshop "Experts". Proof is in the pudding. I do not claim to be the best but I will claim to be the best at what I do. Make tours work, not show off how great and skilled I am with bevels, drop shadows and whimsical eye candy. __________________ NAKED HOSTING FTW!11 I'm On The INSANE PLAN $9.95/mo! \| The Alien Blog Adult News Worth Reading Updated Daily \| Content For Sale! 641 PICS 216 MINUTES OF VIDEO $350.00 \|ICQ: 78943384 \|

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11-27-2005, 03:53 PM	#26
AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE best designer on GFY Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IALIEN.COM - High Definition Video and Photographic Productions -ICQ 78943384 Posts: 30,307	One that comes to mind from way back: http://web.archive.org/web/200207261...xcumshots.com/ Notice the Ibill right there and bang rdy to subscribe. I am surprised this is somthing that never really caught on. The tour converted like a mother fucker to. Now this tour was created and people laughed since everyone had non scrolling tours back then. But this is still not my earliest scrolling tour design. The wide image concept did not start until me and Porndollar Jason Innovated the wide aspect on tours. Many webmasters made an early killing with them. __________________ NAKED HOSTING FTW!11 I'm On The INSANE PLAN $9.95/mo! \| The Alien Blog Adult News Worth Reading Updated Daily \| Content For Sale! 641 PICS 216 MINUTES OF VIDEO $350.00 \|ICQ: 78943384 \| Last edited by AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE; 11-27-2005 at 03:54 PM..

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Far-L Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 6,065	Alien I know you think I only give you crap but with all due respect I have to give you credit for those tours. I don't know if you are the first but I would have to say that those tours are really nice and enticing. Clean design, good focus, tight hooks, excellent work. Even I, who has battled with you time and time again, would consider throwing you work. If that is not a bonafide endorsement then I don't know what is. __________________ HomegrownCash.com, the affiliate program of Homegrown Video - The Largest Collection of Amateur XXX - Est. 1982. Contact - Email: farrell AT homegrownvideo D com Skype: hgfarl Newsweek Magazine - "Homegrown Video, the longest running series in the history of porn."

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Rob I'm a great bowler. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Right Outside of Normal. Posts: 13,309	Awwww...that's sweet. You let your 8 year old niece write your very first press release. Economical alternatives at work...good for you, champ. __________________

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AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE best designer on GFY Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IALIEN.COM - High Definition Video and Photographic Productions -ICQ 78943384 Posts: 30,307	Here ya go kids: http://web.archive.org/web/199706171....sexmuseum.com Some of you were in Diapers in 1997. __________________ NAKED HOSTING FTW!11 I'm On The INSANE PLAN $9.95/mo! \| The Alien Blog Adult News Worth Reading Updated Daily \| Content For Sale! 641 PICS 216 MINUTES OF VIDEO $350.00 \|ICQ: 78943384 \|

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lazycash Troll Patrol Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Local Socal Posts: 15,214	Time to give credit where credit is due. One part of Alienq's style that he has mastered like no one else is the rampant misspellings throughout his tours. Oh, and can you also tell us who the "we" is in your announcement, have you put together a full design team?

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AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE best designer on GFY Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IALIEN.COM - High Definition Video and Photographic Productions -ICQ 78943384 Posts: 30,307	I am not aware of many actual typos on tours I release professionally. If ya know somehting I do not Lets see it. __________________ NAKED HOSTING FTW!11 I'm On The INSANE PLAN $9.95/mo! \| The Alien Blog Adult News Worth Reading Updated Daily \| Content For Sale! 641 PICS 216 MINUTES OF VIDEO $350.00 \|ICQ: 78943384 \|

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