I finally captured my neighbor's cat - GoFuckYourself.com

Korban · 11-23-2005, 02:34 PM

I've been complaining for months about his cat shitting all over my property and this prick just wouldn't listen.

I finally lured the fucking thing into my house, and now have it caged. What's the most humane way to kill this thing? If I bring it to the vet will they put down a perfectly healthy cat? How much is it?

TIA

MetaMan · 11-23-2005, 02:36 PM

why dont you give it back to your neighbour?

i bet you have a set of annoying little brats that your neighbour wouldnt mind running over a few times or throwing a nice sized potato at.

its a fucking cat, get over it old man winter or i will personally come shit in your face instead of your yard.

Maxy · 11-23-2005, 02:36 PM

Don't kill a fuckin cat man.

em_sc · 11-23-2005, 02:36 PM

dude your fucked let the cat go....or drive it far away and let it go but don't kill it...

JamesK2 · 11-23-2005, 02:37 PM

Easy to put the blame on the cat. It's just an animal, if u had a brain you'd kill the neighbors, not the fucking cat that doesn't know shitting on your property is wrong.

bringer · 11-23-2005, 02:37 PM

set it on fire in the cage and send the video to consumption junction

Korban · 11-23-2005, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by em_sc

dude your fucked let the cat go....or drive it far away and let it go but don't kill it...

It will take me half a day to take this piece of shit somewhere remote. No fucking way. The most I'd do is have it put down.

JamesK2 · 11-23-2005, 02:38 PM

If you want some serious advice btw, throw water on the cat once he gets near your property, after a few times he won't dare to come... cats hate water.

dig420 · 11-23-2005, 02:39 PM

Give me your address, I'll come over and we'll figure something out.

sickkittens · 11-23-2005, 02:40 PM

...because killing cats is so cool.

WebairGerard · 11-23-2005, 02:41 PM

Don't be an ass and kill a cat for taking a shit. Give it back dude. Get over it and get on with life.

Libertine · 11-23-2005, 02:43 PM

Oh, for fuck's sake people. This is an obvious fake character.

Korban · 11-23-2005, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by bringer

set it on fire in the cage and send the video to consumption junction

I'm not sure about that, it will give me nightmares. The cat be meowing and shit...

Besides, I don't want to provoke the guy. I just want the problem eliminated.

fuzzylogic · 11-23-2005, 02:44 PM

it's not the cats fault.

however, i would bring the cat to spca

i was having a similar problem. keep in mind that u r suspect.

flirty · 11-23-2005, 02:45 PM

you should have caught it in cam & show it to your neighbor

Deej · 11-23-2005, 02:45 PM

your a moron.... and only 8 posts since 2002 ..... you come here to be a complete fuckin sociopathic idiot .... you need one shell my man.....for YOUR most humane end ... heres a way you can win this battle.....blow your fuckin head off in your neighbors lawn....

SilentKnight · 11-23-2005, 02:46 PM

Fake tasteless drama, nuthin' more.

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 11-23-2005, 02:46 PM

fake drama is lame

Fresh · 11-23-2005, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

...or throwing a nice sized potato at.

InGayPorn · 11-23-2005, 02:47 PM

Cruelness aside, it solves nothing. Cats are territorial...remove it and another will take its space.

Korban · 11-23-2005, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by flirty

you should have caught it in cam & show it to your neighbor

I talked to the guy numerous times. The moron wont do anything about it.

Dirty F · 11-23-2005, 02:49 PM

Idiots. Its a troll.

Korban · 11-23-2005, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by dig420

Give me your address, I'll come over and we'll figure something out.

Are you from LA? Are you willing to come to Tennessee to pick it up?

MetaMan · 11-23-2005, 02:52 PM

to all you fucking idiots who are saying it a troll.

NO REALLY????????

some of you just stfu.

Korban · 11-23-2005, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by fuzzylogic

it's not the cats fault.

however, i would bring the cat to spca

i was having a similar problem. keep in mind that u r suspect.

Whats spca?

Hey, its not "fake drama". I know it is unfortunate, but the cat is really old anyway.

Korban · 11-23-2005, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Deej

your a moron.... and only 8 posts since 2002 ..... you come here to be a complete fuckin sociopathic idiot .... you need one shell my man.....for YOUR most humane end ... heres a way you can win this battle.....blow your fuckin head off in your neighbors lawn....

I don't shit on other people's property.

Korban · 11-23-2005, 02:55 PM

It's all fun and games until your property stinks of cat shit. Maybe then you'd understand that after trying repeatedly to resolve this amicably, I'm left with no choice.

It's unfortunate that this cat has to die (believe me - I love animals), but it's owner has left me no choice.

tony286 · 11-23-2005, 02:56 PM

Chances are its illegal to just let your pet wander take it to your local animal control and they will contact your neighbor that they have the cat but their will be a ticket waiting for them

You kill the cat you can go to jail for that not worth it.

lazycash · 11-23-2005, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Klabbus

Are you willing to come to Tennessee to pick it up?

