I will be having dinner with a homosexual couple tonight. Any tips? - GoFuckYourself.com

Rod. · 11-23-2005, 06:28 PM

I am very nervous as this is the first time I will be joining a homosexual couple by myself. I need advice pronto!

2HousePlague · 11-23-2005, 06:30 PM

Can't advise until know genders involved -- yours, theirs, etc.

2hp

bjjb · 11-23-2005, 06:31 PM

Dont drop your fork

Rod. · 11-23-2005, 06:31 PM

everyone is male.

Downtime · 11-23-2005, 06:32 PM

Lighten the mood with a joke:

What do gay horses eat?

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

u-Bob · 11-23-2005, 06:32 PM

don't do it!

Mr. Jim · 11-23-2005, 06:32 PM

hmm does not sound good for the man named ROD

Tipsy · 11-23-2005, 06:32 PM

Ummmm....just enjoy the food?

BoyAlley · 11-23-2005, 06:32 PM

Bring a bottle of wine. It's polite, plus it'll be a lot easier for them to DP you if you've had a few drinks in ya first...

jMEGA · 11-23-2005, 06:33 PM

See if they wanna start a pay site

Rod. · 11-23-2005, 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Bring a bottle of wine. It's polite, plus it'll be a lot easier for them to DP you if you've had a few drinks in ya first...

Thanks

2HousePlague · 11-23-2005, 06:34 PM

2hp

HomoErectus · 11-23-2005, 06:36 PM

LMFAO!

Scootermuze · 11-23-2005, 06:39 PM

My thoughts would be to treat it as any other gathering... No special or unusual arrangements... It's just a couple coming over...

Antonio · 11-23-2005, 06:40 PM

nice fake nick, congrats to the winners

Methodcash Rick · 11-23-2005, 06:45 PM

Dont' drop your fork...

Spunky · 11-23-2005, 06:48 PM

Bring the movie Deliverance to set the mood

SilentKnight · 11-23-2005, 06:54 PM

Flip the barstool upside down so they feel more at home.

sh33p · 11-23-2005, 06:59 PM

Keep your back to the wall and clench tight.

CherryLipsRosa · 11-23-2005, 07:04 PM

Be yourself and enjoy the evening you will be surprised how much fun they might be.

Pornwolf · 11-23-2005, 07:12 PM

Damn dude, if ya gotta ask maybe you shouldn't be eating with them.

Hopefully it changes your outlook though. Just enjoy the food.

Oracle Porn · 11-23-2005, 07:13 PM

don't forget the lube...

bjjb · 11-23-2005, 07:19 PM

Oh and dont ask for more stuffing lmao

crowkid · 11-23-2005, 07:43 PM

recommend expensive types of lube, hold the glass of wine with your pinky pointing out, and talk about how people are so homophobic...that should do it

ElConquistador · 11-23-2005, 07:54 PM

- dress in all rainbow colors
- talk about the new season of "Queer Eye"
- mention your plans to move to San Fran
- ask if either of them has gone in for anal bleaching
- right before dessert, ask who wants cream shot on top of their boot-ay...err I mean latte'

JoeMeca · 11-23-2005, 07:56 PM

rofl this is a funny thread

romeoboi · 11-23-2005, 08:08 PM

dont make sex or stereotypical jokes or make references to "you people"

Holly Lez! · 11-23-2005, 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rod.

I am very nervous as this is the first time I will be joining a homosexual couple by myself. I need advice pronto!

I totally understand where you are coming from! I get so nervous when I have to join Heterosexual couples but I just try to act like they are normal people and some how I get through it!

TexasDreams · 11-23-2005, 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rod.

I am very nervous as this is the first time I will be joining a homosexual couple by myself. I need advice pronto!

Goodnight DarkJedi!

Rob · 11-23-2005, 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TexasDreams

Goodnight DarkJedi!

Thank you, sir. He was getting to be too fucking much.

tony286 · 11-23-2005, 08:30 PM

you guys are all too funny lol

studiocritic · 11-23-2005, 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Direct Holly

I totally understand where you are coming from! I get so nervous when I have to join Heterosexual couples but I just try to act like they are normal people and some how I get through it!

PixeLs · 11-23-2005, 11:33 PM

Just be their slave for tonight.

Kevsh · 11-23-2005, 11:45 PM

Don't tell them your name is "Rod"

emthree · 11-24-2005, 01:45 AM

Make no comments on the packing of fudge

11-23-2005, 06:28 PM	#1
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