Monkey and Lizard get high
 

im sure this has probably been posted in the past but i got a kick out of it and thought id share:

A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when
a lizard walks past.
The lizard looks up and says to the monkey
"Hey! what are you doing?"
The monkey says "Smoking a joint,
come up and join me, my cold-blooded friend."
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey
and they have another joint.
After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry',
and that he's going to get a drink from the river.
At the riverbank, the lizard is so stoned
that he leans too far over and falls in.
A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the stoned
lizard, helping him to the side.
He then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?!"
The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in
the tree, smoking a joint with his new monkey friend.
He then explained how his mouth got dry,
and that he was so wasted that,
when he went to get a drink from the river, he fell in!
The inquisitive crocodile says he has to check this out.
He walks into the jungle and finds the tree where the monkey
is sitting, finishing a joint.
He looks up and says "Hey, MONKEY!"
The Monkey looks down and says
"FUUUUUCK, DUDE.......how much water did you drink?"

:thumbsup

wow...that joke sucked
thx for nothing, dickhead

lol im just fuckin witcha, but the joke really was horrible!
peace

I have a sneaking suspicion if i wasnt high i wouldn't have found that funny..

But your in luck because i am high and found that funny.

lol @ that ;]

uhh....1/10 on funny factor YOU SUCK

"I am the lizard king, I can do anything." - Jim Morrison

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