Police Hit Naked Man in Genitals With Taser - GoFuckYourself.com

Fred Quimby · 11-23-2005, 12:15 PM

I hope there is a video somewhere

FORT MYERS BEACH, Fla. - Police accidentally hit a naked man in the genitals with a Taser after he was caught breaking windows and asking women to touch him, authorities said.

Jeremy J. Miljour, 26, tried to run away when sheriff's deputies approached so one of them shot their Taser, said Cpl. Matt Chitwood. But one of the gun's prongs accidentally hit Miljour's genitals and got stuck, Chitwood said.

"The Taser is relatively accurate, but when someone is moving like that, it doesn't matter if you have a Taser, or a pistol. (Officers) can't aim," Chitwood said.

Miljour was treated at a hospital before being taken to the Lee County jail. He was charged with indecent exposure, resisting an officer and criminal damage.

The Duck · 11-23-2005, 12:19 PM

It got stuck too lol, cozy.

Maxy · 11-23-2005, 12:19 PM

Oh fuck that's awful.

CamJack · 11-23-2005, 12:22 PM

If I was a cop, I would've done the same thing...just for the story.

Hollywood Horwitz · 11-23-2005, 12:28 PM

i bet the guy got off on getting tazed..

SilentKnight · 11-23-2005, 12:32 PM

Saved him a trip to Guantanamo Bay to have it done

wdsguy · 11-23-2005, 12:33 PM

I bet he is gonna sue.

hydro · 11-23-2005, 12:45 PM

if i was a cop i'd always aim for the crotch or the ear

gangbangjoe · 11-23-2005, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by wdsguy

I bet he is gonna sue.

and he will get a huge ammount of money

im sure

ElConquistador · 11-23-2005, 01:02 PM

if you hit a guy in the balls with a taser and he doesn't drop...

RUN LIKE A MOFO

Shaft_1971 · 11-23-2005, 01:16 PM

He deserved it...but damn that musta hurt.

Th!nk · 11-23-2005, 01:20 PM

i'd say that would really hurt!

Doctor Dre · 11-23-2005, 01:21 PM

I doubt that guy will ever do anything like that again... what a freak anyways ...

blazi · 11-23-2005, 01:22 PM

hmmm, wonder if it was really an accident lol

camouflaged123 · 11-23-2005, 01:22 PM

lol, imagine how badly it hurt...

calibra · 11-23-2005, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by camouflaged123

lol, imagine how badly it hurt...

If there is something left to hurt

Vitasoy · 11-23-2005, 01:27 PM

Yep that had to hurt

WarChild · 11-23-2005, 01:29 PM

If you read the instructions with the tasers that the RCMP use in Canada, it says to aim for the chest and if that's not a good target, the eyes.

Can you imagine being hit in the eyes with taser darts? Amazing.

PixeLs · 11-23-2005, 11:06 PM

Accident or not, he just did the right thing.

kaori · 11-23-2005, 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

If you read the instructions with the tasers that the RCMP use in Canada, it says to aim for the chest and if that's not a good target, the eyes.

Can you imagine being hit in the eyes with taser darts? Amazing.

wouldn't that permantently blind them?
Aren't tasers the ones that shoot pronged darts out?
I imagine that's a hell of a lawsuit...

$5 submissions · 11-23-2005, 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElConquistador

if you hit a guy in the balls with a taser and he doesn't drop...

RUN LIKE A MOFO

GOOD ADVICE!

WarChild · 11-23-2005, 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kaori

wouldn't that permantently blind them?
Aren't tasers the ones that shoot pronged darts out?
I imagine that's a hell of a lawsuit...

I don't think it could be good. I didn't believe it actually said that until a buddy showed me and I read it myself. I had to read it twice.

J-$ · 11-23-2005, 11:41 PM

yo dont you guys get it? the tazer got stuck there by "ACCIDENT"... jeez and he happenned to be naked..cmon man ;) anyways that sucker deserved it good

emthree · 11-24-2005, 01:25 AM

all I can say is... ouch.
Them BME guys would kill for an op like that..lol.

Lustmoney · 11-24-2005, 01:42 AM

Thats got to hurt like a motherfucka. I thought getting hit in the nuts was bad, how about 750,000 volts of electricity catching your nut hair on fire

11-23-2005, 12:15 PM	#1
Fred Quimby Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 5,430	Police Hit Naked Man in Genitals With Taser I hope there is a video somewhere FORT MYERS BEACH, Fla. - Police accidentally hit a naked man in the genitals with a Taser after he was caught breaking windows and asking women to touch him, authorities said. Jeremy J. Miljour, 26, tried to run away when sheriff's deputies approached so one of them shot their Taser, said Cpl. Matt Chitwood. But one of the gun's prongs accidentally hit Miljour's genitals and got stuck, Chitwood said. "The Taser is relatively accurate, but when someone is moving like that, it doesn't matter if you have a Taser, or a pistol. (Officers) can't aim," Chitwood said. Miljour was treated at a hospital before being taken to the Lee County jail. He was charged with indecent exposure, resisting an officer and criminal damage. __________________

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Lustmoney Registered User Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 17	Thats got to hurt like a motherfucka. I thought getting hit in the nuts was bad, how about 750,000 volts of electricity catching your nut hair on fire