I will be having dinner with a homosexual couple tonight. Any tips?
 

I am very nervous as this is the first time I will be joining a homosexual couple by myself. I need advice pronto!

Can't advise until know genders involved -- yours, theirs, etc.


2hp

Dont drop your fork

everyone is male.

Lighten the mood with a joke:

What do gay horses eat?

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

don't do it!

hmm does not sound good for the man named ROD

Ummmm....just enjoy the food?

Bring a bottle of wine. It's polite, plus it'll be a lot easier for them to DP you if you've had a few drinks in ya first...

See if they wanna start a pay site

Thanks :thumbsup

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2hp

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My thoughts would be to treat it as any other gathering... No special or unusual arrangements... It's just a couple coming over...

nice fake nick, congrats to the winners

Dont' drop your fork... :winkwink:

Bring the movie Deliverance to set the mood

Flip the barstool upside down so they feel more at home.

Keep your back to the wall and clench tight.

Be yourself and enjoy the evening you will be surprised how much fun they might be.

Damn dude, if ya gotta ask maybe you shouldn't be eating with them.


Hopefully it changes your outlook though. Just enjoy the food.

don't forget the lube...

Oh and dont ask for more stuffing lmao

recommend expensive types of lube, hold the glass of wine with your pinky pointing out, and talk about how people are so homophobic...that should do it :thumbsup

- dress in all rainbow colors
- talk about the new season of "Queer Eye"
- mention your plans to move to San Fran
- ask if either of them has gone in for anal bleaching
- right before dessert, ask who wants cream shot on top of their boot-ay...err I mean latte'

rofl this is a funny thread

dont make sex or stereotypical jokes or make references to "you people"

I totally understand where you are coming from! I get so nervous when I have to join Heterosexual couples but I just try to act like they are normal people and some how I get through it!

Goodnight DarkJedi! :321GFY

Thank you, sir. He was getting to be too fucking much.

you guys are all too funny lol

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Just be their slave for tonight. :winkwink:

Don't tell them your name is "Rod"

Make no comments on the packing of fudge