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"fuck"
Language training
Perhaps one of the most colourful words in the english language is the word "FUCK". It
is one magical word which, just by it's sound can describe pain, pleasure love and hate.
In the english language "FUCK" falls into many grammatical categories.
It can be used as a verb, both transitive (Bill fucked Monica) and intransitive passive
verb ( Monica doesn't give a fuck), or an adverb (Bill is fuckin interested in Monica);
and as a noun ( Monica is a terrible fuck). It can also be used as an adjective ( Monica
is fuckin beautiful).
As you can see, there are very few words with the versatility of "FUCK"; besides it's
sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:
* Greeting ( how the fuck are you)
* Fraud ( I got fucked by the cardealer)
* Dismay ( Oh, fuck it !)
* Trouble ( Well, i guess i'm fucked now!)
* Agression ( Fuck you !)
* Disgust ( Fuck me !)
* Confusion ( what the fuck?)
* Difficulty ( I don't understand this fuckin' business!)
* Despair ( fucked again !)
* Incompetence ( He fucked up everything)
* Displeasure ( What the fuck is going on here?)
* Lost ( Where the fuck are we?)
* Disbelief ( Unfuckin' believable!)
* Retaliation ( Up your fuckin' ass !)
It can be used in an anatomical description: "he's a fuckin asshole"
It can be used to tell time: "It's five fuckin thirty"
It can be used in business: "how did he wind up with this fuckin job?"
It can be maternal as in "motherfucker"
It can be political as in " Fuck Clinton"
And never forget General Custer's last words:
" Where the fuck did all these indians come from?"
Also the last words of the mayor of Hiroshima:
" What the fuck was that ?"
and last but not least, the immortal words of the captain of the Titanic, who said:
"where did all this fuckin water come from ?"
The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses of the word.
How can anyone be offended when you say "fuck" ?
Use it frequently in your speach, it will add to your prestige !!
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