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Nifield · 11-23-2005, 11:14 PM

im sure this has probably been posted in the past but i got a kick out of it and thought id share:

A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when
a lizard walks past.
The lizard looks up and says to the monkey
"Hey! what are you doing?"
The monkey says "Smoking a joint,
come up and join me, my cold-blooded friend."
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey
and they have another joint.
After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry',
and that he's going to get a drink from the river.
At the riverbank, the lizard is so stoned
that he leans too far over and falls in.
A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the stoned
lizard, helping him to the side.
He then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?!"
The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in
the tree, smoking a joint with his new monkey friend.
He then explained how his mouth got dry,
and that he was so wasted that,
when he went to get a drink from the river, he fell in!
The inquisitive crocodile says he has to check this out.
He walks into the jungle and finds the tree where the monkey
is sitting, finishing a joint.
He looks up and says "Hey, MONKEY!"
The Monkey looks down and says
"FUUUUUCK, DUDE.......how much water did you drink?"

J-$ · 11-23-2005, 11:39 PM

wow...that joke sucked
thx for nothing, dickhead

J-$ · 11-23-2005, 11:39 PM

lol im just fuckin witcha, but the joke really was horrible!
peace

SmokeyTheBear · 11-23-2005, 11:43 PM

I have a sneaking suspicion if i wasnt high i wouldn't have found that funny..

But your in luck because i am high and found that funny.

budz · 11-24-2005, 12:55 AM

lol @ that ;]

KMR Stitch · 11-24-2005, 12:57 AM

uhh....1/10 on funny factor YOU SUCK

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 11-24-2005, 12:58 AM

"I am the lizard king, I can do anything." - Jim Morrison

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11-23-2005, 11:14 PM	#1
Nifield Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: vancouver Posts: 1,345	Monkey and Lizard get high im sure this has probably been posted in the past but i got a kick out of it and thought id share: A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past. The lizard looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! what are you doing?" The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and join me, my cold-blooded friend." So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have another joint. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry', and that he's going to get a drink from the river. At the riverbank, the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls in. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the stoned lizard, helping him to the side. He then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?!" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in the tree, smoking a joint with his new monkey friend. He then explained how his mouth got dry, and that he was so wasted that, when he went to get a drink from the river, he fell in! The inquisitive crocodile says he has to check this out. He walks into the jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint. He looks up and says "Hey, MONKEY!" The Monkey looks down and says "FUUUUUCK, DUDE.......how much water did you drink?" __________________ ICQ9635421

11-23-2005, 11:39 PM	#2
J-$ Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 2,090	wow...that joke sucked thx for nothing, dickhead __________________

11-23-2005, 11:39 PM	#3
J-$ Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 2,090	lol im just fuckin witcha, but the joke really was horrible! peace __________________

11-23-2005, 11:43 PM	#4
SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	I have a sneaking suspicion if i wasnt high i wouldn't have found that funny.. But your in luck because i am high and found that funny. __________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com

11-24-2005, 12:55 AM	#5
budz Disruptive Innovator Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Vegas Posts: 4,230	lol @ that ;] __________________ C:\Code\ C:\Code\Run\

11-24-2005, 12:57 AM	#6
KMR Stitch I am cool Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 14,494	uhh....1/10 on funny factor YOU SUCK

11-24-2005, 12:58 AM	#7
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