This explains everything.

Babagirls · 11-23-2005, 02:59 PM

give it back to the owner and tell him to keep his cat inside then. dont fuckin kill a cat over his owners stupidity.

Korban · 11-23-2005, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by tony404

Chances are its illegal to just let your pet wander take it to your local animal control and they will contact your neighbor that they have the cat but their will be a ticket waiting for them

You kill the cat you can go to jail for that not worth it.

I called the animal control once but they said they couldn't do anything without proof. And theres no fucking way to prove that the shit belongs to that stupid cat.

Korban · 11-23-2005, 03:06 PM

I'm just going to cut its throat. Be back soon.

SilentKnight · 11-23-2005, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Klabbus

I'm just going to cut its throat. Be back soon.

Downtime · 11-23-2005, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

why dont you give it back to your neighbour?

i bet you have a set of annoying little brats that your neighbour wouldnt mind running over a few times or throwing a nice sized potato at.

its a fucking cat, get over it old man winter or i will personally come shit in your face instead of your yard.

haha nicely put

dig420 · 11-23-2005, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Klabbus

I'm just going to cut its throat. Be back soon.

wow you're a really clever guy. Almost as classy as bumfights.

Wish I could be like you.

crockett · 11-23-2005, 03:16 PM

Kitty Kabobs for dinner?

dig420 · 11-23-2005, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Klabbus

Are you from LA? Are you willing to come to Tennessee to pick it up?

I have a redneck cousin there who will do it as long as I pay him a few bucks. Send me your address and I'll get him on his way.

Korban · 11-23-2005, 03:21 PM

Well, that's that.

He went peacefully and painlessly, I cut his throat with box cutter while he was sleeping.

I'm going to wait till he's cold then take him to the dump.

http://www.imagedump.com/index.cgi?pick=get&tp=12991

R.I.P. Scout

If you have a cat, please keep them indoors.

SilentKnight · 11-23-2005, 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Klabbus

Well, that's that.

He went peacefully and painlessly, I cut his throat with box cutter while he was sleeping.

I'm going to wait till he's cold then take him to the dump.

http://www.imagedump.com/index.cgi?pick=get&tp=12991

R.I.P. Scout

If you have a cat, please keep them indoors.

Impressive - 1,704 views of that image you just uploaded 9 mins. ago.

http://www.imagedump.com/index.cgi?p...&poll_id=12991

Busted...

Dirty F · 11-23-2005, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Klabbus

Well, that's that.

He went peacefully and painlessly, I cut his throat with box cutter while he was sleeping.

I'm going to wait till he's cold then take him to the dump.

http://www.imagedump.com/index.cgi?pick=get&tp=12991

R.I.P. Scout

If you have a cat, please keep them indoors.

If thats real then i hope someone will find out who you are and fuck your inbreed ass up real good.
I still think youre a troll but id still be happy to call your neighbour and show him the pic, just to make sure. I hope hes even bigger inbreed scum.

Dirty F · 11-23-2005, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

Impressive - 1,704 views of that image you just uploaded 9 mins. ago.

http://www.imagedump.com/index.cgi?p...&poll_id=12991

Busted...

Well there you have it. Confirmed troll.

Now lets stop replying to this attention whore.

dynastoned · 11-23-2005, 03:39 PM

take the piece of shit across town and let it go it'll find a new home.

dig420 · 11-23-2005, 03:40 PM

I think about what it must be like to be the kind of person who finds this entertaining, and I realize that your life must be one squalid, tacky hell.

If I were you I'd just kill myself, but since you are the kind of person you are you probably don't even realize how bad you have it.

gandalfuy · 11-23-2005, 03:41 PM

u r sick :S

Dirty F · 11-23-2005, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by dynastoned

take the piece of shit across town and let it go it'll find a new home.

You should always read the thread before replying.

dynastoned · 11-23-2005, 03:43 PM

lol nvm.. anyways, who kills a cat and lets it bleed on they're floor after they got pissed because it shits in they're backyard?

com · 11-23-2005, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Franck

Well there you have it. Confirmed troll

HAHAHAHAH talk about calling the kettle black@!

Dirty F · 11-23-2005, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by com

HAHAHAHAH talk about calling the kettle black@!

Talk about inbreed scum. Dont you have some guns to polish retard boy.

maxxxxx · 11-23-2005, 03:47 PM

Ah, who believes this? Just some sick surfing kid with too much time on his hands and a few fake pics. Well done though...Now try the neighbour's kids.

BradM · 11-23-2005, 03:47 PM

Fun thread.

