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I finally captured my neighbor's cat

11-23-2005, 12:34 PM

I've been complaining for months about his cat shitting all over my property and this prick just wouldn't listen.

I finally lured the fucking thing into my house, and now have it caged. What's the most humane way to kill this thing? If I bring it to the vet will they put down a perfectly healthy cat? How much is it?

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11-23-2005, 12:36 PM

why dont you give it back to your neighbour?

i bet you have a set of annoying little brats that your neighbour wouldnt mind running over a few times or throwing a nice sized potato at.

its a fucking cat, get over it old man winter or i will personally come shit in your face instead of your yard.
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11-23-2005, 12:36 PM

Don't kill a fuckin cat man.

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11-23-2005, 12:36 PM

dude your fucked let the cat go....or drive it far away and let it go but don't kill it...

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11-23-2005, 12:37 PM

Easy to put the blame on the cat. It's just an animal, if u had a brain you'd kill the neighbors, not the fucking cat that doesn't know shitting on your property is wrong.
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11-23-2005, 12:37 PM

set it on fire in the cage and send the video to consumption junction

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11-23-2005, 12:38 PM

Originally posted by em_sc

dude your fucked let the cat go....or drive it far away and let it go but don't kill it...

It will take me half a day to take this piece of shit somewhere remote. No fucking way. The most I'd do is have it put down.
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11-23-2005, 12:38 PM

If you want some serious advice btw, throw water on the cat once he gets near your property, after a few times he won't dare to come... cats hate water.
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11-23-2005, 12:39 PM

Give me your address, I'll come over and we'll figure something out.
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11-23-2005, 12:40 PM

...because killing cats is so cool.

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11-23-2005, 12:41 PM

Don't be an ass and kill a cat for taking a shit. Give it back dude. Get over it and get on with life.
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11-23-2005, 12:43 PM

Oh, for fuck's sake people. This is an obvious fake character.

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11-23-2005, 12:44 PM

Originally posted by bringer

set it on fire in the cage and send the video to consumption junction

I'm not sure about that, it will give me nightmares. The cat be meowing and shit...

Besides, I don't want to provoke the guy. I just want the problem eliminated.

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11-23-2005, 12:44 PM

it's not the cats fault.

however, i would bring the cat to spca

i was having a similar problem. keep in mind that u r suspect.
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11-23-2005, 12:45 PM

you should have caught it in cam & show it to your neighbor
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11-23-2005, 12:45 PM

your a moron.... and only 8 posts since 2002 ..... you come here to be a complete fuckin sociopathic idiot .... you need one shell my man.....for YOUR most humane end ... heres a way you can win this battle.....blow your fuckin head off in your neighbors lawn....

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11-23-2005, 12:46 PM

Fake tasteless drama, nuthin' more.
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11-23-2005, 12:46 PM

fake drama is lame
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11-23-2005, 12:46 PM

Originally posted by MetaMan

...or throwing a nice sized potato at.

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11-23-2005, 12:47 PM

Cruelness aside, it solves nothing. Cats are territorial...remove it and another will take its space.

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11-23-2005, 12:48 PM

Originally posted by flirty

you should have caught it in cam & show it to your neighbor

I talked to the guy numerous times. The moron wont do anything about it.
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11-23-2005, 12:49 PM

Idiots. Its a troll.
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11-23-2005, 12:50 PM

Originally posted by dig420

Give me your address, I'll come over and we'll figure something out.

Are you from LA? Are you willing to come to Tennessee to pick it up?
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11-23-2005, 12:52 PM

to all you fucking idiots who are saying it a troll.

NO REALLY????????

some of you just stfu.
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11-23-2005, 12:52 PM

Originally posted by fuzzylogic

it's not the cats fault.

however, i would bring the cat to spca

i was having a similar problem. keep in mind that u r suspect.

Whats spca?

Hey, its not "fake drama". I know it is unfortunate, but the cat is really old anyway.
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11-23-2005, 12:54 PM

Originally posted by Deej

your a moron.... and only 8 posts since 2002 ..... you come here to be a complete fuckin sociopathic idiot .... you need one shell my man.....for YOUR most humane end ... heres a way you can win this battle.....blow your fuckin head off in your neighbors lawn....

I don't shit on other people's property.
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11-23-2005, 12:55 PM

It's all fun and games until your property stinks of cat shit. Maybe then you'd understand that after trying repeatedly to resolve this amicably, I'm left with no choice.

