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True Facts (add your own)
Hewlett Packard's first product was an automatic urinal flusher.
All of David Letterman's suits are custom made; there are no creases in his suit trousers. Cranberry Jell-O is the only flavor that contains real fruit flavoring. Fewer than half of the 16,200 major league baseball players have ever hit a home run. In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first. Richard Versalle, a tenor performing at New York's Metropolitan Opera House, suffered a heart attack and fell 10 feet from a ladder to the stage just after singing the line "You can only live so long." If the entire population of earth was reduced to exactly 100 people, 51% would be female, 49% male; 50% of the world's currency would be held by 6 people, one person would be nearly dead, one nearly born. In 1920, Babe Ruth out-homered every American League team. Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical fish stores. Toxic house plants poison more children than household chemicals. The original name of Bank of America was Bank of Italy. The ant, when intoxicated, will always fall over to its right side. The California Department of Motor Vehicles has issued six driver's licenses to six different people named Jesus Christ. Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike each year than all the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined. People in China and Japan die disproportionately on the 4th of each month because the words death and four sound alike, and they are represented by the same symbol.
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Remember to only add true facts as opposed to false ones. (No stats, please)
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You're a sigwhore. FACT.
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The pie chart was invented by Florence Nightingale.
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Union Commander, General John Sedgewick's last words during a U.S. Civil War battle in 1864 were, "They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist....
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Chicago is closer to Moscow than it is to Rio de Janeiro.
Dogs have two sets of teeth, just like humans. They first have 30 "puppy" teeth, then 42 adult teeth. In 1950, President Harry Truman threw out the first ball twice at the opening day Washington DC baseball game; once right handed and once left handed. A Swiss ski resort announced it would combat global warming by wrapping its mountain glaciers in aluminum foil to keep them from melting. The chameleon has a tongue that is one and a half times the length of his body. Beethoven dipped his head in cold water before he composed. There once was a town named "6" in West Virginia. Ten years ago, only 500 people in China could ski. This year, an estimated 5,000,000 Chinese will visit ski resorts. In 1920, Babe Ruth broke the single season home run record, with 29. The same year, he became the first major leaguer to hit 30 home runs. The same year, he became the first major leaguer to hit 40 home runs. The same year, he became the first major leaguer to hit 50 home runs. A Nigerian woman was caught entering the UK with 104 kg of snails in her baggage. Profanity is typically cut from in-flight movies to make them suitable for general audiences. Fox Searchlight Pictures has substituted "Ashcroft" for "A**hole" in the movie Sideways when dubbed for Aerolineas Argentinas flights. Author Hunter S. Thompson, who committed suicide recently, wanted to be cremated and his ashes to be shot out of a cannon on his ranch. Sports Illustrated magazine allows subscribers to opt out of receiving the famous swimsuit issue each year. Fewer than 1% choose this option. There is a company that will (for $14,000) take your ashes, compress them into a synthetic diamond to be set in jewelry for a loved one.
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True Facts.... isn't the "true" pretty redundant ?
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polar bears are left handed
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"Profanity is typically cut from in-flight movies to make them suitable for general audiences. Fox Searchlight Pictures has substituted "Ashcroft" for "A**hole" in the movie Sideways when dubbed for Aerolineas Argentinas flights."
haha! take THAT :D
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The average Canadian has slightly less than 1 testicle.
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^^
that's a great one. I noticed on my last flight while watching a movie i seen before, some noticibly bad dubbing.
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Fun Food Facts:
Alcohol beverages have all 13 minerals necessary for human life. Annually, British people eat more than 15 pounds of beans. Although white wine can be produced from both red and white grapes, red wine can only be created from red grapes. Back in 1953, it took 27 hours to make one Marshmallow Peep. Now it takes only six minutes. During the Easter season, 600 million Marshmallow Peeps are bought my Americans. The Marshmallow Peep is the most popular Easter candy besides chocolate. Bananas contain a natural chemical which can make a person happy. This same chemical is found in Prozac. Black pepper is the most popular spice in the world. Budweiser beer is named after a town in Czechoslovakia. Buffalo wings, got their name because the spicy chicken wings originated in Buffalo, New York Canadians eat more Kraft Dinner (Macaroni and Cheese) per capita than any other country in the world. Canada has more donut shops per capita than the United States. Ever year, Americans spend close to $25 billion on beer. Food can only be tasted if it is mixed with saliva. ![]()
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ibill sucks
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Fact: On tuesday i wave my genitalia at traffic. Just to show them who is boss.
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it's not because you're impressing the ladies?
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in thailand they party when someone died, and they are allowed to gamble.
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In one night, a vampire bat can consume up to its own body weight in blood
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ketchup Cures All Ailments. it was sold in the 1830s as medicine.
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Now this is a kool thread. wish I had some stuff to add, But I am WORKING!
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In Taiwan people dead foetus of babies... fact
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Kyle Hoppes is gay.
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The average North Korean 7-year-old is almost three inches shorter than the average South Korean 7-year-old.
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My cock is big - FACT
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If you fill a garbage can with dog shit and water, lean it against a front door, ring the doorbell, and yell "Log Ride!!!!" when the door is opened, you're likely to get shot.
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Women Blink Nearly Twice As Much As Men.
There Is Enough Brick In The Great Pyramid Of Gizeh To Build A Wall 10 Feet High And 1 Foot Thick Around The Entire Border Of France. |
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I took a shit this morning and it felt good.
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Julia Child worked for the CIA (OSS).
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How come they hid and drank cognac before being invaded instead of thinking of that?
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women always open there mouth when applying macara
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North korea is the biggest importer of paradis cognac in the world
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The word "nerd" was first coined by Dr. Seuss in "If I Ran the Zoo."
The number of cars on the planet is increasing 3 times faster than the population growth. A can of SPAM is opened every 4 seconds. In Utah, it is illegal to swear in front of a dead person. Most Japanese are cremated. Of the 4,000 species of mammals on the planet, there are 900 different species of bats. The storage capacity of the human brain exceeds 4 terabytes. More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call. CDs were invented in the late 1960s. Jupiter is 318 times the size of Earth.
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the ten comandments are only for jews, gentiles have only 7. these were given to the only gentile in the old testament: noah
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Bill Gates makes more money in the time it would take for him to bend down and pick up a dollar off the ground, it's not worth his time.
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