Where Can You Rent A Kid For Christmas?
 

I'd like to rent a kid for Christmas - gotta be 12 or under, teenagers are assholes already. doesn't matter if it's boy or girl. race or ethnicity isn't a concern either. well........... if it is a black kid i'm ok with that but if they do have any 'priors' I would at least like to be informed of those and what the arrests were for.

thank you

I was going to offer my girl's, but he's 12...already an asshole.

My magic 8 ball predicts drama.

:eek7 :eek7 :eek7

To purchase gifts for, you mean?

rent a giraffe instead

www.toysfortots.org I think this is the best you can do, I will be donating toys.

I prefer our local rock stations "Toys for TaTas" held at a local strip club

If you are serious look into the local churchs or the boys and girls homes of America. At this time of year you can also reach out to a Marine Corps reserve center and look into adopting a child for Christmas through the Toys for Tots program...

if they cannot directly take care of you I am sure they can refer you to a program that does support such an inititive.

you can approach an orphanage in your locale.

Think about it; you'll still need assholes for your Christmas party.

You can always find one in the streets.