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jimmyf · 03-23-2002, 08:09 PM

Language training

Perhaps one of the most colourful words in the english language is the word "FUCK". It
is one magical word which, just by it's sound can describe pain, pleasure love and hate.
In the english language "FUCK" falls into many grammatical categories.

It can be used as a verb, both transitive (Bill fucked Monica) and intransitive passive
verb ( Monica doesn't give a fuck), or an adverb (Bill is fuckin interested in Monica);
and as a noun ( Monica is a terrible fuck). It can also be used as an adjective ( Monica
is fuckin beautiful).
As you can see, there are very few words with the versatility of "FUCK"; besides it's
sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:
* Greeting ( how the fuck are you)
* Fraud ( I got fucked by the cardealer)
* Dismay ( Oh, fuck it !)
* Trouble ( Well, i guess i'm fucked now!)
* Agression ( Fuck you !)
* Disgust ( Fuck me !)
* Confusion ( what the fuck?)
* Difficulty ( I don't understand this fuckin' business!)
* Despair ( fucked again !)
* Incompetence ( He fucked up everything)
* Displeasure ( What the fuck is going on here?)
* Lost ( Where the fuck are we?)
* Disbelief ( Unfuckin' believable!)
* Retaliation ( Up your fuckin' ass !)

It can be used in an anatomical description: "he's a fuckin asshole"
It can be used to tell time: "It's five fuckin thirty"
It can be used in business: "how did he wind up with this fuckin job?"
It can be maternal as in "motherfucker"
It can be political as in " Fuck Clinton"

And never forget General Custer's last words:
" Where the fuck did all these indians come from?"
Also the last words of the mayor of Hiroshima:
" What the fuck was that ?"
and last but not least, the immortal words of the captain of the Titanic, who said:
"where did all this fuckin water come from ?"

The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses of the word.
How can anyone be offended when you say "fuck" ?
Use it frequently in your speach, it will add to your prestige !!

kush · 03-23-2002, 08:10 PM

Where did you copy and paste this from?

EasyDialers · 03-23-2002, 08:13 PM

http://home.attbi.com/~gfy/images/fword.wav

jimmyf · 03-23-2002, 08:17 PM

http://google.yahoo.com/bin/query?p=...nton&hc=0&hs=0

Fro · 03-23-2002, 08:20 PM

Man... That audio version cracks my shit up. The speaker sounds like someone I've heard on AM radio in Detroit.

Gemini · 03-23-2002, 09:14 PM

That looks like some of George Carlins work. He used to do words all the time and could make them funny as all get out.

Snake Doctor · 03-23-2002, 10:00 PM

This is a fucked up thread. I don't know where the fuck you get off posting this shit, but I'm not fucking amused.
Go Fuck Yourself

03-23-2002, 08:09 PM	#1
jimmyf OU812 Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: California Posts: 12,651	"fuck" Language training Perhaps one of the most colourful words in the english language is the word "FUCK". It is one magical word which, just by it's sound can describe pain, pleasure love and hate. In the english language "FUCK" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (Bill fucked Monica) and intransitive passive verb ( Monica doesn't give a fuck), or an adverb (Bill is fuckin interested in Monica); and as a noun ( Monica is a terrible fuck). It can also be used as an adjective ( Monica is fuckin beautiful). As you can see, there are very few words with the versatility of "FUCK"; besides it's sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations: * Greeting ( how the fuck are you) * Fraud ( I got fucked by the cardealer) * Dismay ( Oh, fuck it !) * Trouble ( Well, i guess i'm fucked now!) * Agression ( Fuck you !) * Disgust ( Fuck me !) * Confusion ( what the fuck?) * Difficulty ( I don't understand this fuckin' business!) * Despair ( fucked again !) * Incompetence ( He fucked up everything) * Displeasure ( What the fuck is going on here?) * Lost ( Where the fuck are we?) * Disbelief ( Unfuckin' believable!) * Retaliation ( Up your fuckin' ass !) It can be used in an anatomical description: "he's a fuckin asshole" It can be used to tell time: "It's five fuckin thirty" It can be used in business: "how did he wind up with this fuckin job?" It can be maternal as in "motherfucker" It can be political as in " Fuck Clinton" And never forget General Custer's last words: " Where the fuck did all these indians come from?" Also the last words of the mayor of Hiroshima: " What the fuck was that ?" and last but not least, the immortal words of the captain of the Titanic, who said: "where did all this fuckin water come from ?" The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses of the word. How can anyone be offended when you say "fuck" ? Use it frequently in your speach, it will add to your prestige !! __________________ Epic CashEpic Cash works for me Solar Cash Paysite Plugin Gallery of the day freesites,POTD,Gallery generator with free hosting

03-23-2002, 08:13 PM	#3
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03-23-2002, 08:17 PM	#4
jimmyf OU812 Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: California Posts: 12,651	http://google.yahoo.com/bin/query?p=...nton&hc=0&hs=0 __________________ Epic CashEpic Cash works for me Solar Cash Paysite Plugin Gallery of the day freesites,POTD,Gallery generator with free hosting

03-23-2002, 08:20 PM	#5
Fro Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Mee-chi-gaan Posts: 709	Man... That audio version cracks my shit up. The speaker sounds like someone I've heard on AM radio in Detroit. __________________ I miss [Labret].

03-23-2002, 08:10 PM	#2
kush Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 3,382	Where did you copy and paste this from?

03-23-2002, 09:14 PM	#6
Gemini Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: o-HI-o Posts: 7,183	That looks like some of George Carlins work. He used to do words all the time and could make them funny as all get out.

03-23-2002, 10:00 PM	#7
Snake Doctor I'm Lenny2 Bitch Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: On top of my soapbox Posts: 13,449	This is a fucked up thread. I don't know where the fuck you get off posting this shit, but I'm not fucking amused. Go Fuck Yourself