It's unfortunate that this cat has to die (believe me - I love animals), but it's owner has left me no choice.
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11-23-2005, 12:56 PM

Chances are its illegal to just let your pet wander take it to your local animal control and they will contact your neighbor that they have the cat but their will be a ticket waiting for them You kill the cat you can go to jail for that not worth it.
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11-23-2005, 12:56 PM

Originally posted by Klabbus

Are you willing to come to Tennessee to pick it up?

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11-23-2005, 12:59 PM

give it back to the owner and tell him to keep his cat inside then. dont fuckin kill a cat over his owners stupidity.

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11-23-2005, 01:02 PM

Originally posted by tony404

Chances are its illegal to just let your pet wander take it to your local animal control and they will contact your neighbor that they have the cat but their will be a ticket waiting for them You kill the cat you can go to jail for that not worth it.

I called the animal control once but they said they couldn't do anything without proof. And theres no fucking way to prove that the shit belongs to that stupid cat.
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11-23-2005, 01:06 PM

I'm just going to cut its throat. Be back soon.
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11-23-2005, 01:13 PM

Originally posted by Klabbus

I'm just going to cut its throat. Be back soon.
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11-23-2005, 01:15 PM

Originally posted by MetaMan

why dont you give it back to your neighbour?

i bet you have a set of annoying little brats that your neighbour wouldnt mind running over a few times or throwing a nice sized potato at.

its a fucking cat, get over it old man winter or i will personally come shit in your face instead of your yard.

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11-23-2005, 01:16 PM

Originally posted by Klabbus

I'm just going to cut its throat. Be back soon.

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11-23-2005, 01:16 PM

Kitty Kabobs for dinner?

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11-23-2005, 01:17 PM

Originally posted by Klabbus

Are you from LA? Are you willing to come to Tennessee to pick it up?

I have a redneck cousin there who will do it as long as I pay him a few bucks. Send me your address and I'll get him on his way.
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11-23-2005, 01:21 PM

Well, that's that.

He went peacefully and painlessly, I cut his throat with box cutter while he was sleeping.

I'm going to wait till he's cold then take him to the dump.

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11-23-2005, 01:32 PM

Originally posted by Klabbus

Well, that's that.

He went peacefully and painlessly, I cut his throat with box cutter while he was sleeping.

I'm going to wait till he's cold then take him to the dump.

http://www.imagedump.com/index.cgi?pick=get&tp=12991

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Impressive - 1,704 views of that image you just uploaded 9 mins. ago.

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11-23-2005, 01:35 PM

Originally posted by Klabbus

Well, that's that.

He went peacefully and painlessly, I cut his throat with box cutter while he was sleeping.

I'm going to wait till he's cold then take him to the dump.

http://www.imagedump.com/index.cgi?pick=get&tp=12991

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If you have a cat, please keep them indoors.

If thats real then i hope someone will find out who you are and fuck your inbreed ass up real good.
I still think youre a troll but id still be happy to call your neighbour and show him the pic, just to make sure. I hope hes even bigger inbreed scum.
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11-23-2005, 01:37 PM

Originally posted by SilentKnight

Impressive - 1,704 views of that image you just uploaded 9 mins. ago.

http://www.imagedump.com/index.cgi?p...&poll_id=12991

Busted...

Well there you have it. Confirmed troll.

Now lets stop replying to this attention whore.
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11-23-2005, 01:39 PM

take the piece of shit across town and let it go it'll find a new home.
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11-23-2005, 01:40 PM

I think about what it must be like to be the kind of person who finds this entertaining, and I realize that your life must be one squalid, tacky hell.

If I were you I'd just kill myself, but since you are the kind of person you are you probably don't even realize how bad you have it.
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11-23-2005, 01:41 PM

u r sick :S

I'm not back.
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11-23-2005, 01:42 PM

Originally posted by dynastoned

take the piece of shit across town and let it go it'll find a new home.

You should always read the thread before replying.
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11-23-2005, 01:43 PM

lol nvm.. anyways, who kills a cat and lets it bleed on they're floor after they got pissed because it shits in they're backyard?
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11-23-2005, 01:43 PM

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Well there you have it. Confirmed troll

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11-23-2005, 01:46 PM

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HAHAHAHAH talk about calling the kettle black@!

Talk about inbreed scum. Dont you have some guns to polish retard boy.
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11-23-2005, 01:47 PM

Ah, who believes this? Just some sick surfing kid with too much time on his hands and a few fake pics. Well done though...Now try the neighbour's kids.

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11-23-2005, 01:47 PM

Fun thread.
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