Where Can You Rent A Kid For Christmas? - GoFuckYourself.com

Mutt · 11-23-2005, 03:13 PM

I'd like to rent a kid for Christmas - gotta be 12 or under, teenagers are assholes already. doesn't matter if it's boy or girl. race or ethnicity isn't a concern either. well........... if it is a black kid i'm ok with that but if they do have any 'priors' I would at least like to be informed of those and what the arrests were for.

thank you

candyflip · 11-23-2005, 03:14 PM

I was going to offer my girl's, but he's 12...already an asshole.

sonofsam · 11-23-2005, 03:14 PM

My magic 8 ball predicts drama.

StickyGreen · 11-23-2005, 03:14 PM

Donny · 11-23-2005, 03:14 PM

To purchase gifts for, you mean?

Maxy · 11-23-2005, 03:16 PM

rent a giraffe instead

Furious_Female · 11-23-2005, 03:51 PM

www.toysfortots.org I think this is the best you can do, I will be donating toys.

com · 11-23-2005, 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Furious_Female

www.toysfortots.org I think this is the best you can do, I will be donating toys.

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Mr. Jim · 11-23-2005, 04:02 PM

If you are serious look into the local churchs or the boys and girls homes of America. At this time of year you can also reach out to a Marine Corps reserve center and look into adopting a child for Christmas through the Toys for Tots program...

if they cannot directly take care of you I am sure they can refer you to a program that does support such an inititive.

L4 libido · 11-23-2005, 05:06 PM

you can approach an orphanage in your locale.

PixeLs · 11-23-2005, 10:08 PM

Think about it; you'll still need assholes for your Christmas party.

reed_4 · 11-24-2005, 01:15 AM

You can always find one in the streets.

JD · 11-24-2005, 01:19 AM

http://bigbrothersbigsisters.com/

Lustmoney · 11-24-2005, 01:50 AM

11-23-2005, 03:13 PM	#1
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	Where Can You Rent A Kid For Christmas? I'd like to rent a kid for Christmas - gotta be 12 or under, teenagers are assholes already. doesn't matter if it's boy or girl. race or ethnicity isn't a concern either. well........... if it is a black kid i'm ok with that but if they do have any 'priors' I would at least like to be informed of those and what the arrests were for. thank you __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

11-23-2005, 03:14 PM	#2
candyflip Carpe Visio Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: New York Posts: 43,064	I was going to offer my girl's, but he's 12...already an asshole. __________________ Spend you some brain. Email Me

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11-23-2005, 03:14 PM	#5
Donny As you wish... Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 13,754	To purchase gifts for, you mean?

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Furious_Female Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Upstate, New York Posts: 8,187	www.toysfortots.org I think this is the best you can do, I will be donating toys. __________________ Skype: j3nn.com ICQ 160370494 My current favorite high-converting sponsor: CrakRevenue

11-23-2005, 04:02 PM	#9
Mr. Jim Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 4,372	If you are serious look into the local churchs or the boys and girls homes of America. At this time of year you can also reach out to a Marine Corps reserve center and look into adopting a child for Christmas through the Toys for Tots program... if they cannot directly take care of you I am sure they can refer you to a program that does support such an inititive.

11-23-2005, 05:06 PM	#10
L4 libido Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 222	you can approach an orphanage in your locale. __________________

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PixeLs Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 11,922	Think about it; you'll still need assholes for your Christmas party. __________________ Make money on any traffic. Bi-weekly payments with no hold.

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JD Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 22,651	http://bigbrothersbigsisters.com/

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