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Fred Quimby 11-23-2005 12:15 PM

Police Hit Naked Man in Genitals With Taser
 
I hope there is a video somewhere :1orglaugh



FORT MYERS BEACH, Fla. - Police accidentally hit a naked man in the genitals with a Taser after he was caught breaking windows and asking women to touch him, authorities said.

Jeremy J. Miljour, 26, tried to run away when sheriff's deputies approached so one of them shot their Taser, said Cpl. Matt Chitwood. But one of the gun's prongs accidentally hit Miljour's genitals and got stuck, Chitwood said.

"The Taser is relatively accurate, but when someone is moving like that, it doesn't matter if you have a Taser, or a pistol. (Officers) can't aim," Chitwood said.

Miljour was treated at a hospital before being taken to the Lee County jail. He was charged with indecent exposure, resisting an officer and criminal damage.

The Duck 11-23-2005 12:19 PM

It got stuck too lol, cozy.

Maxy 11-23-2005 12:19 PM

Oh fuck that's awful.

CamJack 11-23-2005 12:22 PM

If I was a cop, I would've done the same thing...just for the story.

Hollywood Horwitz 11-23-2005 12:28 PM

i bet the guy got off on getting tazed..

SilentKnight 11-23-2005 12:32 PM

Saved him a trip to Guantanamo Bay to have it done :winkwink:

wdsguy 11-23-2005 12:33 PM

I bet he is gonna sue.

hydro 11-23-2005 12:45 PM

if i was a cop i'd always aim for the crotch or the ear

gangbangjoe 11-23-2005 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wdsguy
I bet he is gonna sue.

and he will get a huge ammount of money

im sure

ElConquistador 11-23-2005 01:02 PM

if you hit a guy in the balls with a taser and he doesn't drop...

RUN LIKE A MOFO

Shaft_1971 11-23-2005 01:16 PM

He deserved it...but damn that musta hurt.

Th!nk 11-23-2005 01:20 PM

i'd say that would really hurt!

Doctor Dre 11-23-2005 01:21 PM

I doubt that guy will ever do anything like that again... what a freak anyways ...

blazi 11-23-2005 01:22 PM

hmmm, wonder if it was really an accident lol

camouflaged123 11-23-2005 01:22 PM

lol, imagine how badly it hurt...

calibra 11-23-2005 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by camouflaged123
lol, imagine how badly it hurt...

If there is something left to hurt :1orglaugh

Vitasoy 11-23-2005 01:27 PM

Yep that had to hurt

WarChild 11-23-2005 01:29 PM

If you read the instructions with the tasers that the RCMP use in Canada, it says to aim for the chest and if that's not a good target, the eyes.

Can you imagine being hit in the eyes with taser darts? Amazing.

PixeLs 11-23-2005 11:06 PM

Accident or not, he just did the right thing.

kaori 11-23-2005 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild
If you read the instructions with the tasers that the RCMP use in Canada, it says to aim for the chest and if that's not a good target, the eyes.

Can you imagine being hit in the eyes with taser darts? Amazing.

wouldn't that permantently blind them?
Aren't tasers the ones that shoot pronged darts out?
I imagine that's a hell of a lawsuit...

$5 submissions 11-23-2005 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElConquistador
if you hit a guy in the balls with a taser and he doesn't drop...

RUN LIKE A MOFO


GOOD ADVICE! :1orglaugh :thumbsup

WarChild 11-23-2005 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kaori
wouldn't that permantently blind them?
Aren't tasers the ones that shoot pronged darts out?
I imagine that's a hell of a lawsuit...

I don't think it could be good. I didn't believe it actually said that until a buddy showed me and I read it myself. I had to read it twice.

J-$ 11-23-2005 11:41 PM

yo dont you guys get it? the tazer got stuck there by "ACCIDENT"... jeez and he happenned to be naked..cmon man ;) anyways that sucker deserved it good

emthree 11-24-2005 01:25 AM

all I can say is... ouch.
Them BME guys would kill for an op like that..lol.

Lustmoney 11-24-2005 01:42 AM

Thats got to hurt like a motherfucka. I thought getting hit in the nuts was bad, how about 750,000 volts of electricity catching your nut hair on fire


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