11-23-2005, 02:34 PM	#1
Korban Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: moon Posts: 417	I finally captured my neighbor's cat I've been complaining for months about his cat shitting all over my property and this prick just wouldn't listen. I finally lured the fucking thing into my house, and now have it caged. What's the most humane way to kill this thing? If I bring it to the vet will they put down a perfectly healthy cat? How much is it? TIA

11-23-2005, 02:36 PM	#3
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11-23-2005, 02:37 PM	#5
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11-23-2005, 02:37 PM	#6
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11-23-2005, 02:36 PM	#2
MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	why dont you give it back to your neighbour? i bet you have a set of annoying little brats that your neighbour wouldnt mind running over a few times or throwing a nice sized potato at. its a fucking cat, get over it old man winter or i will personally come shit in your face instead of your yard.

11-23-2005, 02:38 PM	#8
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	If you want some serious advice btw, throw water on the cat once he gets near your property, after a few times he won't dare to come... cats hate water. __________________

11-23-2005, 02:39 PM	#9
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11-23-2005, 02:40 PM	#10
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11-23-2005, 02:41 PM	#11
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11-23-2005, 02:43 PM	#12
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11-23-2005, 02:44 PM	#14
fuzzylogic Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: buffalo, las vegas. icq: 285808879 Posts: 4,796	it's not the cats fault. however, i would bring the cat to spca i was having a similar problem. keep in mind that u r suspect.

11-23-2005, 02:45 PM	#15
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11-23-2005, 02:46 PM	#17
SilentKnight Megan Fox's fluffer Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: shooting pool in Elysium Posts: 24,818	Fake tasteless drama, nuthin' more.

11-23-2005, 02:46 PM	#18
C_U_Next_Tuesday WW4L Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: over the river and through the woods Posts: 10,581	fake drama is lame

11-23-2005, 02:47 PM	#20
InGayPorn Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 177	Cruelness aside, it solves nothing. Cats are territorial...remove it and another will take its space. __________________ Submit your news worthy announcements to InGayPorn.com

11-23-2005, 02:49 PM	#22
Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	Idiots. Its a troll.

11-23-2005, 02:52 PM	#24
MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	to all you fucking idiots who are saying it a troll. NO REALLY???????? some of you just stfu.

11-23-2005, 02:55 PM	#27
Korban Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: moon Posts: 417	It's all fun and games until your property stinks of cat shit. Maybe then you'd understand that after trying repeatedly to resolve this amicably, I'm left with no choice. It's unfortunate that this cat has to die (believe me - I love animals), but it's owner has left me no choice.

11-23-2005, 02:56 PM	#28
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	Chances are its illegal to just let your pet wander take it to your local animal control and they will contact your neighbor that they have the cat but their will be a ticket waiting for them You kill the cat you can go to jail for that not worth it.

11-23-2005, 02:59 PM	#30
Babagirls Text Writer Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 18,812	give it back to the owner and tell him to keep his cat inside then. dont fuckin kill a cat over his owners stupidity. __________________ Need a Text Writer? Blogs\|Reviews\|Descriptions\|Paysites\|TGP's\|Stories ICQ: 397892500

11-23-2005, 03:06 PM	#32
Korban Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: moon Posts: 417	I'm just going to cut its throat. Be back soon.

11-23-2005, 03:16 PM	#36
crockett in a van by the river Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 76,806	Kitty Kabobs for dinner? __________________ In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

11-23-2005, 03:21 PM	#38
Korban Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: moon Posts: 417	Well, that's that. He went peacefully and painlessly, I cut his throat with box cutter while he was sleeping. I'm going to wait till he's cold then take him to the dump. http://www.imagedump.com/index.cgi?pick=get&tp=12991 R.I.P. Scout If you have a cat, please keep them indoors.

11-23-2005, 03:39 PM	#42
dynastoned mmm yeah! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: roseville, ca Posts: 5,061	take the piece of shit across town and let it go it'll find a new home.

11-23-2005, 03:40 PM	#43
dig420 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 9,240	I think about what it must be like to be the kind of person who finds this entertaining, and I realize that your life must be one squalid, tacky hell. If I were you I'd just kill myself, but since you are the kind of person you are you probably don't even realize how bad you have it.

11-23-2005, 03:41 PM	#44
gandalfuy Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Montevideo, Uruguay. Posts: 4,686	u r sick :S

11-23-2005, 03:43 PM	#46
dynastoned mmm yeah! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: roseville, ca Posts: 5,061	lol nvm.. anyways, who kills a cat and lets it bleed on they're floor after they got pissed because it shits in they're backyard?

11-23-2005, 03:47 PM	#49
maxxxxx Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 646	Ah, who believes this? Just some sick surfing kid with too much time on his hands and a few fake pics. Well done though...Now try the neighbour's kids. __________________ **Teen Harbour** - Home of Little Caprice ------------------------------------------------------------------- In a perfect world... spammers would get caught, go to jail, and share a cell with many men who have enlarged their penisses, taken Viagra and are looking for a new relationship.

11-23-2005, 03:47 PM	#50
BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	Fun thread.